Self-Glorification Cypher
 

Tell Us How/Why You're So Dope. :laugh:

Six Lines MINIMUM

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Most kids on Rb think they all great
Half are garbage, i had to humiliate
I cant stand this all of em are fake
Tell the truth, hoe u lame forgodsake
I aint the best, but i merk 99 percent
I guess must be my oppinion my 2cent


blah.

shit my style is siccer den a person wit syphilis
i spit rhymes dat leave otha people standing there looking ridiculous
i spit scorching lyrics dat r hotta den reefa dat a nigga blaze
dey will leave u in a daze, like ur mouse dat is caught in a maze
i been dope eva since a nigga was able 2 even put up da mic
diz is guaranteed 2 kill all da hype & prove 2 all ya'll i'm tight

i will describe wut each otha in my name stands 4
da L means lethal ass flows dat'z like dymanite dat makes a building explode
double O means Official Original shit dat a nigga spits eva time i'm on da mic
da S means Str8 Grimey rhymes dat i deliver ur like an airplane always taking flight
lastly da E means Evil dark gutter sicc mc dat eva did it in his time
When u put it all togetha it says Lethal Official Original Straight Grimey Evil Mc who is definitely out of his mind

Yo, I'm a bless you niggaz, by spittin a couple bars
I "squash so much beef", n's call me the "famous star"
My flows are tragic
Have ya hair standin up like static
I make "playas" disappear like "magic"
My style is equivalent to the scientific method
I'm sick, is the hypothesis you be guessin
The theory is a "fact", and thats the end of the lesson
My mind "expands" through "China" and "Japan"
I'm not a "nice guy", so i fucked up "jackie chan"
Through strategical methods, "i flipped scriptures in the Bible", from "exodus to dan"
Now I got the "whole catholic society restin in my hand"

damn i kno my style is nice and words is good
while my ablum be on the shelfs in platium ya record sells yours gonna stiff polished wood
instead of callin me balq-ink simple jus call me the king
cause each fuckin battle i fought, i walked out victorious out the ring :laugh:

i spit flows siccer den wit a muthafucca who has a flu
when i confuse niggaz wit my wordplay dey stand there not having a clue
just sum shit all da time round da clock 24-7
my lyrics r like da gospel all y'all da congregation & i'm da revin
time afta time i prove 2 b da most worthy out of DC
but hatin azz bitches just can't let it b & dey become jealous & very envious of me
but LC got his eyes on da prize & let nothin cum between from me gettin 2 it

YO IM SICKKA DEN YALL SPEAICLY LOOSE CANNON>><<< WHACK ASS BITCH ONLY CANNON THAZ LOOSE IS NICK AHAHHHHHAH

YO im sikk wit it mutha fuck Discribe my Self...::
NO cause im 2 thugg'ed out bad for ya Health...::

is dat only thang u do is hate on me
cuz if we eva met in dez streets when i flash da iron ur run & flee
ur no comp so ho go find a bitch & ride her style u lil bitch
get up off mine & go play wit ur dilido dicc

I got Syracuse on lock
i controll the whole block
w/ my nine and glokk
i dont wanna brag and say i rock
but i gotta to get all these chicks on my cock

yo im the big dawg runnin this cypher*//
every time i see a mic i get hyper//
im somthing new, like the streets*//
but unlike them my shit got beatz//
six lines enough for ya'll ta think about//
cos they came from the illest, without a doubt//

i just stop by 2 say i'm hot 2 def & dat'z a fact
i only came on here 2 put my city of Wash, DC (SE) area on da map
i don't need nebody's approval 2 prove dat i'm best on here so don't ask round
nebody on here who feels their betta cum on so even da king so i can denounce ur crown
so just get off my nutsacc & don't say shit dissing me when u hoes c me cummin ur way
i don't have time 4 u da games, ur wanting 2 get a name, or u'll feel da cold steel next 2 ur brains

Tha one And Only ILL Tempa
 

Yo i'v got no record on RB yet im tha best//
If ya think otherwise come get put to tha test//
But i only do Audio, i don't do text//
But i take cash, money orders, and checks//
You figure it'd be easy cuz i'm a new b//
But that wouldn't be yo desicion if ya really new me//
None of ya'll can beat me i'll be tha first to get big//
And if ya don't believe me check the verse in my sig.

Yo, you wanna know why im tight

My flow is crazier than hannibal lector,
I am the king, the title collector,
My trophys take up mo space than a spaceship,
Cuz i will neva let my style slip,
Im brand new n im just startin my reign,
Im so tight cuz my flow is insane...

Jenerics flows are hotter burn oppsition like a Globe Trotter
Make your hoes wanna holla, actin pimp without a dolla
i.q topping the chart and aint never been no scolla
Dudes trying to step to me like they was on a stair master
While they drown in my flow as if i was natural disaster
Covered in plaster i can still get the honeys
While you buying expensive clothes spending all yo monies
light a blunt kick back while i get head from eveready bunnies.

I rock the mic so hard its phenomenal//
my flow's so phat it puts flAb on ya Abdominals//
winning against my hustle is impossible//
every mutha's pedistool is choppable//

My Infalible Actions Pass With Wins On The Pull...
As This Magical Passion Taxes Those Kids UnaiBull...
To Harnest My Tacktical Rap Sequals, The Smartest Of All Equals...
Attacking Like Gods Miracles, My Thoughts A Gift To Tarnish All Febal...
And Week Minded, Never Will I Speak Blinded By Cheep Knowledge...
My Bitter Sweet Lines End In Seats Confinded To Be Unknown To My Logic...

im a warrior comin straight outta hell i spit dem flames ....... aint nuthin changed im still runnin this game ..... bust sum caps outta yo 9 ...... im a killa , aint affraid to die
..... muthafucker bac off u have crossed line ...... im loosin my patience , kill u all ova this rhyme..... im spittin shit , damn my flow just 2 tight ...... back off u aint got the skillz 2 win this fight .....

My name is Big Woody
I come straight from Inglewood
Rockin red chucks, 50 bucks, and a hoody
Niggas trying to step up? I wish u would
I'm really a nice guy, but I play no tricks
My rhymes hit wit PRIDE kause i'm Rick James Bitch!!

lol

I'm new to the game, Leave emcees slain, Call out my name, Tame lyricists on a Psychological plain, My frame of thought, Spit flames, then I'm off, Insane top dog mad game I'm the boss!

Guess who's back in tha game: it's Miss Jess
Better role out the red carpet,won't settle for less
Homies keep stalkin me,sayin they wanna be my hero
Don't need a Superman,my beauty can't be blocked by an enormous ego
I only fall for down-to-earthguys that can handle a dominate bitch
U gotta show me the money honey cuz poor doesn't mix with rich
Practice ain't gonna help ya, can never reach my level
I'll smack u, bring u down like Serena does on gravel

Right now its bout to go down
girls on thier knees sucking my crown
Spit so hard leave my own self teethless
Get nothin outta me like a shut theases
The jokes on you
Tatood that on ya fore head
These dudes flow so lazy
Its like they rapn in bed

ayo muthafuckerz im deadly u just dont know who u fuckin with //
make sum muthafuckin place cuz im here with anotha tight spit //
im takin this shit i am a killa take a run , bac outta hell for anotha day //
tryin to get sum gang under my control , join my crew u aint gotta pay //
HellRaZoR remember this name , i drop dem flowz like timbaland droppin dem beatz //
if y'all tryna fuck up with me , shit aint gone work get bac on yo feet //
i rob from the rich & give to myself , shit fuck off if yall aint gone b on my side
bitchz aint worth a try , erry1 gone loose if i got my crew betta start runnin & cry
i creep N i crawl , join my crew & watch how dem bitchz with dem crewztake a fall

shit.... self glorification, why not, heres my flo

maybe i should change my name to MC DOPE
cuz i can come up with rhymes, faster then u can choke
its AK up in here kid, best show sum respect
im spittin with the illest of flos, check the dialect
youd get wrect if you ever attempt to shoot me
id sell you to russians in exchange for half a ki
tha ill MC, AK is what they call me
im geddo in real life, i stole this computa, u kids bought ur's for real price
ill make u BREAK yoself, lyricly stick u n steal yo wealth
i got kills under my belt, teflon under my jacket
ill rhymes, sick lines n hard punches i dont lack it
i aint a religious man, but i think im heaven sent
cuz before i shoot a man i make that nigga repent
self-glorification.. please do i really need it dog?
AK say the name ill make ya arteries clog
my styles hot, i even got country niggas feelin my shit
ya girlfriend loves me too, the way i rub my dick on her clit
see im sumthin like a pimp but u dont see that side
on this board theres no love, ill leave weak MC's with no pride
im new to havin the time to think about my rhyme
textstylin is simple, i kill ya ego, one line at a time

shit im so tight people dont even know,
i kill it wit these keystyles is equal to flow,
spill a sick rhyme every time i go,
then pick it up wit a spounge then swallow it again,
then recycle it and make it defferent,
thats how i alwase get the win,
so many people wanna be in this skin,
but its me and only me and alwase will be within.

I'm a about shitt-in constantly/
Honestly that’s my main priority/
To spark the left side of ya mind, wit verbal authority/
This vivid vocal sorcery will turn the mainstream/
To the minority, mainly-slain emcees/
Words burst from me/
Out the chest past the tongue thru the teeth/
Good grief/
Lyrically manifest a trac to breathe/
Mentally i’m dominant/
Verbally sic wit vocal vomit/
While you talk-in it /
I've already subdue it /
Hit you with an exclusive/
And Mix you like the rubix when I spew it/
The deadly divine/
From my chromosomes to my last enzyme/
Y'all only get warned 1 time/
I done spoke about a trillion lines/
Snatched the head with the crown an made it mine/

I spit verbal in-toxic ways like MC's for days//
before i've even given you the chance to be amazed//
coz i work on the fact that money pays//
as my lyrical act 'll have you bitches dazed//
phazed while your reading my sciptures page by page//
an' within my verbal pictures 'll have you lost like a maze//
coz i'm the best at the rhymes i slay or slaughter//
like torture 'll put you through the trauma//
until my words make me the original king of the corner!!

1st round knock out, im a bout to bring the pain//
punches connect so much, have you 'Harlem Shakin" you brain//
insane, direct hits havin niggaz in the corner eatin 'punchline pasta'//
opponents brain got slow reaction, like he smoking with jamacian rastas//
more ice on my wrist than a beer commercial from coors//
my rap career's bound to 'open up' like ferrari doors//
J_da_monsta, devouring the sold souls of MCees//
The only way to win, is putting a nuclear bomb right next to me//

That was kinda weak.
Oh well.

str8 thug thatz me
ya real version of a p-i-m-p
if u cant see
greatest whyte rappa 2 b
im tha nu funk
whyte kid full of spunk
no bitchez punk
im my own man
proud of it
now u c it u gota luv it
im not a gosip folk
im not tha 1 that choke
c me um dope

This is tha B-I-G to tha G-I-E
and emcee wanna fight back H Ali
im tha real shit and tha up detable
and my rhymes are masteabatable
cuz y'all know ya love them
and other emcees im above em

Lil Critters the type to snap and pull a gat on all u cats
im the illest mc, you bitches should quit tryina rap.
ur bitch must like basketball cuz she likes when i take to tha hole
and my tongue out like MJ and i do my finger roll.
This keystyle shits so simplei dunno y i keep comin back
Cuz crits the best and u need competition cuz yall motherfuckers is wack.

yo my rhymes is so dope the hospitals relase paitents in their death bed
i serve them to the biggest x head and make xmen out you and your best friend
so the next 10 death printed in the obituary was because we was advisaries
in january i discovered i could carry the weight of 55 mc on left fist
ill leave you wishing im a genie so i can grant ya death wish i charge ya necklace
youll served like eggs at breakfast if you contest against this harderd than cement fences some say im reckless i say your luckly this is a message and not real life i will slice mcs to particles of matter i make crews think they glass so when they drop the shatter i would spit fatter but really this internet bull shit dosent matter

Emcee better run cuz my skillz unleashed
they get caught in my crosshair they'll be deaceased
cuz i play this game tight like payton
and ill kill foll that end up haten
cuz yall know im tha D-O-P-E-S-T
cuz XL will walk around wit a S on his C-H-E-S-T
cuz when i star to spit my verse
y'all will know i will birst
i don care i motha fukaz don't give a damn
cuz im that best emcee that wont make band
i don t hafta cuz i leave ya in laughter
and i smply destroy on tha mic if i haveta
cuz im tha mic murdera i spit my word at ya
i don't care if i never herd of ya i still murder ya

Im so tight i bring life to the dead...
I bring the light to those who felt the lead...
If u gonna talk shit 2 me i hope u like the color red...
But if u scared then stay at home in ur bed...
My flows bring the heat to ur seat aint that neat...
My rhymes ring the crimes to ur times n they sound like chimes...

The Dopest
 

:shoot: Alright here it goes....................

The title says everything you need to know/
Some might say I'm a mordern day E. Allen Poe/
Aint no mc here who can spit like me/
Even your best rapper couldnt drop shit like me/
Some might say I'm a little to cocky/
But then when they hear me rap they go out and copy/
every idea that i have or every rhyme i spit/
my body should be buried with the kings of Egypt/
I got more sides than a paragon/
My songs belong at the sides of Solomon/

i gotta one hitta quitta ill spitta
neva scared not a bullshitta
i give a damn seen a open casket
smoke before i bast it
somebody gonna try me i wont be alone
rolle to deep u can call it danger zone
but i also roll solo wit 44
and use the burretta to get chedda ohno

This shit is dumb,when it comes ta rhymin,I'm in a class of my own.And all dat yall own you already owe.Oh don't let me forget,did I say dat I'm raw,if you don't think so we can log off and brawl.Cause I be fuckin all of yall bitches and I be dickin'em raw,so maybe you can be sick.But yall not spittin like this,if bars where like cash,I'll be Bill Gates in this bitch.I'm tha best,I'm tha best,I'm tha best yall know it I'm so cold I spit *^*&^%^&%&$%$%#@@#&*((*)()_))()(_()()( and yall dumb asses be tryin decode it.

Fluidmoon brings the light when darkness tries to overcome,
she'll take you by the hand and show u the beauty of what u can become,
Magic flows threw your life when you meet her,shes a queen,truly the one,
A powerful force that cannot be reckoned with, she'll show you the way,
Like a candle in the abyss of your defeated heart, she'll take the loss away,
Where there is hope, there is light,in the heart of everyone,for peace she will fight,
For you,the fate of the world, and for everyone, we are all equal,
she is the answer to prayers, quests,sought after visions,just wait for the sequel.......

<<im not dope, shit, im not even a rapper
i just put words together, and wutever happens happens
i also make sure it flow, im 2-3, on my way to being 'dope'
but im 'crack' right now, so i practice, and keep my hope
:laugh:
6 lines, oh...im close
here it is,im lost for words, so i guess my brain's on roast