WTF is wrong with this dude?
 

Ladies, have you ever had a guy to be on your case 24-7, askin where you been, what you doing, and constantly wanting to call you? I mean, some SERIOUS obssession shit? Sending four or five long ass text messages AT LEAST three times a day...

Same thing goes for you dudes. Ever have a chick like that?

I swear to Bob, this little fucker is annoying the shit out of me. I tried to ease him gently off, telling him I had a boyfriend and all. Next I used some 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 days' tatics, by ignoring him and being rude and disgusting when I did decide to talk to him. But this negro is persistent!!! Let me sample with you some of his texts:

William: Do you know how pretty you are?
William: If you say that u r not pretty your right u r beautiful. I really think you r what they call HOTT!
(an hour later.. he finally got the hint that I wasn't replying...)
William: I know u r busy but I just wanted to say hay and 2 see how u were doin.
William: Feeli'n good
Feeli'n great
Do'in good
Do'in great
Don't hate
(nigga got the apostrophe in the wrong place! wtf!)

I finally texted him back:

Michaele: I could've sworn you said you had a girlfriend.
William: Why? Call me now if u can.

I did. We talked. I told him I was going to break up with my boyfriend. 5 mins after I tell him this, I receive a message:

William: Will you go out with me!

I tell him I didn't get it. He sends it again.

He sends this one when I don't reply:

William: Do u like me at all?
William: I do not mean as a friend butt as more. Plus you will nver have 2 worry about feeling the same way as u did with RAY!
William: Sorry! I just really like you.... CAN I CALL U.

I got so sick of it, I decided to ask him a totally perverted question to see if he would get off my case.

Michaele: Do you engage in erotic fantasies involving me?!

His reply:

William: Thid has 2 stay between me and u, but YES.





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LMAO!!!

ahahahahaha, i would fuckin make copies of this shit and post it up around your school

lmfao.......mad obssessed, you could get to know him

or

jus tell him your not interested straight up, it may make him sad but atleast he'll stop bothering you lmao how old is he?

and method your sig is making me dizzy :(

lmao...thas OD....i know a few chicks like dat...but dat nigga on some other shit....lol

man why you telling these people about us, i aint say all that, its really the other way around babygirl, tell them about us having sex at dairy queen tell them!!!!

Yeah, I feel like shit... :(

I thought after ignoring him and telling him I have a boyfriend, he would take the hint.

tex me back, damn it now you cheating on me with these rv dudes???

I thought it was Burger King.... Cuz we was havin it my way..... :thumbup:

yea thats usually what should happen...

that was after the orgasm, get your shit together,

why you ignore me until our clothes are off, its all good but i want more from you

Yes, efecx, I do love the attention. I love it. I'm addicted to it. And I sicken myself. Take me to rehab! :(

....Usually, final. But this dude is the exception.

miss lyrisc you know since your from the south you show my south southern hospitality

Three words, Restraining Order. WORD

I know! Efecx, god! Be my therapists! Do you have aim or yahoo? Maybe you can help me with some of my inner demons! :huh:

Get yahoo! It's the shits!

lol at that lame.

eh, typial shit. Girls will string along any guy they can just to get the attention that anyone else who talks to them refuses to give em. If you really wanted to get rid of him, you would have alerady. You could have told him that you're either A: not interested, or B: serious with your boyfriend. All the shit you've done so far is leading him on, like telling him you're breaking up with your man, and asking if he ever jerked off to you. Besides, he got your number somehow. Sure he didn't just come to him in a dream.

oh BTW, o get rid of any chick that was a lot more interested in me thna I was in her, I either cooled off any interaction, or if she laid the cards o nthe table, just told her that I wasn't looking to be with anyone at the time.

You know what, you are absolutely correct. Do you want a cookie? :beat:

my fault man, lol, I don't read responses in RV threads before I post in em since most of em are something irrelevant anywho.

Nope. I just want you to stop calling me. :gfy: ;)

.... Wuh duh fuh? :help:

Nah... I think I'll ignore him just a little longer. GAWD, NO, FIGHT THE EVIL WITHIN!

But I really should... But he just asked me if I had erotic fantasies about him. What should I say, "Yes, stalkers make me wet!" or "Sorry, I don't dream. I don't sleep. I am claimed by the black void of my master and he gives me rest." O_o

Did I forget to mention he's 200 hundred pounds of almost muscle and at least 6'3? My bad.

He says he's cuddly. I says so are porcupines.

Miss.Lyricist, can I call you sometime? Hit me up on AIM, maybe we can chat sometime. Or if you don't have AIM hit me up on yahoo. I will PM you.