(6)SPuL aka Reckless Vs. (31)Kesse
Please drop the same verse that you had written before the previous battles were deleted.
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^his pic, also Wet-willy was d/rin' him in a thread. so that's why shit in closer. Anyways let's do this: *picks up mic* Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut *beat stops* Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy *throws mic to the ground and does moon-walk and a handstand* |
officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know
the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact you could really make it big, just make your text is the act ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade __________________________________________ wordness |
this is a close one...... ill vote later but Drakels whole verse was a dissaplointment after those first two real hot bars
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damn ain't nobody wanna vote on our battle :( :shoot:
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SPuL aka Reckless Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries —5, decent punch, didn’t like the fat-cheeks part.. but the 7 3rd world was decent Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! —6, pretty decent, could’ve made this punch harder than this Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories —4, could’ve worded it better + an okay punch You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden —3, lol who the fuck is Adam in Eden??.. who cares though, punch is weak And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck —4, ..nah, punch needs work Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut —6, an aight punch Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy 5, decent closer Overall – SPuL aka Reckless had 33/70 Drakel officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know the only time you'll have a hit single, is impersonating ichiro —6, haha, 1st line was wack, 2nd good opener while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating —6, good look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact you could really make it big, just make your text is the act —5, decent punch ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either —2, no aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers —3, nah, u going downhill now spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike —5, an okay punch here aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade —4, an okay punch Overall – Drakel had a 31/70 Winner = SPuL aka Reckless |
^damn, man, Adam and Eve lmao. You don't kno them? Garden of Eden? but props for vote. up.....
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Lol....u said Eden...not eve hoecakes
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^lmao I kno!!!! Adam and Eve from the Garden of EDEN!!! lol it's coo tho. You aren't Christian I assume? lol up |
Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries ^^decent opener, but i didnt quite see the fat part..its ok thou..lol..7/10 Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! ^^setup was eh, but punch was funny as hell in my opinion..8.5/10 Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories ^^setup was choppy, punch was short n not very effective...5.5/10 You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden ^^wouldve been better if this was the final match#1, get me..? but it was still a decent punch.....7/10 And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck ^^lol,.ya this was decent... ya'll x 2 just didnt sound right but it was an ok bar/punch.............................7/10 Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut ^^ok bar n meta........................................7.5/10 *beat stops* Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy ^^??...lol, nah i want feein this at all seemed pushed n rushed like you wrote it right before you dropped ya verse n didnt even bother to read it twice............3/10 . good drop, commedial punches which were funny, alien line was great complexity was minimal, personal were there, verse was good overall..45.5/70 . . officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro ^^nice, punch was clean.........................8.5/10 while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating ^^decent, but false.........^^wasnt after.....but decent..7/10 look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact you could really make it big, just make your text is the act ^^punch seemed to be worded all wrong..??..what happened...4/10 ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either ^^decent, but not hard hitting....................................6/10 aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers ^^i almost didnt get this,....setup was worded a bit off.. but punch was original as hell, n the lay-text/spul threads support it but these were dropped before the whole deleting korv incident......8.5/10 spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike ^^concept was blah, punch wasnt really any good......5/10 aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade ^^setup was koo, punch lacked...........................4/10 . . verse had some strong points, but some bad wording issues rendered alot of your punches useless n didnt let them connect all in all, ok verse thou kesse.....................44/70 . . |
aiight appreciate vote. 2-0. uppin'........ good battle drake
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Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me
Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories ^^^^^^^^omg that was dope no lie lol Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! ^^^^^^^^^omg *dies* lmfao spul got this them 2 lines is 10/10 |
wordness......props to spul, at least it was kinda close, lol
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sPuL:
Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries ^^ lol nice opener decent punch 7/10 Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! ^^ ROFL this was dope 8/10 Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories ^^ another killer bar 8/10 You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden ^^ good wordplay decent punche here 7/10 And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck ^^ lol nice play in the canadians 8/10 Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut ^^ ok i aint really feelin it though 6/10 *beat stops* Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy ^^ lol kinda played but its ok i guess 6/10 50/70 you had a good solid verse some dope personals and some funny punches in there... nice drop :thumbup: Drakel: officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro ^^ lol nice opener dope punch 8/10 while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating ^^ nice nameplay dope punch 8/10 look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact you could really make it big, just make your text is the act ^^ ok i spose couldav been worded better 7/10 ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either ^^ not as good as the other 3 bars 6/10 aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers ^^ i dont get it 5/10 spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike ^^ not bad but not good either 6/10 aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade ^^ lol decent closure 7/10 47/70 you had a decent verse but i felt that you didn't have as harder punches as sPuL did... you should stay consistant through the verse then the outcome wouldav been different... vote/ sPuL |
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You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em
Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden jajajajjaja... hahahaha officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro ^ ima use that punch in a freestyle battle but "u couldn't have a hit single if u was ichiro" word ill finish a vote later |
^u can't...u aint even on the VC list
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Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies
Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries 6...LoL!!! added with the picture it made for a decent opener!! Facin' an "alien" like you? Nope, not what I demanded Shit, look at the light behind you, man, your mothership jus landed!! 8...LMFAO!!! i thought the first bar played off his pic well, this line was fuckin killer!! Damn, kid, you're a mistake, wit skater shirt. Dude, you're wack to me Your birth certificate?...................................... ........ .................................................. .. A sorry letter from condom factories 5...not feelin this......i dont see the reason behind all the "............" and the punch itself was not that good!! You could race against turtles and slugs, but couldn't beat 'em Man, you couldn't come in first, if you replaced Adam in Eden 6...ok metaphor but still the first line was weak!!! And you kno Canadian's gay, and always doggy style fuck Y'all only do it that way, so y'all can BOTH watch the puck 6...LoL!!! an ok punch, but ya cud've played off the canadian shit better!! Kid, sittin' wit all that "hair"..... he looks like a "Survivor" nut If this shit was the show, Drake's not the only thing that should be cut 7...LMAO!!! the hair, funny shit!! playin off the pic again!! Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy 3...WTF!!! ya had a decent verse and ya go and spoil it with sum bullshit like this!! OVERALL: 41/70 officially back now, RV's better off, so this bitch should know the only time you'll have a hit single, is inpersonating ichiro 6...an ok personal but the whole wording of it made it seem kinda basic!! while RV has had its fill of whack lately, spul is over-eating you got re-named 'rec-less' after you were banned for cheating 5...nah!! kinda basic, and ya bringin up that old shit about him cheating, that has been done so many times before!! look into comedy man, you got some talent there, thats a fact you could really make it big, just make your text is the act 6...an original idea of mockin his text, but cud be better, needs more wordplay really!! ya hit bottom, so after a year you think the only place to go is higher shit, you're known by two names but yet i still havn't heard of either 5...not feelin this punch, the concept has been done before and overall it is still basic!! aint mushroom for losers, especially when its you whos molding a career cause only time you pounding anybody, is when youre holding their beers 6...decent shit, i'll say it again though, ya comin basic still!! spul aint nobody to fear, just a wannabe tryna hold a mic i pitch my verse to him, blows by like its his third strike 5...weak, seems rushed to me and aint really a punch, i get the whole baseball concept but ya didnt pull it off right!! aint no competition, spul needs a boost to come out with the greater grade so he goes sucks off some crocs, cause he saw a commercial for gator-ade 7...LMAO!!! suckin off crocs!!! this was a killer line to finish with!! OVERALL: 40/70 close battle again!!! i think SPuL takes this for having some dope wordplay, and he played off that pic more than once and every time he did a good punchline on it!!! that alien bar was fuckin classic!!! drakel came consistent but had nuthin that stood out, all bar the closer, if ya verse had been more full of those kinda lines ta would've won, also ya lacked in the wordplay and ya verse just seemed to basic to me!!! V/ - SPuL |
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Lookin' at your pic, I see you suffer from the munchies Cuz you got enough fat in your cheeks, to feed 7 thirdworld countries ....and.... Wet Willy shoves his dick up Drake's behind, cuz that shit makes him cushy Then he shoves it down Drakel's mouth, cuz it's the closest he gets to pussy ^^^ these lines are either closely bitten or recycled, i remeber readin lines just like these ^^^ figured i'd add that |
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they were some of the weaker lines in ur verse also............. i guess Kesse is movin on
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wtf i was who the fuck took me off the list whoever did put me back on |
Yo fuck all that. Spul recycled and Drakel dropped late. You should just let those 2 faults cancel each other out. So be easy people, spul's up like 4-1.
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^weerd, yo..............
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Fuck I hate situations like these..
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the clock is tickin......... i dont care either way, i was juss layin the facts out
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This battle will be closed with my final decision once I get home from school and the Semi Finals will be set up...
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word, i could really care less......we did both fault, so ultimately its your decish red, as the mod and all, no biggie either way eh......put up a poll of sump, i dunno
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Yea, this shit happened wit Invektive and MArvj, so both cancel out it should. I faulted and he did too. So jus cancel them out.
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yah but to me Recycling is a bit different then dropping late..
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^tru, but they both are faults. Like same shit happened wit MArvj and Invektive. So shouldn't be any different here, nah mean? and what was your old name?
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that is wet willy
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Well you said you didn't care that Drakel dropped late, and agreed it was cool. Drakel do you care about the recyling or not? If not, the faults will cross each other out, and the we will count by votes.
/Why did you both have to be idiots...*pimp slaps Drakel and SPuL* |
one other solution could be tho........ he gets 0/10s for those lines since they are recycled
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^^ why is this battle not closed yet?
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Because I'm awaiting on a response from Drakel, but I'm going to give it to SPuL if Drakel doesn't respond within the next 20 minutes.
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okay i was just curious to see the out come...
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Well, I just phoned Drakel to ask him what he would like to do, and he decided to give the win to SPuL.
SPuL wins. |
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