internet party - respected vets and old schoolers only
 

werd party up in this piece whores...!

walks in with 4 24 packs of brew......whats cracken

*flashes join date*

Sup valor?

i dont want brew tho...gimme a rock star and i'll stay

How bout a stripper J?

02 hoes. -

werd sup golden?

wheres the bitches?

*gets on phone calls acouple strippers*

pays pink 20 cuts for one of his girls

*Walks in with 2 girls in each side*

"Yo Valor, isn't this your girl in my right?"

*looks at girl at left, then at GOlden dayz.*

"Yo Dayz.. isn't this ur mom?"

*looks at girl*

Nah, but I think your mom shaved her beard and that's why you got confused.

*SCREAMS*

"whew, seriously believed you for a second.. but shyt.. thats valor's mom, but seriously looks like oprah."


*isn't he white?*

*slaps dabatos for being sarcastic*\

*cracks a beer*

*Valor realizes he just cracked his dick*

*laughs his ass off*
*then cracks a beer, making sure it was a beer*

*in dabatos mouth*

"thats not me? Thats Dayz's Mouth*

walks in shoots you all ... slaps you and says "step back into reality" then plays tug of war with the internet!

*looks at turban's badge and realizes it reads "MJ Fan Club"*

cops!!!!!**everyone should split

*call all the vets in to beat the hell outta turban and kick him outta the thread*

God hates you, your mother thinks your ugly and society hates gays.
leave life to the more fortunate.

*shoots the cops*

Problem solved. word

jus as everyone is about to split realizes they are more strippers dressed as the po po's decides a internet party is alright sits back with his 151 and passes out...

*Golden Stays when he realizes its not the cops, its the gay strippers in cop uniforms*

*does what his avatar is doing to pinkmonkey's avatar*

This is the best RV has been in a while.

*grabs a beer and jumps on couch*

*Golden then runs away from the gay strippers and locks chris in the room with them*

o yea i brought triscuts to if anyone wants some

*walks in*

*throws bottle at jdot*

*goes up stairs with one of the freaks*

*realizes he locked him self in*

*Chris is outside drinking and laughing*

throws golden and generic a beer......


*rolls a fatty dank blunt*
who wants to hit this?

Why hate on dot you party crasher?

**pink monkeys mom arrives and drags him by the ear telling him its past his bed time....

*Grabs it..flushes down toilet*

"Not Good For YOu!"

*valor

roll it up, pass it up, we want the weed*

*throws it away*

lmao....Then I invite pinkmonkey's mom in after he gets in tha car, and we run a train on her, and jdot is first....


:thumbup:

i wake up from being passed out bring out some coke and get to gettin

JDOT gets done. now he's beating everyone in madden.