i heard sumthin like this before....... fuck....... but i remember it being not a man, but a fish..... but fuck it.... the first one i actually thought out, but this one i dont understand

He didn't, a man broke into his house, put him on concious, dressed him in his bath robe, turned on the hot watter in the bath tub and let it over fill, turn the heat up to max, and put the chair on a block of ice, then put the man on a chair and tied the rope around his neck, then left, when the cops found him, they pronounced him dead for an hour, but they never new because the water underneath was warm (do to hot bathtub water) and didn't know it was melted ice water but thought it was the bath water. Persumed he was dead for an hour (although it took 2 hours for ice to melt) so during those 2 hours while the ice was melting, he was at the bar drinking, so when the cops questioned him he had an aliby. And they said he was there at the bar for 3 hours but the man died an hour ago, can't be him, and left him alone, cuz they didnt know he was at the bar while the ice was melting.... the perfect murder, maffia assination stlye bitches, that's what you get when you mess with the council

he was standing on a big block of ice ? lol idk

LOl...ummm yea...so just to summarize that.....he stood on a block of ice.!!!

Now all you have been warned by way of Philosopher!! Good looks mang.

put the rope around his neck and slipped cuz he didnt see the caution "wet floor" sign.....lmfao

Alright here's another one.

A man is stranded on a island, he does not get rescued, and can't swim, there is nothing on the island, how does he save himself?

Hurry and answer this one cause i'm going to bed soon.

he doesnt save himself the stupid ass dies for getting himself into that situation

he leaves the survivior set on fox, goes to the O.C. set gets some food then goes and collects his paycheck :D going to bed now pz

^nice answer.......................

he saves himself the trouble of starving to death and drowns........... or fuck it..... he floats.... or the water is only 3 ft deep so he walks across...... i unno sumthin damnit...... he fuckin digs underground really deep to land

Maybe... He walks across some bridge...

maybe his mom called him on his cell phone wonderin where he wuz an he said he wuz trapped on gilliganz island so she sent tha army 2 get him an they didn't rescue him they pulled him off tha island....or maybe he saved himself by prayin 2 god....or sum religious shit....or maybe his name iz nothing an he buildz a boat an sumhow findz a motor an putz it on his boat an zoomz off that raggedy ass island leavin gilligan stranded....again