JTR: Tale of the Tape
 

Name: Josh "The Jewish" Farnsworth

Age: 20

Height: Small

Weight: Weedy, comparable to a school girl.

Special Skills: Internet boasting. Flirting with high school freshman girls. Throwing tantrums when people rag on him. Defending himself with 10 page essays of needless jibber-jabber.


^ DAMN SON! I bet them MMA Fighters are running scared, huh?

lol .

lmao rofl!!!!!! owned

Rofl.................................... classic..

I'm 6 feet but ok, I guess that's small. And I HAVE been doing Judo my whole life, I can post up pics of my medals. I wasn't boasting you fucking idiot, someone asked if i'm into UFC and I told them watsup. I've been doing MMA since I can remember. That's the fkn reason i'm moving to Japan. Also someone else provoked me to explain how i've been passionate about martial arts since a child because they said "everyone is a cage fighter these days" and seemed to be referring to me, when that's not the case as I BEEN doing this shit.

And about throwing a tantrum, nah, you were just making some stupid jokes over and over again and being mad immature. I asked you once to cut the shit out in a nice way and you didn't, knowing I was getting annoyed, and finding it funny (that's a bitch move) so I called you on it saying you aint funny and you're a little bitch who should learn to act his age, then what did you do?

"Bro it's just jokes, i'm sorry, it was no beef intended, I don't want to argue with you cuz we always been cool. I don't know about that whole situation with the girl either, i'm not trying to get into it, sorry man"

U prolly just a neo-nazi with ya ugly ass shaved head looking like a mix between wayne rooney and mr. clean, fuck out of here dawg, you ugly as hell lmao

Plus you BEEN on my dick and loving my style, talking mad slick bout my texting in league mags and shit, saying how i'm oh so funny, you can even look at the legends thread right here on RV where you wrote all that sweet shit bout me, awwww hunnybuns!! <3. Last time we talked on msn you were tryna get me to get xbox live so you could play games and bond with me lmfao, now suddenly you got a problem with me out of the blue? Ok Benzino...

TALK ABOUT A MID LIFE CRISIS DAMN
LAST WEEK YOU WERE SAYIN I'M THE FUCKIN MAN
NOW I'M A BUSTER!?

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

Quit dick-riding like you even know what's going on. Funny how only the herbs came out to say "hahaha good one Nick!" but no one else did.

Fool ass lemmings, go follow eachother off a cliff, y'all some jokes man I swear lmao

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That goes for you too. Y'all read one thing and think a muh fucka got dirt on me when you don't know half the story, quit jocking bitch

i laughed at you being a jew. cuz i know that its true and makes you upset. lol


LETS GET IT ON!!!

:hump:

how funny it is that I say you defend yourself with essays. i hit the nail right on the head didn't i? and nice one admitting we made you angry for making jokes about you. and as for boasting, dude you boast about everything.

"I do Judo. I won these divisions. I'm a fucking black belt. I went skydiving. I'm a dope chef. I get mad chicks. I do parkour."

ngga, is there anything you fucking don't do? you're a fucking joke, lmfao. and don't make me start pulling out the convo's of you and rebekko or whatever her name was... flirting with her even though she is WAAAAYYYY too young you pedo motherfucker.

I'd brag 2 if i did parkour. but im way to pussy to be jumpin buildings

check ur SIG big dawg rofl holler

Damn........ shes got you there PO... haha

Weren't you posting on her wall too? Call it jokes if you want but I was fucking around with her anyways too til she started catchin feelings and then i found out she lied bout her age and told her to fuck off :thumbup:.

I never said I was a black belt, I should be blue but my injuries caused me to miss two exam so officially i'm still green/blue -_-. Actually no there's not much I don't do seeing as how you missed the army, ping pong, cliff diving, basketball, water skiing, alpine skiing, archery, most of those which I did at a competitive level etc etc..

It takes me like, 5 mins to type up an "essay" and show how much of a shady clown you are while im waiting for one of my homies to show up. Lets not go there, you leave the longest and most explained votes in battles known to man. You love my style, you think my verses are some of "the most entertaining and hilarious things you've ever read" and yes that's an almost exactly similair quote from your own words, we get it man, you don't needa write a book about how cool you think I am hahahaha

I never bragged bout parker, I put up ONE pic on RV and said this is me doing parkour, something I enjoy to do.. and what happened.....

oh yea you know what's coming



See that's that shit i'm talkin bout. You BEEN on my dick, and now finally you hopping off? Well thanks for letting it breath, it's been needing some air hahahahaa

lol @ the long essays.

lol yea, I do that alot. It's just cuz there's soooooo many points to bring up to make this clown stupid with, I didn't know which ones to use so I just typed them all. I type fast, man.

yeah, but I laugh at that shit because he is joking and its just colby humour. what's funny about the JTR situation? nothing, because it is true. its not a joke at his expense. it happened.

Lmfao, you are that pathetic that you are trying to bring quotes into this from me commenting on your text. Dude, where in the original post on this thread, or the other thread did I say you were garbage at text? Answer me that.

Is it that hard to retaliate with a decent comeback that you've got to resort to the age old, "oh well you used to be on my dick. thanks for getting off."

And oh my, I commented on you doing parkour. I think parkour is cool. So I give props. That still doesn't change the fact that you boast about ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

You have still yet to show anything that proves what I said is wrong.

Seriously my man, come stronger.

You've still yet to show anything that proves you aren't a douche bag?

So basically you're saying you know you used to be on my dick, but now that you aren't, that point holds no relevance and I should bring up some stronger disses?

I don't know man, I think you're just bummed cuz I made you realise what a shady lil bitch you are :)

right, I raped a little girl.. that's why i'm on RV and not arrested... ok

i see nothin funny about rapin 13 yr olds...not sure whats worse a pedo or a sociopath?

n i know nothing of the JTR situation...but ur sig def makes u a hypocrite dude

Lol, dude are you a fucking moron or something. When did I say you raped a little girl? I said the situation I mentioned involving you was true. That situation as I posted was about you flirting with a girl that turned out to be like 15.

Pay attention fool.

back when i was 18 like over a year ago or something, right right, i almost forgot, sorry

well you got me, boy do I look bad!!!

oh wait....

i don't boast unless provoked to like for instance by a hoe like yourself :thumbup:

Just so long as we're on the same page.

cuz that has everything to do with the current times of me enjoying MMA right...

No, not really. I'm just bored.

poor po was tryna start beef to resuscitate rv....if u only knew how to push ppl's buttons like i do rofl

No, it's not cuz you're just bored. You're upset cuz you're jealous of me so you tried to make me look bad to feel better about yourself, I responded in a manner that made you look completely stupid, and then you had to try and save face by bringing up year old cheap shots which no one cares about anymore, so that didn't work either.

Oohhhh i forgot to mention in my last post too how i'm a certified scuba diver also, and that I scuba dived the island of belise in the carribeans :). I also dove the "great blue hole" there, I went 150 feet deep and it was only my 5th dive ever, that's deeper then most experts with hundreds of dives have gone, my father has scuba dived his whole life and that was the deepest he's ever gone. Ha, bet you wish you coulda done that huh? You prolly woulda loved it, too bad you'll never get the chance too cuz you don't do awesome things like I do in life.... well take care now buckaroo, pc

Did I ever mention the time I went skiing on the mountains of switzerland? It was in the city of Zurich to be exact. My father and I encountered a wealthy banker over there by the name of Ken, his wife was Beatrice, nice couple. They actually invited us to their mansion for a cocktail party they were hosting, it was quite like a movie actually, everyone was so snobbish and cheerfull, good times. I have more stories if you care to hear them??? There's this story I have of me and my friend chasing a bear out of our camp at the army... it's quite the heroic tale!!

rofl...u are quite the story teller joshy poshy

Now you're just getting stupid. Figures though, with your childish mentality. Now go cook me up some waffle fries, bitch.

Even the beef on this site is wack nowadays. Is IAR decent yet or is it still the nick and spul parade?

nah, now its the nick-spul-cbu-kurupt-snake b-tego-apex parade. with frequent additional roles from incin, aphilly and about 30 other dudes that are in the LTL. it's pretty active now.