Velociraptors / Raptors :( :( :( :(
 

Truth is Jurassic Park lied to us.... wikipedia ruined it for me man....

They're actually only the size of a large turkey... and they had feathers, but couldn't fly. They were about 3 feet tall only, 6 feet long and 30 pounds roughly

If we saw on today we'd just think it was an odd looking bird and that's it. It would be way too scared to attack a human. With a baseball bat even Lil Cali could beat the shit out of one....

They're just... just so not bad-ass anymore...

what a useless fucking creature

fuck you, raptors.

man I wish I could go back in time with an ak-47 and a katana and just fuck up a whole gang of raptors for being little bitch ass creatures who were SUPPOSED TO BE cool.

Fucking lame man, FUCKING LAME

im actually honestly mad now -_-

wtf. this just fucked up my whole worldview. ive spent my whole life operating under the assumption that a raptor could whip my ass. mind blowing. a lil too much to handle right now tbh

Hollywood exaggerated Raptors to make them appear scary for the kids...but bear in mind this was 1994 and regarding the knowledge palaeontologists have now compared to 16 years ago is crazy. The revelation that raptors were more than likely feathered dinosaurs was a relative recent discovery I believe. Not only that but some palaeontologists now believe that T-Rex's were not solitary hunters but worked together in packs and were actually scavengers. There's evidence to support this theory but because of the image the T-Rex has, a lot of experts don't want to accept this.

http://www.dinosaur-world.com/tyran...v-scavenger.htm

^ yeah but dude, big scary ass raptors revealed to be smaller feathery bird bitches is a let down. a solitary big ass mean son of a bitch t-rex revealed to actually roll around the lands with several of his equally big and mean homies is a fucking scary thought.

lol, that sucks veloci raptors were like piranhas on the ground,and got shit done, hit and run, those were my favorite dinosoars, thats weak.

And now they're saying the brontosaurus didn't even exist. Jesus christ. Fuckin my life up

Velociraptor = New Thanksgiving Meal.

man! when i was a kid I used to have fantasies of riding a raptor with armor plating into battle dressed as a black knight

how do you think I feel, I can't be a bad-ass warrior riding an uglier version of an ostrich that can't even fucking fly into battle :(

i always imagined id have long blond hair, holding an axe, riding a raptor in the moonlight with dead zombies laying all around me.

now all i have is this:



just doesnt translate right bro

^ lmfao, i don't know... if I was the enemy and saw you riding into battle like that I may very well just die from laughter.

I'm going to pretend I never read this thread.

^ That would've probably been easier to do had you not posted in this thread that you're pretending not to have read. :thumbup:

Raptors were pussies long before this discovery.

Hunting in packs, taking out dinos that were weaker than them in their massive groups.

Sound like fucking chavs to me.

You're a fucking chav. :thumbup:

Like fuck am I a fucking chav,

I'm a fucking townie bi-atch :thumbup:

Relevant to this post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSY_rB928c

This guy talks about it lol, and it's awesome.

Oh and that's so much better, right. :thumbup:

Better than being a fucking teletubby

I'm not a teletubby bitch, I'm a kung fu panda!

Now you sound like a teletubby with an identity crisis.

^^^^^and you sir, sound like a homo, identity crises your the one biting gangstars name, and i doubt supervillian ever ducked u..

Talksic? Talking bollocks more like.

Jesus if you needed help spelling CRISIS you could've at least read my fucking post properly.

You're right about SV I must admit...how I missed that I do not know...he just breached the rules though

Po's ma boi really so fuck off...politely of course sir :thumbup:

talking..... bollocks. LMFASMFSMLAS

holy shit I love that word so much... wait let me say it again with a british accent

BOLLOCKS

LMAO awesome, so fucking awesome, it's almost as cool as saying El Nino with a mexican accent hahahhaaa

^ I like this dude

aayyeeeee essai! Did you see that EL NINO! *switches to british accent* yes, it was bollocks.

LMAO that's great

lol...cuz he blows bollocks like an el nino, in a mixed but hard to hear accent as he's making a gargling sound simulatiing (while stimulating)
a flood an el nino causes cuz my balls are deep down his throat..after him tearing down my levi's,(jeans/ levees).
lol, could of went on with this but
fuck im tired 4 hours of on and off sleep, but i say that in the most half awakened courteous mannered way kind sir..

^ That post was gay. Real talk.

yeah,was half asleep,

^ You are the hardest person to provoke on this site. Real talk.