internet party - respected vets and old schoolers only
werd party up in this piece whores...!
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walks in with 4 24 packs of brew......whats cracken
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*flashes join date*
Sup valor? |
i dont want brew tho...gimme a rock star and i'll stay
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How bout a stripper J?
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02 hoes. -
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werd sup golden?
wheres the bitches? *gets on phone calls acouple strippers* |
pays pink 20 cuts for one of his girls
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*Walks in with 2 girls in each side*
"Yo Valor, isn't this your girl in my right?" *looks at girl at left, then at GOlden dayz.* "Yo Dayz.. isn't this ur mom?" |
*looks at girl*
Nah, but I think your mom shaved her beard and that's why you got confused. |
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*SCREAMS* "whew, seriously believed you for a second.. but shyt.. thats valor's mom, but seriously looks like oprah." *isn't he white?* |
*slaps dabatos for being sarcastic*\
*cracks a beer* |
*Valor realizes he just cracked his dick*
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*laughs his ass off*
*then cracks a beer, making sure it was a beer* |
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"thats not me? Thats Dayz's Mouth*
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walks in shoots you all ... slaps you and says "step back into reality" then plays tug of war with the internet!
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*looks at turban's badge and realizes it reads "MJ Fan Club"*
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cops!!!!!**everyone should split
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*call all the vets in to beat the hell outta turban and kick him outta the thread*
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God hates you, your mother thinks your ugly and society hates gays.
leave life to the more fortunate. |
*shoots the cops*
Problem solved. word |
jus as everyone is about to split realizes they are more strippers dressed as the po po's decides a internet party is alright sits back with his 151 and passes out...
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*Golden Stays when he realizes its not the cops, its the gay strippers in cop uniforms* |
*does what his avatar is doing to pinkmonkey's avatar*
This is the best RV has been in a while. |
*grabs a beer and jumps on couch*
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*Golden then runs away from the gay strippers and locks chris in the room with them*
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o yea i brought triscuts to if anyone wants some
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*walks in*
*throws bottle at jdot* |
*goes up stairs with one of the freaks*
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*realizes he locked him self in* *Chris is outside drinking and laughing* |
throws golden and generic a beer......
*rolls a fatty dank blunt* who wants to hit this? |
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Why hate on dot you party crasher? |
**pink monkeys mom arrives and drags him by the ear telling him its past his bed time....
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*Grabs it..flushes down toilet* "Not Good For YOu!" |
*valor
roll it up, pass it up, we want the weed* |
*throws it away*
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lmao....Then I invite pinkmonkey's mom in after he gets in tha car, and we run a train on her, and jdot is first.... :thumbup: |
i wake up from being passed out bring out some coke and get to gettin
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JDOT gets done. now he's beating everyone in madden.
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