The Joke Thread
 

Tell us all your good jokes fuckers.

Nos, sticky this.

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What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
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"Ouch."

That was lame, but it was an example.

womens rights. werd

^LOL word .

Here's one...



Carson Jet is a good rapper!




BUAHAHAHAHA






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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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....Nothing, you already told her twice! :thumbup:

Lmfao ^ nice

Wut do u call two dicks and no hole?













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FRUSTRATION!!!



hahahahahahahaha






Wait...



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lmao word .

lmfao /

what do you say if you see your t.v. floating in the dark??












"DROP IT NIGGA"

There's a black guy and a puerto rican guy in a car...whos driving?

























The Police.

What did the black man say to the lady?
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Hey you skanky HOE...u betta be havin my money you HOE!


aghahahahaha


phew







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what do u call a black priest???





















HOLY SHIT!

whats the difference between a Fag and a refrigerator?
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The Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

lmfao

that's fuggin disgusting.






I thought I'd never say this...but, BAN THIS FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!











:hump: :nono:




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What do a tortise and a pedophile have in common?




......they both get there before the hair

What's the similarity between poetic and a classroom full of 10 students, taking a test with the answers lying on the teachers desk with no teacher in the room and the door is locked?




































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They both got cheated on 10 times!


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Wut do u call a Spul and a Q?

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SpulQ!





hahahahaahahaha







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Wow thats creative spul I actually laughed @ that. but funny thing is the cheating never happned.

LMAO. alright.


What did the woman do after she came out of the coma?














The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

Lame. but whatever

Strange...after reading that joke, my brow became more prominent...

and....oddly...my arms got really hairy...





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I've heard that on way too many times.

What has forty two teeth and hides a monster?






















My zipper!

I don't get it.


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Seriously? Lol.

lmao. q. your a trip.

OH!!!!! I got it...



hahahaha...word


One of those microscopic monsters!


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lmao.

this guy said one of those Difformed Amoeba looking things.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?


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......to stand closer to the kitchen sink :thumbup:



I figured out how to change my dishwasher into a snowblower!!!


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....I handed that bitch a shovel!!! :thumbup:

LOL!

Why Shouldn't women have licenses?


















because there isn't a road from the Bed to the Kitchen..














How Many Men Does it Take To Open A Beer?























None It Should Be Open When She Brings It To You!

Lol at both Enyg and Youngg.

What do you call a woman with a knife?
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Nothing...she has a knife idiot!!!!



ahahahahahahahah








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P.S. I must admit, reading all these sexists jokes is making me feel very Hetero...





like...I feel like grabbing my balls










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what do you call a human that fingers there own polo???????




Spul/tanned tim westwood

^ROFLMAOAOASLSALSAKDSSDOSDLDSDS<DSMDDSODSODSOSDODSDSLSDMAOAOAOSSOSOSODODODODOD

haahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


that's funny.. but for all the wrong reasons

Hey...here's a joke...




Yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and flattened the colors...Then, after the colors became flat, they turned into skittles.






HAHAHAUHAUYAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHA







SIKE


Nah...Yo momma's house is so small, I stepped in the front do and out the back at teh same time.






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What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living?
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....A pilot you fucking racist!!!! :thumbup:

you're right. women don't deserve my respect