one mic vs theblob
 

Battle Rules:

16 line MAX
No Crew Votes
No Recycling
No Biting

TOPICAL BATTLE:


TOPIC: Being a Chef


Minimum posts to vote: 500

Check in by: 11-25-05 at 01:14 PM

Must drop verse in 4320 minutes after check in.

one mic has ACCEPTED this battle on 11-22-05 01:15 PM.

theblob has ACCEPTED this battle on 11-22-05 01:16 PM.

Illiterate chefs are unknown ‘cause to cook you gotta be intelligent

Am I the best chef???? Of course, but that’s irrelevant
Morning or night, pancakes or fried rice

The situation don’t matter, cause cookings a part of my life
Home-made pies are one to be admired
Every time I make one of them it fills my deepest desires

Bakin, or grillin, I’ll do whatever, it don’t matter to me
Eatin traditional uk fried fish, wouldn’t be the same without the batter to me
Somethings wrong? hell nah, not when im showin my tricks
Tellin me I cant cook aint true, ‘cause im like Delia Smith

Cookin’ will always be my speciality, and aint no-one gon’ turn me
Hence the reason why on Special occasions I put my time into makin’ turkeys
Extend my the quality of my work, until it meets expections
Food is my life, and I wanna get to the pro’s , im sick of waitin

Oh shit, look at the heat on my ass like heat on miami streets
Yes, this is about a chef, the master cooker flamin' the rookies
If you bring the beef, I'll bring the crock pot and the beats
Don't forget the veggies, if it's green you want, then I won't squash it
I've seen more talent in a wallet, and I even sit on those, so watch it
But back to the culinary arts, I take all the hate and make a flambay
Because all the ingredients heeved at me make a fat man stray
What does it mean, I don't know actually, I'm just rushing my verse
I only have 5 minutes before the system close me up like a purse
How does this apply to food and a chef, lemme tell u, it's all related
See, the minute I started typin, the seasoned VET startin' displayin greatness
And every line is buttered up ready to slide into victory, o shit that was wack
Well, if I had more time, I'd write some this that could fry up pancake stacks


lol

WTF

nice battle actually. you straight killed this i reckon :thumbup:

oh and btw, the first letter of each line is supposed to be in bold, it didnt show up though :banghead:

uppin this........................................

This was feedback posted for theblob
 

Vote People Vote.........................................

..................................................

This was feedback posted for theblob
 

......................................checkin pollz.

.............................uppin................ ................

lol @ no votes


this is why I don't battle on this site

yer, there's so many sleepers lol....................

........................................uppin..... ..............................

LOL @ no votes on this battle

gee...the BATTLING on this site is SOOOOOOO inspiring






1

.................................................. ....

Voted For: one mic


One Mic-Good flow through it.Not much of a story or anything.Nor anything really creative.Like the Delia Smith line.Overall,it was an above average verse,but the reason it's nothing spectacular was the originality IMO.But I liked your flow a lot.Kept consistant with it,didn't fall off once.Good job.

theblob-Wtf?,well...you started off OK,but then..the middle,from when you started talking about how your rushing your verse..well,that's where your verse fell off.Maybe you did that to try an put it in a comedic way or something?,but IMO,shit didn't work..

Vote-One Mic.

No hate to blob on this..

Drop an honest vote in the link below.
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=213623

thanx for the vote man, really appreciate it..........

uppin............................................. ......

..................................................

lol


this is pathetic
.................................................. ...............................................



1

Can you RTF please :help:

This was feedback posted for theblob
 

This topic is so gay.. and so fucking bad.

For real.

uppin............................................. .....

.................................................. ...

uppin............................................. .

.................................................. ..

Voted For: one mic

Lol, this battle was funny.

Blob, you were funny to begin with but then you fell off and your verse just seemed to become more filler. I see the ways you was trying to use the topic to throw a diss at your opponent, that ain't the purpose of a topical battle. You had a couple of amusing bars, but nothing that really stood out and made me think.."WOW!!" One mic had a wierd structure and at first it was hard to follow. But when I got into it the flow was nice and I think you used the topic better with the delivery of your verse. Your verse although not too brilliant seemed more like a topical verse than blob's did.

So, VOTE: one mic


Yeah, RTF on my ColdSTEEL or Ikaros battle....
.....links are in my siggy!!! :thumbup:

Voted For: one mic

........................what in the fuck was this?

MOTHERFUCK IT. DID THEY SWITCH THE FUCKING BUTTONS AROUND? THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD STRAIGHT TIME I'VE DONE THIS.

Anyway, get that removed.

^^lmfao!!

oh yerr and for KS and crazy hades..... the first letters of each sentence go down to spell "i am the best chef"

uppin this.........................................

..................................................

Voted For: one mic

.... FINALLY 1 MIC...U TAKE A BATTLE OUT... GOOD 2 SEE U ELEVATIN

had a good opener... had good ....structre.. n overall.. ur flow wuz wack... work on it... keep goin..

blob... u went off tha topic a lil.... good stuff tho..

This was feedback posted for theblob
 

wow...lmao... you doing text battles now?... and wtf? at the topic!!! ... you kinda flipped it though...lol... wowweee wow wowsers and gee wilikers, dude!.... whoever woulda thunk it?

uppin to close this..................................

Voted For: one mic

lmao at this battle, it was pretty confusing and weak, but i did enjoy jd's verse way better. plus it made a lot more sense than the blob's. hey blob are you an alias for the q?