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Weapons Cypher
Six Lines MINIMUM Explain How You're Goin To Kill The Person Above You With The Weapon Left For You. Leave A Weapon At The End Of Your Verse. First Weapon = Naked twister match |
In a battle i'll win,
usin nothing but a bowling pin, right down the ally, Livin in cali, Coming through i got some in store, I'll hit you with one, then I got 9 more, I'll keep it simple, crack your temple, cave your cranium with this wooden uranium, next weapon - 2 x 4 |
usin a 2 by 4, i'll bust in the door, better get on the floor
this is more than a chore, and you're about to see plenty of gore leaving you dead in your bed, with a smashed in head your blood flowing red, the light in the tunnel ahead the ER tries to revive, you've got no will to survive its to late to arrive, 6 lines sooner you would be alive Next weapon: dice |
I'll rush the middle with the dice, heavy loaded with ice,
I'll add some spice, do it twice as nice, rollin for russian roulette, placin my bet, tearin up the set makin weak mc's regret, the day they decided, they wanna be divided, Still kickin weapon's and techs a year later still causin wrecks. next weapon : a book |
yo its a fantasy book full of dragons and mages
that ima beat you wit it like cops wit yellow pages fuckin bitch get merked and burned by processed paper ain't hard to do when it titled the char-broiled caper an easier way to stop his digestion than makin him eat it would be killin him dead by just askin this illiterate fool to read it next- the internet |
I jap the crucifx in ur heart//
and give u a fix like as if u had no heart// watchin u hit the ground I give a laugh// for u made no sound when I stab the bitch and she can't enter heaven// so before u dare enter me on the streets// u better be a godam MC// weapon: chain with cuffs |
Aiight, thats it, i think that ive had enough/
Tie dis bitch up,and pinn her down with tha chain and cuffs/ Watch cha language cant you hear ya momz in tha back seat/ Say one more word and ya face will probably melt from my heat/ What the hell are you doin man thats a brand new chair/ Now im gonna have ta rip out cha hair and sell it to the freak show at the county fair/ weapon:2 human Legs www.thadamteam.cjb.net |
kinda busy so i'm gonna drop this real fast
i got two human legs to straight kick ure ass kickin MC ass is what i'm all about so i'll use my legs to fuckin stomp u out or how bout i rip off ure legs and beat u with ure own ridges leavin u bloody and battered at the hospital waitin for stitches ^^^yeah that shit was pretty wack but yo i did it in like 45 seconds anyway next weapon: The Dark Knights Crew |
hey you,yeah you bitch im talkin to u/
Im here wit the dark nights crew so come up of ya left shoe/ Oh, you wanna fight back, i got somethin fa dat/ Im finna leave ya shirt wetter than a females cat/ No not a feline ya dumb ass prick/ Shows how much pussy you get,wait do you even have a dick. |
When you rap, get the steppin,
but next time leave a fuckin weapon. If you think your gonna play, with the big dogs this day, soon your face will meet my wrench, fold your cards and get on the bench. Tools on my belt you felt, make you melt. next weapon - salt gun |
wit a slat gun dog i can a number of damage 2 ya
it'll have u breathin ya last gasph of air and a low level of stamina weapon/baseball-bat |
Crack Crack da baseball bat cross ya ribs/
It's gettin hard for u to breathe and u spittin blood go grab a bib/ Have u seein stars like this was da twilight zone/ I'll use dis stick to take life like it was on loan/ I don't like using a sticks I perfer da chrome/ but in this case I'll enjoy leavin ya face lookin like Kenye dome/ Weapon: Keyboard |
Hittin' these Keys at velocities that cracks your skull
Pimpin' these cities? attrocies... this makes my nerves dull I hit the Z key and end your alphabet, Keyboard my alpha-gat It goes VP K-I-L-L-U, don't your fa'get, this bar kill ya magget Then I hit send, then U-2-H-E-L-L dude, So sick I'm an internet virus Back bend, like X-T-C, Mess Wit Me, I'll Delete you, send u up highest Each click of the button like a voodoo doll, Do you ball? hell naw Who you call? The Village, not the City, Cuz city is shitty, "haw haw" that was very very, gay Next Weapon: Salt Shaker!!!!! |
I ripped him hes wack it aint his fault Faker...
I aint a ying yang killa, but i'll still kill u wit a salt shaker... U act like a bitch and u supposed 2 be an adult... Niggas use hollows but me nigga i jus use sum salt... he lost against me..lady luck i bet u neva met her.... nigga da only way u can have a greasy flow is if u sniffed peper... Put da salt shaker 2 ya back and make u turn superstitios... but nigga i can tell u pussy whipped cuz ya girls makes u Do Her Dishes.... LMAO!! dat was sum wack shit.... Next weapon: Hot dog Bun |
Kid I make u swallow this hot dog bun..
Than die from obesity like Ts Big Pun.. 1st.....callin yoself an ill Da MaGiCiAn.. defines a herb, must be another asian.. How could u use a hot dog as weapon.. I humiliated u 1st, than dismissed u son... Blah!! Next Weapon: baby diapers. |
I be strikin like vipers, smackin hoes with baby diapers,
Its like sending you to the bench, if you could handle the stench. smell and tell, before I send you to hell, ya tripped then fell. only to avoid being paranoid from my artillery, these are some gas bombs they dont use in the military. Next Weapon - Piece of chalk |
ight ak-mixa i'll take dat bottle cap u left
take it & carve my name into ur chest also i'll take a slingshot & shoot dat cap at ya bitch let it smack ur dumbazz in da face fake azz trick lastly i'll take da cap & split ur face into 2 pieces drop ur azz off in da park & let vuglars eat ur fieces next weapon:trash can *Washington, DC* Southeast stand up |
I'm pickin up ya house and smashin you on ya back man
I don't me a full bulding structre I'm talking about ya trash can hit you with the lid til ya brains spatter onto the pavement I would leave ya body downstair but, ya can ain't got a basement now I'll stick ya corpse inside but, you wont hit the curb to-day cause trash men only come on thursday and tues-day that means ya last living hours you spend paralized in a can of trash til they pick your ass up and compact your weak ass at last N/W:an air conditioner |
Now sit back as i spit this scripture/
Put tha heat to ya face And blow ya chest wit tha air conditioner/ So what in gods name are u contiplatin/ And im still carrying heat,like a female pit in matin/ Oh and i aint done wit the A/C/ Torture you so bad wit it ya body temp a be minus 3 |
My grip is brass plated, leavin youngins dialated/
grown folkes get fucked with then eradicated/ punch in the stomech so hard they cant take a shit for the rest of they life/ My shit'll win me props, even if I was Vanilla Ice/ put ointment on your eyes while you pray to christ wit your shit sliced/ niggga sacraficed his jaw to protect his complexion/ but he got fliped/ bu now he so swold he needs five operations just to look like shit/ Next....a bloody hand with titty residue on a finguer. |
i'll slap dat shit out of u eyedentdy & diallo wit dat bloody hand
den point both of u hoes in da eye wit dat finga 2 times so u'll understand dat both of y'all r just pawns in diz my devious ass masta plan ball up dat hand & hit both of y'all in da face wit it til ur faces turn blacc & blu may b den afta dat ass whipping u 2 will get da clue dat neither 1 of y'all can fucc wit u know who glasses r da next objects |
nigga if u dont kno me u betta step bac before i smack u wit a pair of glasses
cuase if u step to the nigga u kno the drama gonna be drastic fuck ya lil homies they wont bac up,they'll be carrying ya caskit wit a 9 milli dog, one shot in the chest will strecth ya rib cage like elastic weapon= plastic bag |
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aiyo check, im about to trash you fags
strangle wit plastic bag rappin fast,my bag can hold half ya ass i stick u in plastic bags cause your nuthin but everlastin trash there so many hags i got so many bags like...giant, walmart target and payless back up the fuck up for u get laid to rest next weapon : computer mouse |
Click click BOOM, goes the mouse in my room/
A simple click is all it takes to make a niggas life through/ Break in my room I unnatach it an swing it like a mace/ It may be small but it does hurt wen it hits u in the face/ Strangle you with the cable an leave you for dead/ Plug it back in and make fun of you on the web/ Next weapon: hand full of pubic hair |
Hit chu wit rocs like jayz and Dash's rocawear
then whip ya cross tha back wit a gram of braided pubic hair then shave yourz off and mail return it by air Then put tha nine 2 ya spine like portrayin steve mcnair Now back to tha situation of pubic cuts leave you diseased from crabs by way of pubic hair from 10 sluts Next weapon: brazilian battle monkey (made this up) |
Pull my brain through my nostril and tape it to a monkeys ass
sharing a body with a battle baboon completin' the task goin' ape-shit swing over and grab the pube-ball and ate it fake shit? just wait til it's been digested crap it out like a fuckin bowling ball roll it down ya school hall knock you off your feet so far you land head-first in the mall beat on you constantly like the PC in the zoolander movie Think next time you fuck with Ozzys Brazillian Battle Monkey Musical instruments |
I use my guitar to swing an hit hard in ya face/
Put ya in ya place, this a closed casket case/ Drum it in ya ears with sticks that could break bricks/ It makes me sick, this prick compare em to an erectionated dick/ The cymbol of ya life is death cos its just around the corner/ Even the coroner spits in ya face cos u don't get no mourners/ My mic is my weapon while you go to shops with coupons/ Ya dead, you gone, I left you bloody like a used tampon/ Next weapon: toe nail |
I'll work tha house, rebuildin walls and rails/
Fuck phillips, I do screws in whith MCs toe nails/ tally up tha days that me and mom spend together in jail/ use it to cut up a security guards face while my dad escapes/ we moving like wild apes when my toe has to kill again/ video tape the nail till it ends up on NBC news killing a talaban/ I squirt you with mildew and sand/ My feat stick out a van attrackin kids like the Ice Cream man/ Next weopon.....Scarface special edition DVD collection set |
Yo look
Im Gonna Whip the DVD out Crack it in Half...:: Leavein him dead on his own path...:: Like The THin ice list the floors gonna Crack...:: SHove the Shit down his Throat see if he dies...:: if he comes back imma make shur he dies.. in despise flow and punches killz guyz Next Weapon: Tissue<<: This Should Be Fun :>> |
yeah i'll take da tissue rub a girl's pussy juices on it, den piss on it while it'z on da flo
den complex illness & rub his face on it so he'll know how it'z gonna go next i'll make u picc it up, & put it in ur mouth wit da gat 2 da side of ur head afta all diz torture u'll go through ur gonna wish u had an illness & just drop dead lastly have u put bacc on ground outside on da cement den put ur face down there on da tissue put my foot on ur face & push u along in da hot blazing sun next weapon is a sock diz will b good i bet |
News flash for you broads.....suck my cock
if not youll get poped and suffacated with a filty sock After that here comes the philadelphia pepper pot Then smash you wit a bus so now you wanna boycott then serve ya ass to the locals like a tennis shot And after that ima leave ya carcus in a vacant parkin lot Weapon: a movie seat |
Look man
yo im beast when it comes to nigga takein my seat... exspeaicly when im sittin tryin to eat... Now ill pick it up Shove it ya Nostrulz... Leavein No Cure for this bitch in the Hospitalz... Now i think he dead how far i shoved it down... now i gotta hide copz lookin for me around town... Next: A Burger From Mcdonals |
Look imm dis loose cannon wit da Burger
he bein a bitch Loose CAnnon is the 1 on my list wit this burger... Niggaz dont know there can be some Serious Murder... If WE Eva Battle 4-0 on my record let the bitches Scatter... Niggaz Scared of a Little BEEF it doesint MAtter... Now u a pussy ill tak the burger pussie ass bitch... im sikk to kill u wit it when i get it theres ass shit and piss... so i make u eat u ask what it is its a Speical Sauce Sir... Exsept when u eat i put poisen and Cum in ya Heard... lol^^^ :laugh2: Next Is Gonna be:Vacum Cleaner |
Told ya dame yesterday to take a nibble at this weiner
Caught a misdemeaner for whoppin her wit a vaccum cleaner She still caught these nuts resembling a wide reciever Then grab her labador retrever and feed em to the mountain beavers Hospitalized the mic cause im corrupt Sorry to be so abrupt but bitch shut the fuck up Weapon:barts skateboard |
i'll take an extension cord & rap it round complex illness necc & hang him wit it just cuz i'm bored
den while he is hangin in da air take a skateboard & slap his bitch azz wit it all ova his body like a whore he'll b a slave gettin hiz trick azz tortured when i sticc dat skateboard up his azz & let him get a taste of sum of wood str8 get his ho azz slaughtered 4 fuccin wit a nigga like me just cuz i could |
da next weapon is a nose :spit:
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niggaz die when I sneeze, Im a loose canon/
in the middle the night like punchline prince having complex actions/ My shit comes out like ropes that'll hang a man/ than I swings off of shit like a druged up spiderman/ couse my green plated slugz blast thru anything bullet proof/ first it was eyedentdy, now they gonna need somethin bugger proof/ but first U'll see bodys twisted, all covered in Blood and DnA/ I over did it and accidentdly smacked this nigga in tha face wit my brain/ Next weapon..... Reagon's spine |
I was an ushur once, that shit aint realy go well/
battlin loose Canon in a 4 by 4 cell in jail/ He lost gully like, did'nt know what went through his mind/ all I know was, I was carryin Reagon and Canon tryed to drive by/ the taxi driver said fuck that, and jump out the driver side glass/ I had know choice but to reach in the casket, and throw Reagons spine at his ass/ I dont give a fuck, shit go a head and quote me like I aint jokin/ it hit'em in the face, the spine juices had'em chokin/ I picked it Up and swung it like a Shou-lin Munk/ then he went to the back of the cab and pulled a spare tire out the trunk/ then I split this nigga from his legz up to his jaw/ now we takin him and reagon in the same box but heres mad room cuz dis nigga had no balls/ Next weapon......My foot long Dick. |
hum now how am i gonna do this well ill show you how it is/
eyyedentedy proof has his little foot long dick/ fuck this ill rip it and just fuckin beat you with it/ now dont lie you know it'll hurt/ cause the shit just came from a dirty ass scerve/ so dont fuck wit me cause i just greguated 2 Jay Z blueprint 2.1 |
yo usher an't the shit just a lil bitch wid lil small dick/
with his corny lil rhymes dat vapourise and stick/ im tuning these players into little fuckin quiz/ decompose them till there till there scremin insane/ i'll rip dem up them wannabes like a great dane/ i an't got time to catch up cuz im on a train/ cyphering wid des fools isn't exacly practical/ no one understand my thoughts im mistical/ you get stunned im to dam nice an attractable/ give me ur best shot, be shot in ur dot/ wid a bullet hole, the size of ur fanny hole/ haha |
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