ya momma is so bitchy that she kept on the hawlking while she was pregnant and had u cross eyed

^ your momma gots more rolls then a bakery does. :cool:

Yo mama so gay, she died her mustache rainbow colors.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Tae Bo class was ribbon art.

Yo mama so ugly, the mirror broke her.

mommas like a doorknob... everyone gets a turn.

Yo momma so nasty, she went to work at the Sanitation Commission and was turned away for being "overly qualified."

Yo mama so stupid, she birthed yo unoriginal ass.

yo mama looks like lil john

yo mama can suck it

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.

Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What y'all eating? I'll try it!"

5 fat jokes? That's less variety than yo mama, and she wears plaid sweater-vests and assless chaps everyday.

should I start on the father jokes? beacause yo momma look like one.

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now thats bad!!!


well ya momma is like a blunt errbody takes turns on her

Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's.

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.