Theme Dissing Cypher
 

u actually think u ready for war man u aint a man jus a lil boy
and u actually think those guns can harm ha they look like plastic toys

Computer

Get smashed, you'll get beat like.................Dre.
Armed with a floppy, you still can't dis............k.

LOL.

Theme - drugs.

u the furthest from gansta so u wont win
cuz he couldn't shoot me up if i was herione
..
food

I like how dogs can hear more than a human
I got more tails in my dick like a bunch of seman

Please leave a topic for someone.
Next topic: School
-The R.

u thought u were coo, sorry 2 say ya fooled
leave ya shaken up worst den tha "Kid" in ya sig, afta i finish "Schoolin" u

next topic: snake

Like desperate housewife feelin lonely,you just acheing-to-bitch
You not an animal,you a snake in the grass,waiting-to-snitch

Cigarette

"Cigarette"

next topic: Sponge

pussy ass bitch,i hand you dope in a can....-you-ran
not even a sponge sucks up more shit than-your-ass

Next-baseball

You suck at baseball and just fo ya info,
We know you like to play to use the bats as dildos,

Next=Police

I'm like a vulture to mammals,with a craving for shavin on bones
you chillin with police(po-Lease) like an elementary gave ya a home

mother

"Mother"

U r tha type of fag dat only 'Thug' w/ his b/f under tha coverz
cuz i'm so much a playa dat tha otha night i "Mac" den "Crep" ya mother

next topic: kite

Poke out ya eyes so u cant fuckin see, your not left..so the shits right..
And this bitch claims he a druggy G.....but wouldnt be high flyin a kite!!

Next:

flip phone.

A waste of my time, that's just as far as your diss goes
You need to hang rap up as easy as the calls on a flip phone

theme:booger

BOOGER

i'll pick you out and flick you cross tha room real easy
cuz everybody nose, this kid snot even worthy to beat me

topic: punctuation marks

like 'Sammy Sosa' when i step up 2 tha plate, i'ma knock it out da park
leave lots of "Punctuation Marks" on ya brain, afta my gun starts 2 spark


Rain

u'r falling and crashing, like drops on a windowpane
the only time ur smokin is when ur fire's hit by rain

next theme: prison

I dont even have to try on you bitch, hear me?..listen..
because your bars are more stretched...than escapists in prison..

This bastard gon fall, like his parents marriage hopes..when disaster's involved
No blades, but ya mauled in clubs..I spread Daubs blood..like plaster on walls

Theme: Talk shows

Whose this person that only appears and speaks as x-tortion
Probably a teenage parent on a ricki lake show about abortion


theme : driving

next : bitches dat like gettin virtual BJ's

snitches-that-bite..stay..sweatin-like-ritual-3ways
they the same bitches-dat-like gettin-virtual-BJ's

Theme... Icebergs

You coming at me is like the titanic hitting-the-iceberg...
So next time you rap you should try spitting-it-nice-herb...

Topic... Basketball

Guns cocked..watch ya jump shots off this deadly fire
Cause ya mouthfuls..wear more bull than pete myers

Next Theme: Politics

this dude's a fuckin fag, everything he does is evidence
cause he never sees bush, like the whitehouse with the president

theme: airplanes, *swooosh*

u whack emcees wanna battle me again,you gotta pay
cos your style of rhymin's more plane/plain than JFK

Theme-beach

next theme: Socks

Pain is hung by his ankles..though he's in my crew..so to speak
Still discolor ya neck..worse than tube socks..soaked in bleach

Next Theme: Taxidermy

For those of you who don't know what "Taxidermy" is.. It's like, a general term describing the methods of making a three dimensional representation of an animal for display. It's kind of hard to fit that in to a "theme dissing cypher," but I don't really care, so check it out..

I'm one of the best on the site.. you're gonna get smashed and shit
Cause you're gonna be road kill.. that taxidermy won't be able to fix

Theme - Orange Peels

u bragging and shit when you ain't baggin a bitch..u easy to beat
may have been dope..but u fell like orange peels were under ur feet

Next-Strings

Next- Pasta

We in the same crew?..WTF???...since when? :huh:

if you was whead then then I've smoke u past the pinnacle joint
cuz in this battle..we already past-tha(pasta) critical point

Next-Vagina

..well i thought i saw ur ho azz in my crew thread b4..



shit is 2 ez...

Next-Shoe

bolding shit don't make u clever..whenever you battle..it's only booze
payn n his whack crew likes to fun-guys(fungi) like athelthes shoes

next-tongue

punches hitting so hard, fuck, he's bruising a lung
this dudes getting a good lickin', without using his tongue

the airport

Tha Airport

...Most emcees get Fucked..more times den a Neighborhood~Whore...
...my rhymes steady take Flight..while othaz r low 2 tha ground like Airports...

Topic: Peanut

Peanut

Next Topic: Rocket

Fuck this kid, man.. I'm ill and I'll just be cappin you whores
Cause rap? I rocket.... you just get them blasted into yours

Topic - Cheese

...it'z obvious 2 c..dat mimesis is full of Government~Cheese...
...treat u like My~Bitch..tha way my flow brings him Down~2~His~Knees...

Topic: Gator