pidgeon toed strippers with no class, so to prevent this from happening...

d.bill substituted his turds for piss...so...

Villagepimp had to kill seventhird... but seven third ressurected himself in the form of Carson Jet and...

Seven third started rapping to distract everyone... they were all hypnotized from his flow until...

d.bill started rappin like VP and everyone started d/r'in him...even...

strobe... who rigged all of d bills battles, giving him 1 million wins... but then

though D.Bill is no where's close to VP... but VP was drunk and said D.Bill was dope... Since D.Bill walked in drunk to the TC binge drinking party and freestyled (biting J-Kwon however) so VP, distilled, & Da Vinci had to...

d/r him cuz he is dat dope...but d.bill is not tha gay type so he killed them all...to find that...

grab the mic and start reciting sum crazy prewritten "freestyles"

to find that dc was really an alias for strobe and i decide to ban all of you for having more than one post in a thread

Then Jdot Comes Back, But Dont Kno Whats Happening...


* SO jdot Leaves*

then d.bill dies

But then the real seventhird came back and pissed on v.p's head... vp cried for a little while but soon got used to the warm urine sensation, then began to beg for more when,

jdot merked seventhird, cause he's coo wit VP

And then an uprising of RV supremacy occurs as VP, Buck.Shot, JDOT, Zig Zag, 9th Degree, Indeph, & all of TC wipe out all of the other wack ass MCs... creating the internet's first super crew.

the J Dot Came Back To Reality..

seventhird... yeah... i guess i just got merked... fuccer :thumbup: ... he was remembered by all after as the last cool guy on the planet, who was killed by a homo lover, people wrote songs about him and had streets and holidays named after him... but then the entire planet exploded and they had to relocate to...

DC's balls, cuz they huge like that

or so he thought until the planets population crushed DC's balls and they had to live in his sig but...

hotshh smacks vp for mentioning his name ever, without good reason
and banishes VP back into retirement

where vp jerks off on a pigeons beak

and keeps on jerking off for the next 100 years until

... His sperm runs out... *realizes it was only after 5 minutes*

So instead he fingers his own asshole.....................

Then VP went and gave Britney Spears a dirty sanchez....

meanwhile, her husband, brian whutshisname went and gave a llama a handjob

then the llama kicked him in the balls, leaving (in the words of Money Mike) "Ball juice everywhere"

the ball juice gushed everywhere, creatin a huge puddle that high dro started to swim in....then...

the leader of CS "supervillain" jumped in to join hydro in the cum puddle then all of sudden there was jus the ground cuz sv slurped all that shit up then.....

Then high dro and SV started fighting because high dro wanted some.......

high dro didn't know who he was fightin but knocked the dude out and took a shit on his face because all the cum gave him diarrhea

after high dro knock da kid out..Grafh. came ta da scene and rock everyone wit a semi...werd

then i sniped the tires out of your truck and you crash and everybody has a good laugh...then...

then an atomic bomb went off and only a couple ppl survived but they were....

dumb to go insane and kill dem self...then porn stars..

babies started to fuck and told lyrical flowz that his sig is dope...even tho he was dead

..then the dead bodies came to life and drank tea until they looked up and saw..

saw hoes and bitches raining from da sky...then

and then they decided to bust out a circle jerk

then .Grafh. came ta da scene and clapped all of em for actin gay...then...