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One day jack was walking down the street. He was headed to the store to pick up some.....

bitches..................the end :thumbup:

.....of the story....

told by 4 people...

who had orgies with each other after eating flashlights

and passed final like a kidney stone...

but then final hit them because he thought they were singing to the seagulls...but in fact they were really installing hydraulics into the doorknob system recently installed into George Bushes left ear after he fucked the horse at his ranch

And the horse in the ranch said I Bill CLinton I love your weapons of mash destruction, in my territory

then jack decided to take bush out but he wondered how he would do it...

and bush learned to say nuclear...

After he busted on Hillary Clintons face, while Bill was tounging Lewinski in the ass

while john kerry was in the closet....organizing mrs.bushes shoes

he decided that if bush fucked monica's ugly ass she would instantly die so....

he would expose bush and become president of....

tey got ha chainsaw ready 2 dispose of her body, werd

That didnt make since you would be the one to fuck this incredible story up

Then they butt fuck Cool B in the ass and gag his mouth with Houstons Eye

....then the mothership comes to dispose of the body but when the ship opens they see...

WTF??? me and Class.Sic posted at tha same time, fuck, git of ya fuckin period, jesus, werd

wen tha spaceship opens they c a huge blender, werd

and working the blender are sexy ass green alien girls...hmmm...

But the girls mess up like normal and cause it to explode and end the world.

.....as we float in space...the military gets ready to shoot osama out the "black hole"

But Osama blames Hussein so we go and shoot Hussein.

but then sadam's boy band he made (tha Iraq street boys) pull out they rubber gloves and...

werd

start sticking their hands in osamas ass for blaming hussien.....

then bush gets jealous and wants revenge on hussien so we go to war.......
(damn that might be the truth right there)

Then Kerry comes in and says that the war is wrong, but votes to go to war...

then the war says kerry is wrong and go votes for kerry

but really its all william hungs fault.. with his mischievious mind he begins bombing his home country of japan.. then they....

All become his slaves becuz when he sings they cant help but surrender....

so they move to korea and start eating household pets like cats and dogs

then the wife is killed by a suicide bomber...

then SPuL laughs at the wife, and then fucks Jill... :cool:

then spul realizes jill is a penguin and he slips into a coma

and woke up 30 years later to find out...

then he realizes SHE isn't a penguin, and that she jus has a penguin on her shirt. So they continue fuckin' and leave town and die together. :D

and jill goes to heaven while spul goes to hell for eating beef..

but SPuL doesn't care as long as Jill goes to heaven. :D SPuL Goes to Hell but Sebastian goes to Heaven along wit Jill, yo. :cool: :D

And while in hell SPul has a horny bird like the one in Little Nicky hump him.....

and then Majestic sees SPuL fuckin ....

And joins in.....