Round Two Mag : The Sick Six
ROUND TWO MAG : The Sick Six
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Sup fella's..its Lay, we had a succesful round one of the playoffs. I'd like to start off by congratulating, Kirk, Nick , Lay, Mal, Sagat, and Flight for making it to the second round. There was some decent battles.. Malicious vs Wordz was the only no show, I kinda figured it would be cuz Wordz posted early for a different league saying he wasn't sure if he'd be back by friday. So Malicious got a free pass haha.. I'll get on to the rest of the mag and get this week broke down for ya'll... Lay's Legit Reviews
1. Kirk vs 10. Meltdown
Number of lines: Sixteen My prediction: Kirk Well well, this was interesting cuz I haven seen anything from Meltdown before so I wasn't sure what to expect. What I saw, was that he has some good concepts..but just needs to work on finding harsh ones, an wording them to come off harder, an funnier. Kirk, had some played shit, mixed in with a fed line. Aka, Kirk saw he could slack and did so comfortably. No offense Melt, you got potential..we'll look to see you next season. But Kirk being top dog in the league pretty much this battle would be tough for anyone, so valiant efforts. Kirk wins, an advances to round two. Outcome: Kirk wins 4 - 0
2. Lay Fear vs. 9. Eddie
Number of lines: Fourteen My prediction: Lay Fear I wasn't sure what to expect from Eddie, he was another along with Sagat who signed in an got thrown into the playoff mix due to some sign outs etc. He proved worthy, I think its Eddie from ItzArap, which is the champ on there. So he's no run of the mill text head..which we have had are fair share sign into the league. Voter's felt that after Eddie's sting line..which was his third bar, he fell off for the rest of his verse. Nick on the other hand, was the sole vote against Lay. Which he is entitled to his opinion. Only thing I didn't agree with was his opinion of Lay's opener vs Eddie, saying I know Eddie's not fat in real life so this didn't really hit. In which my opinion is thats unfair voting, I could knock off half people's verse's against Kirk then if I voted like that. Lines about being gay, peoples girls, that shit aint' factual.. so should I vote no, to people who use shit like that against Kirk. Answers no, verses aren't factual. So dont' base your votes off that. Even without that if you felt he won, then idc.. haha Just saying..don't say cuz you KNOW somethings not true in real life doens't mean its a weak punch. Anyways..They felt except for a few of Lay's punches he was fairly consistant. Not his best, but it was enough to edge this out. Lay wins, and advances to round two. Outcome: Lay Fear wins 5 - 1
3. JTR vs 8. Sagat
Number of lines: Sixteen My prediction: JTR Mmmhmm.. I'd say this was this weeks upset. Idk if people even knew JTR posted saturday night. Because I was the ONLY vote on that battle..which is horrible..you guys gave all the other battles solid voting..but neglected this cuz apparently everyone was to busy saturday an sunday.. :nono: , anyway..Sagat posted first, an he impressed me. He had some nice punches..fairly decent concepts..had a few played ones..some aight flips. And then JTR posts late saturday..with a quick sixteen..it was obvious it was rushed, an seems apparent that JTR didnt' really give a shit if he won or lost..which is a shitty attitude to have..cuz he proved in the champ match with kirk he still has the ability to beat anyone if he tries. He dropped a sub par verse.. used the same concept for two lines..TWICE, an did'nt check kirks battle I assume where Kirk used a dragon balls line..much better than Jay did. I feel Sagat sailed away with the win. An advances to round two of the playoffs. Outcome: Sagat wins 3 - 0
4. Flight vs 7. Ghostface
Number of lines: Twelve My prediction: Flight Okay, so this was kind of a controversial battle. Nick felt it was unfair for Flight, an when he said his point of view, I felt he was right. Ghostface past two weeks, absolute trash. So possibly, Flight knowing he could come in Firday key something an win, was unfair. Seeing as my cousin, who came in as Malak who was suppose to be Ghostface but much better than Ghostface..came in with a prepared verse, they didnt' feel it was fair for Flight to not have the time to post an adeqaute verse for not knowing what he was up against. No, Malak is not me. He is my cousin, he has been texting longer than me..he will be in here next season..he's a decent addition to the league. So with that said.. I sided with Nick, an closed the battle giving the win to Flight. Outcome: Flight wins 5. LP vs 6. King Solo
Number of lines: Twenty-Two My prediction: Nick Well well, this was probably one of the best reads all week. It wasn't too close..but both had solid verses. It's the best I've seen from LP, not the best I've seen from nick, but this was one of his better verses. And arguably one of the best punches I've ever seen from him. Nick's strategy of drinking then posting obviously paid off..his opener killed it..an the rest of his verse was fairly consistant with a few nice haymakers thrown in. LP posted up..an very respectable verse, woulda beaten most people..but Nick came in gunnin. Nick wins, and advances to round two of the playoffs. Outcome: Nick wins 3 - 0
11. Malicious vs 12. Wordz Ahgod
Number of lines: Twelve My prediction: Mal This was a no show.. kind of a let down. But I can't blame it on Wordz, he told me he wouldn be back by friday most likely, I knew he'd be down for the playoffs if he did make it back. But, he was too long. Mal picked up the win here, an advances to round two of the playoffs. Outcome: Malicious wins by Noshow
Lay's Lethal Predictions
1. Kirk vs 11. Malicious
Number of lines: 12-16 My prediction: Kirk Hmm..well despite Malicious being decent, I dont' see him having the consistancy to topple kirk in this one. This would be an enormous upset, an extremely hard for Malicious to pull off in my opinion. I think, kirk will have a few nice hits, amusing, an will have some played an not so great lines. But, enough to win..he will be in the semi finals next week. 2. Lay Fear vs 6. King Solo
Number of lines: 20-24 My prediction: N/A This is a complete toss up, each of these guys have the ability to beat one another. It just depends on who wants it more, an who brings the most heat. In my opinion..they are both gonna try an win this, an whoever wins will most likely get verse of the week, an have that auto bid into the finals. I'll predict this for battle of the week an it will most likely come down to the wire. 4. Flight vs 8. Sagat
Number of lines: 16 My prediction: Sagat This isn't gonna contest, I feel Flight is just doin his part by showing up. He hasn't been droppin to his ability lately. Even the playoffs hasn't sparked him back into the form we know. I dont' think its gonna change this week, an Sagat rolling off a win over JTR I feel he's gonna steamroll past him. I think Sagat will win, an most likely my prediction for the semi finals next week will be Sagat vs Kirk, an the winner will be the winner of that against whoever wins this week between King an Lay. Power Rankings
Fuck a ranking, its playoffs.. anyone can beat anyone. My predictions could be completely off base. I don't know, but the power rankings don't make sense to have in the playoffs. Let your verses to the talking..enough said. :thumbup: Lay's Highlight Reel
*As viewed as dope by the voters* And lmao at your sig..Bro, that easily tells me that you're a pure chump, But guess what else means nothing without U? ......The word suck You got crowds of 10 to 12 years olds yellin. All I can say is fuck, that's sad, With them preteens yellin' "OH M...... GEE! How does he fuckin' suck that bad?!" Kirk vs Meltdown
I peepd ya matches - Ionno wtf you thought, cuz'.. But if ya shit 'sfeared - then my shit's baseball bats and golf clubs.. Eddie vs Lay
faggot thinks he's a movie star, Samuel Jackson?..you ain't real so move butt Eddie's in Shaft?..but backwards that statement simply reveals the truth Lay vs Eddie
low life bitch. dnt even lie whore, it's pure trash where ya sleep at your pad is so worn out, it couldn't protect ma fuckin knee caps Sagat vs JTR
and we seen ur a savage freak, no shirt red scars and damaged feats with a face like a fuckin sea creature so can we please get this manatee JTR vs Sagat
Nice avatar. After this you and sonic should compare notes, that’s the deal son Like how he handled Robotnik.. & how you got fucking whored by the real one If you had fans in the past, I got terrorist acts that’ll convert them to the recent Coz I’ll hit you saddam hard there’ll be nobody left hussein you’re decent Nick vs LP
n your girl's a dumb bitch...any attempts at hitting the books will fail so when she finally buckles down...her skirt & panties follow as well LP vs Nick
always actin like your legit or wanting praise like your god sent you proved ya verse is cutting edge,..down by butchering his concepts Ghostface vs Flight
Verse of the Week
Nick - Look bitch.... Nice avatar. After this you and sonic should compare notes, that’s the deal son Like how he handled Robotnik.. & how you got fucking whored by the real one Style’s got that pimpness.. but all the fucking girls clown your fashion and bomb it & they say your hairs so corny, Martians have started leaving crop circles on it But now I’m being honest, LP has got that superman power that batters To go with the fortress of solitude that practically mirrors his social status I swing on weak faggots.. & your fat ass is about to get stomped and horded & I’ll only exhaust half my punches.. ..coz I know you’ll throw half a punch and be exhausted If you had fans in the past, I got terrorist acts that’ll convert them to the recent Coz I’ll hit you saddam hard there’ll be nobody left hussein you’re decent I’ll wreck this bum.. my whole verse is catered to viciously rip through & I know my style’s right up your alley – coz I’m coming to YOUR house to beat you Let me tell you.. Toy Story turns my dick into a powerhouse, maggot So even IF you’re rocking a good Buzz, my Woody’ll STILL crush you faggot Known to tear up the joint.. but my martial arts will still have this wack dealt With such a Crane Kick bitches’ll think that Frasier is a fucking black belt I got dope bowling skills kid.. even your girl has experienced them a little She put her legs into a 7-10 split and my balls just rolled on down the middle & dude she’s a beast. I have no idea how you handle her ungodly primate ways Coz I seen the gorilla press slammin’ dudes better than Ultimate Warrior in his glory days I’ve been corny as fuck with this verse, but I’m still crushing you to the pavement So the word for this battle is camp.. ..like this week’s style vs. your whole living arrangement. Outro Well, this is gonna narrow the playing field. Next week is the Semi Finals..I can't honestly say a hundred percent who will be in it. It is playoffs..you should expect anything. Come with everything you got,.. if your butt sore cuz I predicted you to lose,..prove me wrong. Let your verse talk, enjoy the mag. Show up an drop dope this week. who will be the champion? We'll see.. by: Lay |
good shit dude.
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Nice mag., mother fucker.
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haha thanksss mann'... and man
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Pretty ¢ool.....
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oh yeah..I answered your question in the last mag savior..but I closed it before you saw it i think. You need like 50 posts I think to change your custom title an avy.
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job well done mate..................................
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lol thanks man,..
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who cares if i used the same concept more then once aslong as i flip it in a way no one else did
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If there is a reason behind using it twice, like one punch following one punch.. both using the same concept and you connect the two punches together it is alright as long as it is nicely flipped.
I saw kung do it in the RBL a couple of times, most notable one was against MetaSin where he did two nameplays one after the other and strung them together. Shit was dope. Nice mag, and word to me having verse of the week AGAIN. |
you guys are lucky i was partying cuz i coulda easilly beat sagats verse for the record and made this playoffs way harder for u all :)
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Yeah,.. if you tried josh you might had. lol, guess we'll never knowww haha
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I just discovered a wicked good band.
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No, I do know... I just said I WOULD have beat him :thumbup: |
haha.. shutup I was predicting you to run through everyone in the playoffs..now my predictions are down the drain.
what band would that be bromosexual? |
It's so quiet,..we could cut the tension with a knife. We don't have Nick running around trash talking..it brings the whole forums down. Good job nick..way to be a slacker. Kirk?..I'm assuming he's at work, so when you get off I expect you to drop an ass comment about Establishment being Gods first son, an discovering a new band. Adam,.. where you been?.. come say something funny thats homo in a joking way. ( I hope its joking ) ahha.. JTR,.. stop bein gay, post in here an say you can beat everyone. We need your cocky swagger postin in these forums son.
blaaaaaat |
lmfao fine, im better then all of you and could beat you all
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Its nice to know my trash talking is appreciated.
I will fucking destroy you all, you all suck monkey testicles. |
hahaha..what a pimp chat.
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i've never heard of itsarap.com
cool mag though |
Man, I just discovered a wicked good band.
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i'm was in the six, but then i overcame the flu.
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^ Good for you, I hate the flu. It is a bitch.
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the flew is a bitch.. its past tense of flight
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Well, aren't you mister clever clogs today.
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I just got off work.. lol, so I'm about to do my whole verse.. good shit nick, I'll try an match
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haha an I'm assuming kirk told you I haven even started my verse against you yet, hence your " no extensions" check.. I'll have it up shortly
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way to bitch about votes, I'm sure if two people in the Establishment voted for you nick we wouldn even bring up crews now would we. lmao.. smoothe man
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Who's bitching about votes?
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Nicholas. lol.. I deleted his post so he didn't look like a fag for complaining, he's cooler than that
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^ What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm confused. |
*dances* .
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So, it appears Flight, and Malicious should be put in the hall of shame for douchin up the playoffs. The outcome's the same, I figured with flight droppin ass weekly, an Malicious sucking Sagat an Kirk would been the winners anyway. But no shows are queer as fuck, thats pathetic.. Pretty much whoever wins between me an nick gets a bye week to the finals.. no dispute seein as we had the only fuckin battle.. you no showers can suck the long shaft of karma's dick
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Karama i heard was a good 9inches
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You should do what Adam said, because of no shows:
Kirk vs. Nick. Lay Fear vs. Sagat or.. Lay Fear vs. Kirk Sagat vs. Nick. |
There's no sense addin a battle, the outcome would had been the same even if they showed, sagat would had won an kirk would had won. So it's Kirk vs Sagat this week.. an whoever wins out of us is in the Finals,.. an I'm not closing it with two votes, adam, jtr, kirk, philly, .. anyone else vote. This is ridiculous
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Voting sucks, true.
But, you don't know who would've won those other battles. First, they could've had ghost-writers for all you know.. specifically for this round to get them through. |
Flight is too lazy to get someone to ghost, he just post half ass or wouldn show, aka Sagat wins. Malicious even with a ghost writer woulda lost to kirk if he tried. lol..
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