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My Band (female version)
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i dont know girl.... i think they all jealous n shit.... cause i get all the guys u know.... and i think they all wanna pick shit or summin.... ha.... tell me sumthin i dont know.... because! (chorus) these guys dont even know the name of my band/ and they all at me but they aint lookin for hands/ cause once i blow they know ill b tha woman/ all because im tha lead singer with no band! (verse 1) so i git on stage rite? check the mike/ flick em off, get booed of tha stage and im like/ "wut up baby?/ im just doin a Slim Shady/ its not like im a real rapper... maybe"/ they realize its me and they like "o my god its her!/ justin, o my fuckin god! its really her!"/ "ok, if u say that ur tha shit/ and u think ur really it/ please wont u please lemme grab ur tits?"/ i know by now, the resta the ladies git jealous/ 'specially when i git high and fuck with tha fellas/ so the bitches start jackin, all tha hot guys/ they aint got bras or panties so they starin at mine/ so like every single night they try 2 fuck on me/ even though i got done wit a show and im tryin 2 sleep/ so i give em tha show that they wanna see/ yo, i think they just tryin 2 git it for free/ yesterday Marshall tryed 2 put protection on 4 me/ cause i told him a slutty whore infected with HIV/ a rock star's dick is wut i wanna c/ and all the other guys wont git with me because (chorusx1) (Verse 2) Guy: (so u really a slut?) Eyvon: (fuck yeah!) u just think ima poser, dont u?/ it aint that i just spit wit an IOU/ hit every note and blow outta porportion/ against same sex marriage, and all 4 abortion/ any bitch who dont want my autograph's a fuckin liar/ cause im tha hottest bitch (thats wut it is) im on fire!/ im the bitch who invented hotels with a master suite/ my pussy's open tonight for an all u can eat/ see u know i can rap, its simple but/ all i did was read a Martha Stewert book/ so i got more class, now i orgasm fast/ im a playette now, while gittin whooped on my ass Girl: o mi god, she's such a ho Girl2: ha, keep it kool, or else she will know Girl: hey, we're rich, wut about that interveiw with Lucy Lui? Eyvon: no, i had that interveiw, she aint never heard of u! Girl: we better go 2 makeup Girl2: y would we do that? Girl: so we can dye her hair blue Girl: shes gonna wear a fucking hat!/ u know wut? i think im gonna show this bitch up! Girl2: hey yo, Ey! Eyvon: yo, ho, wut tha fuck! Girl: ok... maybe not... Girl2: i thought u were gonna slap that bitch, girl, wuttsup? Girl: i was afraid... i mean im gonna, ho, shut up!/ u arent backin me up, so y should i talk shit? Girl2: i was gonna hold her down for u, but forgit it! Girl: o, girl, dont even... Girl2: i was... Girl: wut ever... (Chorusx1) ("No Band"x9) ILL FINISH LATER! IM OUTTA TIME. FEEDBACK FOR WUT I GOT SO FAR PLEASE!! |
Imfeelin It Its Somethin New Very Inventive Look Forward To Part 2
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Part 2
Eyvon: tha only reason i rock is cause i suck their cocks/ once that bitch hit an orgasm, man it hit tha spot/ so by tha sound of it, y'all know i rock/ guys pull out they dicks soon as tha music starts/ im ready 2 fuck all my big ass fans/ everytime i hear "yo Ey, u rock and fuck ur band!"/ i aint no band, bitch/ i just rap high pitch/ so i git sex and all my female fans git sum 90 year olds/ all tha hottest names in rap know MY area code
Guy: aww suck it bitch! Girl: umm, suck ur own.../ now im on tha stage/ we gonna do things MY way Guys: who tha fuck r u? where's Kobe and OJ? Girl2: god dammit, im sick of her 2/ showin off her thong like she sum fuckin prositute/ ha, she cant rhyme and she cant even rap/ she's a kon artisit, and she sounds like crap Girl: ya, llike "Just Like Me" audio, iwas sent 2 pack/ "Fuckin Crazy" audio, i was sent 2 pack/ just cause i wanted 2 do sum backup shit/ fuck Eyvon, im gonna be "it" Guy: who r u? have u ever stared yet? Girl2: umm, duh she has boy, r u retarded? Eyvon: but im still tha most popular in all of the group/ dumb ass weasel dorkwad motherfuckers think im cute Girl: MTV told me 2 sue her if ive had enough/ but she socked me so hard i couldnt git up Girl2: aww, fuck Eyvon and her "wannabe" band/ ima start my own group... where tha fuck is Stan Eyvon: ladies, y cant u c/ they're not gitting it for free/ so kiss my ass if u got problems/ a bitch like me, even Marshall' got 1 Eyvon: cause these guys dont even know tha name of my band Girl: eww, look at her Eyvon: and they all at me but they aint lookin for hands Girl2: o hi god! doesnt even make sense! Eyvon: cause once i blow they know ill b tha woman Girl: pft.... ya rite Eyvon: all because im tha lead singer with no band Girl2: bitch, please (No band)x9 Eyvon: im tha lead siinger of no band/ i git all tha guys 2 jack off they dicks real fast/ and as tha lead singer of my band my tango makes all the guys jack off real fast my tango/ whew whew whew whew/ look out for my next record its in tango/ t tango t tango t tango/ my tango makes all the guys wanna jack off their dicks real fast/ my salsa makes all tha guys gasp, and jack off they dicks real fast, my tango Girl (in backround): ho... Eyvon: hey who just called me a hO? |
not my best shit
its not my best. ill post sum of my better shit later
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yo, yall gotta read this. also read my other shit "Its Eyvon" hot shit that needs feedback!
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that was the gayest shit ive seen in some time...made me laugh tho...thank you
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lmao! this is the funniest shit i've seen on this site ...
it sucked,but it was funny ... |
gee... thanx... that makes me feel SOOOO much better... lol. ya, it was pretty gay. i was high and thought i could write better than any MC, or femcee for that matter, but, ha, as u can tell it sucked...
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it was cool and all but i fucking cant stand eminem so there for that shit threw me off real fast i cant belive i actully took time to read that shit cuz everytime i hear dthat gay ass fucking song id kill it reall quick
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LmfaOo .. Mayne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it was funny as fuck nice
it kinda fell off sum parts but u picked it bak up nice 7/10 |
heh, not every1 thinx so.... it was aight, but i HAVE done better....(see... DV8????)
motherfucker puts a link up 2 this shit so Ruff RyderZ wont accept me.... |
yo it was good funny, hhahahaha made me laff peep my shit on open mic its on there
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HAHAHAHA IM GLAD AS HELL U DROPE OUTTA violent type CUZ U FUCKING SUCK.......
i give this a -8.0 bit em-flow the flip lines wasnt even hot was un-original....... U's JUST A DUMB BITCH ARENT U??? |
Hahahahahaha!! It Was Niiiiiice, It Had Humour n Made People Take Note....Job Done EYVON, Proppz Girl...Keep Doin Ya Thang n Good Lookin
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i aint no dumb bitch u motherfucker. u just a cockless bitch.
o and by tha way, Violent Type sux ass! |
i cant call u a dumb son-of-a-bitch but u a stupid slut-of-a-hoe.... hahaha
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fuck u, im 13 and thats all i wrote. thats from a LOOOOOONNNNNGGGG time ago anyway so fuck u. lemme c wut U got u thick ass motherfucker
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You 13 and talkin' like that? Did you even have permission to log on? :nono: |
i aint need no fuckin permission. fuck yall. w/e. ima b rappin for a while and i needed 2 start SOMEWHERE.... ill b red hott by tha time im ready 2 make it big.... u'll c...
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You sound angry... Mommy didn't hug you today, huh? Poor wittle baby. |
fuck u ho, i wanna kill mah momma. and u..... now...... i had nuttin against u tilu had 2 come up and start sayin shit
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nice shit
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thanx i guess............................................. .
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I don't know this kid from a hole in a wall but damn he's really right... you basically took all the lyrics that were written and flipped em so it'd be a chick sayin it-- it wasn't funny to me, very un-original... blah |
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LOLOLOL And now you actually have something against me? Oh yes, you really must be 13 if you are that easily hot and bothered over a stranger's mere words/perceptions. You wanna kill me? Well stop crying like a little baby and set up a battle, you little punk.I will teach you to respect your elders. ;) |
witcha mean you guess that aint no way to reply fuck
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it was SUPPOSED 2 b that way. that was the point. it was supposed 2 b gay an make funna every1 (even though i LUV D12.. no hate) its supposed 2 b stupid.... y dont no 1 git it?
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aight bitch we on.
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man it was coo so wut...
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oh shit you mean me
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naw... unless u wanna?
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hmm if you a girl naw cuz i dont feel right battlein gals...
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LOLOL@your immaturity. I will tell you right now. If you are the type that cannot go 10 lines without cursing, you might as well withdraw yourself now and save your embarassment, because I will highlight your lack of creativity as well as your lack of communication skills as well as your lack of maturity as well as your lack of skillz. Think about it, okay, Little Crybaby? |
aww baby u aint gotta take shit easy on me. just think of me as a guy..... wit a pussy...... but i just wanna battle hardcore and have a few battles under my belt. no hate though
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ok, Ho. if u wanna play it that way, fine but i DO plan on winning and i will
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aight i'll battle you
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You say the gayest stuff, you know that? This post alone made you suspect, but you are goin' around the board screaming gay pride. U might wanna check that. Young Gun, *in defense of the little cry baby* please don't do that to that little punk. He didn't mean it. He is just a little trash talking punk who doesn't know better. If you must battle, please take it easy on him.. it obviously takes little of nothing to make him cry (as seen in this post). |
umm wut i'll battle ne body...
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battle me
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