you just a "monor threat" i'm a "reason to riot"//
my shit's "rancid' so you don't wanna try it
you got "nofx" on ya lyrical style//
you more goofy than that ass "Gomer Pyle"

your a reason to riot at a gay pride parade
cuz unless it's by men, you can never get laid
you slip through the cracks of a gay mans butt
you passed out at my show cuz i fucked you up
your shit is rancid, it stinks like your mother
opened her legs and held my nose under the covers
i slapped the bitch and told her to take a shower
then you walked in back from gay happy hour
a smile on your face and a dick in your ass
that's what you go for but you get blasted fast

like macdonalds, you put all your shit in one bag//
5 different disses callin me "fag'
you unoriginal like reruns of "gilligan"//
with so much gay shit on ya mind i think it's YOU who likes men

Im punchin u in da lip and you only throwin kisses
how you think you vicious when you spittin generic disses
And while I can get lifted and find a broad to mack
You not supposed to fuck, 'butt' you love slippin through da 'crack'

damn... me n deceit were in da same mindframe wit that 'crack' joke

designin websights and eatin "kreamedkorn"?//
you must be unemployed that's why ya vocab lookin so worn
fells point or inner harbor kid?//
you probably too young to realize what i said

i know you don't watch gilligan, you 5 years old?
beggin' your mother to get you happy meals at McDonalds
the fact is i called YOU gay cuz i'm secure with myself
i know i like women while you want to spank me with your belt
that one that you stole from a sleeping hobo
you go to soup kitchens for lunch and your mother for a blow
i wont get into incest, it might turn you on
sitting at home wearing pink singing a backstreet boy song
while your mother's in a thong waving her fat ass at men
gettin' stuffed with dollars until half past ten
then she buys some more slim fast and gives you a cent
so you cna pay the hobo for your favorite belt

i got anotha dick rider peepin my bio
He talk shit about me but he know im fly tho
I dont need vocabulary to be puttin you in anguish
ill post a video n diss you in sign language
You need to type in Word to try to up the terror
cuz da only thing you maximizin is spellin errors

you repeat shit like a scratched cd//
it's the remix, no wait, it's just like the last three
you "can't flow" just like a 10 year old girl//
take this text home and practice before you "give it a whirl"

you think soup's a big word? you probly don't know 'bout 'hello'
you got held back in the first grade, you thought 2+2 was jello
you need some IQ and some flow while your at it
digging through the oldest disses to put me in 'anguish'
yeah i'm in pain cuz your lyrics are sickening me
4-0 your unbelievably lucky
was that word too big? do you need some help
might aswell take a pistol and blast yourself

it takes two emcees to try an get over on me//
both of ya'll weak like lukewarm ice tea
put ya heads together and come up with a rhmye//
till you can do that you can borrow one of mine
you both need work like a homeless Hatian//
you actin careful with ya words like you on lyric probation

as a matter of fact i am on lyrical probation
destroyed your rhymes too many times giving lacerations
i don't like the idea of you suggesting putting heads together
i'm cold, i fight your ideals protect yourself from lyrical weather
cuz when i rain on you with my high in the sky style
you come down to earth like chris rock in a pile
so continue to spit, i'm interested in it
i'm tryin to understandhow someone can be so shit

that's right i'm the shit, how long did it take you to write what you just "writ"?//
all you do is drool over the sick shit i just spit
you sound like you got a cold playin in the cold rain//
i can't restrain the way i leave you in pain wishin to be slain
when you got somethin besides a gay joke to drop//
i bet that shit will still sound like no talent slop

the reason i edited cuz i'm tired of waitin'
probly turned you on you off masturbatin'
please keep your mind off of me and your dick in your pants
you probly try to imagine me with my dick in your hands
i always seem to see you wherever there's a gay bar
i've seen you go to gay's anonymous in a pink car
i would know cuz i've been tryin to get people off it
for once try a woman even if you get sick
you see pussy is good, it's the best thing we have
an anus is only for shit not for penis wrath
stick it in a cunt, go and rub some tits
make sure it's not a shemale swingin' round his dick

i would stop with gay jokes but your just a fag
how else can i put it, don't read gay porno mags
a diss without gays, well i know your broke
you made a dance, 'broke' dance for spare change to choke
you go to disco clubs and listen to elvis
that's who you sound like when your writin this shit
oh, i'm sorry did i beat you too rough
shit ma, i'ma quit, i beat you too much!

by the way sleazy j? you can suck a dick
tryin' to be eminem when you spit your shit
try and be original do you wanna get slapped?
your shit sickens me like your mothers aids ridden ass
stop fucking your dog, go for a girl instead
in case you didn't know humans fuck humans you read?
get a fucking day job, don't spit to me
but if you want we can battle, prove that your an mc
i'll set the shit up, realise this is beef
when people see you, they'll know your just an Em wannabe

Whoa deciet 3 verses u think youre hard
Roll through my hood you ll get fucked in the yard
New to rb and you think you the greatest MC?
You should try out for American Wannabe
You ever see that show Punk'd well u on it
Take a fuckin hood class so you can learn eboncics
The way you talken it just aint rite
You just losin wit out given in a fight

Whitey wanna butter deceits cheeks wit crisco
Cause he roll deep in da fag streets of San Francisco
He would eat ass if it was packaged by Nabisco
He be spendin his days bragadin in gay strip shows

OK I admit,
that was tight like your lips around dick,
loosen up and maybe you could spit longer,
Fuck that white boy somebody TRU is gettin at you,
Spliviticus?
Why diis tha dude above me,
Really he can't touch me,
If rhymes was hoes mine be dime yours be ugly.

mr mayhem an deceit both got this thang bout beatin meat
like barnum an bailey suck dick make circus feats
only 27 posts between em like they got a beat
my words r unique an im bashin u faggets like ima critic
see u used ta bein on ur back wit some fat guy usin ur chin ta bounce his sac
its gonna be sad when u react seems like u couldnt take roux as a matter of fact
now i gots ya mind fried from the sack
a balancin act to juggle these words on ya back
ill stop an give u time to retort
at this rate well need red cross to consort
the damages lacerated cut u up left u in bandages

kid frozt need 2 stay in a kids place,
This is for big dogz and your shits a disgrace,
You shoulda saw my flow and passed up what you had 2 say,
faggot this faggot that what tha fuck you gay,
I need no more lines you just been squashed like a roach,
Rolled in my lyrical blunt and straight smoked

Tryin to climb to da top... you gonna flop quick
Your rhymes are played out... like that 2pac pic
Look whos in your optics I got you locked kid
I'll pull this fuckin trigga so you can meet pac bitch
Heed the words of the wise this guys no joke
Surprise, I dont hide, I cut brides in da throat
So dont try to touch me, to battle me is too scary
If you wanna lose lives take your guy and get married

... you don't want dis, herb... get off splivs dick

Ice you ain't got any room ta crack on roux cuz yo shit is wak i'll shut you the fuck up like a fat bitch on crack that just got slapped.quit runnin yo mutha fuckin mouth,"just sit back and chill"while i fuck yo mom...cuz this time she's on tha pill.Here,i'll end this real quickfuck off and suck my dick!BITCH!!!

My bad ya'll i was lookin at an old post

kid frozt is an embarassment whenever he spit
his style's frozen in time half way to the toilet
he's a kid of frozt, a mini-vanilla ice
if he posted once he gets fucked up twice
if you tried to make money using your shit that's wack
you get paid in rice you might as well sell crack
you get a grain per verse and that's the best you'll do
when your name is mentioned people say 'kid frozt who?'
sonic the hedgehog too bad your lyrics are slow
there's no point to carry on i waste time on you
and as for white chocolate he likes white pop
talkin' 'bout punk'd, you the punk, you fucked a cop
and you cop a fuck from any dog you see
you takin' labradors, i heard you screamin' 'fuck me!'

look at lil Deceit talkin like his flow is hot
replace the I with an N and thats what your not
I'd talk about the diction of that cat mayham
but first imma get his attention like "hey maam"
oh yeah spliv I happen to like the avatar
but pac would be pissed to see it under an amatuer

ah excuse me mystahbiggs we dont expect that much whack from da kids
take yo little 1-0 record wit you outta mah face nigga you an am-a-tuer but at least you gave it a try i gotz ta hand-it-to-ya
you may as not bother tryin ta come bak widda diss ittl just be weak acid like piss then ill finish you off by gettin big momma ta give you a kiss
youd be da one pac would be hatin hed see your profile and see that your adicted to masturbatin'
well thats it ya finished your fucked im out
looks like ive won every mutha fukkin bout.

mystah bitch, you say i'm not 'decent'
that means i'm not falling, but you implied you did
so you got cheap ass rhymes and you hit rock bottom
you actually got a battle point i wonder how you got 'em
you prolly sucked your opponent and begged to win
cuz without your point you be back in the bin
your spit so bad the only chain you buy is tin
i get sterling silver you rock shit for men

Deceit the dude with the avy from the matrix
every year he comes with the same thing slightly alter like Iverson's A6
Ur rhyme's are dull thats y no ones feelin ya
Those words draw blanks and I aint talkin bout 'cha signature

your gayer then rude paul...
my style is un-cooked like being raw!
you slightly being weak bitch, i'll break ya' jaw
with a punch of mines, your life is a waste of time...

*ugggh.....*goes back to SMOKE*

he got cam's name but he aint no killa//
his rymes is funnier than magilla da gorilla//
dont critize dis is jus for posts//
he got 3 somethin posts, in his record the loses shine da most//

I don't see why this hata wanna go against the king
lmma give the whole cypher a lil insight to the bitch name xtc
he a clown let me tell yall what his name supposed to mean
tha flow aint X-citing he T ry too hard and he can't C me
..... fake ass raper please

deceit I'm so sorry I ever fucked with you
I never truly understood what your rhymes could do
but after looking for a minute and concentrating real hard
I realized I was making fun of a fuckin retard
I apologize really how could ya flow flop off
if no one ever thought that ya weak shit poped off
you just an infant in this rap go let the grown folk speak
cuz u know we aint never gonna hear yo shit up in tha street

mystah biggs wuts with the spelling r u hooked on phonics
you nuffin but a weed head, stay off the chronic
could you B-more stupid to rep the westside
got you panicking and scared now its test time
if e=mc squared so you best prepare for this mc to draw near
the only time you see A W is when you drinkin root beer

really cam your rhyme sucked,
Battle record 11-2 but your times up,
Rap battles.com is mine now what,
BOS town we get em up,
Go back 2 da attic and gather up some of your old rhymes,
Or did you already because that's what it sounds like,
On Nas dick wit camron's name,
I'll leave you bloody like a tampon stain,
Take your lyrics off this page.

Mr Mayhem got me gettin impatient
i know the post b-low my name was vacant
With all those used lines u definetly aint in my top 10
tampon stain...stole camron's name, heard it all b4
but it was written better that is 1 thing thats 4 sure
Like redman in the 90's cuz I came 2 bring da pain
Fuck all ur bitten shit and lets "do the damn thang"

SPLIVITICUS I SPIT SYPHILLIS ALL OVER YOUR WHOLE RAP CAREER, IN ONE SWIFT KEYSTROKE I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOUR BACK WAS BARE, BECAUSE IT GETS HOT EVEN WITH NO GATS IN REAR NOTHING BUT WHEN I ATTACK YOU CLEAR, THE SURROUNDING AREA SHOULD NOT SEE YOUR FACE NOT EVEN YOUR TEXT, COME ON BOY SHOOT STRAIGHT YOU BETTER EVEN YOUR TECS, BECAUSE YOUR CROOKED WORDS WOULD GET YOU MURKED IN THE JECTS, MY MIND IS TOO PERPLEXED FOR YOUR SLOPPY RHYMES LIKE YOU JUST CAME AT ME AFTER DRINKING 6 CORONAS AND A 12 PACK OF BECKS, COME ON THIS GERMAN KID IS OUT OF MY LEAUGUE SO BRING ON WHO'S NEXT, CAUSE YOUR TIME IS WORTHLESS LIKE A DIGITAL ROLEX.

Can't believe I'm wastin my time writing this tex for ya
My friend your only problem is ya dislexia
Is it a 'k' or a 'f' an 'r' or a 'b'
how can you get guns if you aint got g's
when it come to this shit i'm out of this world bitch
you is fuck lilo and I be stitch
When i burn my gas its a universal disasta
I'm the nigga gave darth vader his asthma
I'm comming here to step up the status quota
you luke skywalker bow down to master Yoda

now hold up nigga stop please ya whole flow is tragic
its like a used condom cuz after u finish i trash it
i come with the heat and bitch i come for keep
and u cum for trick niggas that volunteer to beat your meat

this kid must have been sittin on one cheek wit that half ass spit/
the weakest of emcees,your as bad as a lyricist can get/