Diss a rapper
 

Diss A Rapper... Then Leave A Rapper For The Next Kid To Diss. Six Lines MINIMUM

Rapper = Chingy

now who da fucc eva heard of p. diddy
2 me all of ur albums have been real shitty
it'z a pity of how u have 2 ride da next man's dicc 4 a style
even rode "Da Band" til u realize dey were a bunch of wild juveniles
no talent having bitch always using otha muthafuccaz as a means of gettin rich
if i eva catch ur azz in dez streets ur bitch azz will meet my heat
den it'll b 1 less trick in da rap game wit money who think he's da shit

da next rapper 2 diss is Kelis dumbass bomb her out
DC Native fa sho

My ears are bleedin from the sound of screamin/
This bitch always talkin about shit with no meanin/
Her frizz could suffocate the whole of the east coast/
She got no style an no rhythm unlike me, the host/
I, hate her so much right now she worse than Bow wow/
I jus wanna know how she still goin today, its not allowed/
Kelis sucks more of the bone than Monica Louinski in the house/
Lickin her lips ready for the next suction like a hover over a mouse/
This verse has about as much meanin as all kelis's songs put together/
I just wanted to let everybody know, that no one likes her, and thats forever/

Next// 50 Cent

Yo hom, ambitchious you better give up..
ya makin my head hurt pls I beg ya stop.
Read between the lines ya never gonna win this..
Your blabber all ya say... is that called a diss.
i pity you for some one whose mother`s a hussy.
As if that isn`t bad enough you havin` kids with ya cousin.
Yo ya verses i have crapped on...
Like your face that your bitch slapps on!!!

Yo L canon
You better learn how to rap
Cos for me ya blabber is worse that Chaplin`s Fuckin` tip-tap.
I suggest to you a very worthwhile suggestion
Take a tutorial Like the porn guide to Lesbian
Malestin is all ya know ,ya life .
Pls man grab a knife
stick it down ya throat
For me that ain`t no worse tan loath

who da fucc is diz bitch called spawn of satan
seems like da only thang ur good at is hatin
b4 u spit ne otha wack shit in my direction learn how 2 spell
i hope ur bullshit ass rhyme made u feel well
cuz 2 me it was a bore
ur a fuccin joke bitch ur worst den my last whore
da only time u've seen a knife is when ur mom 2 cut fruit
so stop wit da fakin trick b4 i smack ur dumb ass in da bacc of ur head wit my boot

i'll diss dat bitch made nigga dey call nas 4 tryin 2 b live
keep runnin ur lip & watch how fast my hollow hit ur chest & on ur bacc is how u die
ur best bet is 2 keep my songs 4 children 2 listen 2
otha den dat trick ur so called career is threw
ur group queensbridge r nothin but a bunch of hoes
watch how fast if i cum blastin at ya how many of y'all play possum died on da flo

next rapper is dat bitch benzino

benzino is an old ass ho trying 2 get a career at da age of 53
stop talkin all ur shit on ur bullshit albums & bring da drama 2 dez streets
cuz i guaranteed when u meet my heat ur bitch ass will fall 2 ur knees
so ur best bet is 2 retire now & go bacc home 2 boston
don't eva disrespect me eva or even think bout crossing my path
cuz i'll blaze up a blunt, blast my gat dat will leave u in a bloodbath, while i'm laughing

diss da band

the da band yo hell yea i'll fuck the shit outta sexy sara ass
but not babes that nasty bitch whole face to body looks like a piece of trash
look a crazy fred that thumb suckin bitch looks like he sick in the head
and if the fake thug chopper want the drama to i'll pull the trigga and blow out his grilled out mouf wit lead
that dirty liein ass dyaln he got kicked out before diddy sliced the group u remember
if puffy want it i'll pump his chest wit the shotty have him floatin in the air like fonsworth bently's umbrella
rapper-nas [he the illest]

you can hate me now, you aint ill, but still
someone hand me some glasses, i cant see nas's skill
for real, this dude aint brave though his hearts in the right place
cause i rip it out his chest then break it in front of his face
you need one mic, drop it, we'll fight, you aint shit
and for all our fuckin sakes, get off lil johns dick
your ego or my skill, i aint sure which is bigga
but bottom line jones, u got sonned by jigga, now killa
your bank balance means shit, when your careers at an end
so someone call 'God', dude just lost his 'Son' again

Next Emcee: TUPAC

By the way, did you know that 5000 is the number I weigh...
I dont got one bitch that wouldnt fuck pac right away...
Girls just dont like me becuase my penis is really smelly...
Goin crazy.. I havnt seen it.. to clean it.. over my big belly...
I keep gettin better, and now I am flowing like shawn...
Everyone thinks hes whack, but I know he's got it goin on...

Diss - Canibus

Can-I-Bus is dat really ur name or r u actin
U r softer den da tity dat was shown by Janet Jackson
u say u eat mcs naw bitch round ur way all da niggaz round take ur cake
if u eva go 2 jail evabody knows dat u'll get raped
U run around town tellin peeps were crazy & insane g
but really ur a child molestator like Michael Jackson layin in beds wit babies

next diss is LL Cool J

J HOva
 

Hmmm ever since you got rich i heard you don't get robbed no more/
ever since blueprint 2 i don't believe in god no more/

so called KKINGPIN gun popper/panty line dropper/
Get serious fuck the grammys this nigga needs oscars/

all this rapping that turned into acting/you 30 now/but 35 years ago it happened/ :laugh: :huh: /nigga please let me guess before you were thought about you were shipping keys. jay-z flu gazy

next rapper.............NAS

nas diss
 

Nas... what u thinkin nigga?

HaHa Nas i made you look, who the slave now its time to close this book
Imma end ur life like shook cuz ur just a crook
You think all you need is one mic, ill give you five and you still cant do shit
I think you need to take one hike, cuz you will never be able to spit
All that talkin bout i know i can was a waste of time
You shoulda been with doctor suess learnin to rhyme
Nas im sorry but ur not illmatic, Ur about as tight as listenin to radio static

next rapper: Lloyd Banks

Dissin this fool
 

yo ill describe method for ya his method is fucking men he has no shame in it its in his name dont you get it he's gay even in may the time of the kay. Hey
I cannot wait until the time is gone when method is away he always chokin was up wit his eye man it looks like a pie and hell da pie even cry because its hooked wit a gay man hey man thats fucked up just like methodman

yO, THE RAP GAME HAS GOTTEN RIDICULOUS/
THEY'LL LET ANY SMUCK RAP AFTER THEY ACCEPTED EMINEM/
THESE SIMPLETON'S ARE FILLED WITH DRAMA/
A&R'S SIGNING DRUG ADDICTS WHO KILL THEY MAMA, AND POP PURPLE PILLS WITH PATNA'S/
SINCE WHEN WAS HIP HOP REPRESENTED BY SUICIDAL WHITE DUDES FROM TRAILER PARKS/
THIS IS WHERE THE HATERS AND THE NON-PLAYER PARK/
GOD RAP SHOULD BE RESURRECTED, WE GOT NOCKS ON THE TRACKS DISRESPECTIN/
FUCK EMINEM, I'LL LEAVE THIS NIGGA HEADLESS/

OH NO itz the snoop D.O. double G-o .....fuck it ima beat the dawg 4real yo ...... bust sum capz straight to hez head .... take anotha1 muthafucker i wanna b sure he dead .... what ya gone do now ..... take a look at the master betta bow down ..... u stayin high all the time .... put yo blunts up in the sky if u ready to die

No1 left me a rapper so im gon dis em

Cant choose a name, eminem or slim shady,
Dont matter, only place u get pussy is ur ol' lady,
Dre wasted his time, ur just anotha vanilla ice mime,
He was gay just like u, ur like a 3rd grader only 22,
U couldnt shine in a closet, ur cheap like a 5 dollar deposit,
Ur only as good as ur band, and ur band got buried in the sand

next diss: Lloyd Banks

Loyd Banks, hes a lil flamin fagget in tha business on fire//
He'll be tha next rapper to rap for 2 years, and then retire//
If it wasnt for 50, g-unit wouldnt even be famous//
Out of all them lil faggets, Loyyed banks is tha plainest//
Sounds like this boi, got permanent strept throat//
If he ever stepped up to a real rapp in a battle, he would spit hed chOKE!//

Somebody get Pusha-T, from Clipse

hey hey hey paddy kids....
d cyphre says diss a rapper....
if y'all think those 3 lines are aplausable.....
well y'all gatta know those lines werre PITIFUL.....
y'all need laods of oil in ya machines....
cos y'all got weak lyrics like MACLEAN.....
leave d site cos y'all talently shitty.....


.....game over paddy braods......
cos XxX is herre to make y'all fall..........;)

next rapper :lil'kim

Lil kim aint to bright cuz the lights are dim
evrbodys cummed in her mouth and filled it to da brim
shes real short so she dont have to go low to blow
she is proud that she is a certified
thought she was down but now shes gone crazy
doin clothes commercials for faggot old navy

-snoop dog

aiight i been sent here today to spit shit on lank doggy dogg
that nigga should eat sum food instead of givin his dick a flog
man i saw 'the wash' that scene where u was dancin
old fool looked like a lamp post, chicks backin away when hes advancin
u been in the game for too long you n dre need to stop buggin
only raps u make these days respond 2 people dissin ya, (dont that tell u sumthin?)
make way for new rappers with plenty more skills
u dun ya dash u off the grime, now go back to beverly hills
listen to suge knight, im sick of punk doggy snitch
now u scared to rap with gangstas, u rap with bitches to keep ya rich
serious doggy dogg, just uppin leave the dogg pound
they aint runnin no circus nigga, so they dont need u as a clown

next rapper dissed, ja rule
bitch trick needs to get shitted on bad, and i mean bad, so dont spit a verse unless u got skills iiiiight

As Ja mounts apone a stage, his number one fan cheers him on. Ja responds by thanking the Janitor for coming out again. The Janitor Victor Manuel Sanchez looks at him and spits a loogy that accidently turns Ja's cassette wit his verse already on pre recorder for lip synkin purposes on. the beat starts.

Ja sings then I respond to him
"What would I do wit out Talent" I dont know, drop the mic and sing like a fagget?/
trying to get gangsta, I'll have U flaudging Ice packets/
Remake 2 Pac song wit Ur own verse and call it Urs just cuz Ur in it/
Now I aint seen Ja' wit Ashanti, that skinny kid sweeped her in a minute/
so many tats this nigga looking like a finguer painting wit maccaroni pictures/
This nigga dream of Tupac so much, he stole his I.D. just to get his Signature/
and Erv had the nerve to get on songs dissing niggaz back/
He dont need to hit the studio unless its packing a Nordi-Track/
Hollering wit Erika Badu like if anybody likes U/
Praying for peace, but Ur gonna be in peices once the rough riders find U/
U been ripped so many times, punchlines slip right through U/
the Ja fanclub hates U, cant U hear the mexican janitor Booo U/

Next rapper, Chino XL.....None of Ya'll got shit on Chino....

chino xl learnin to spell into that S and M shit/
Paid some bitch 30 to kick him in his own dick/
Chino xl stupid as hell spent the rest of the night watchin his balls swell/
How's he gonna "save Us All"/
When he's bein' choked with a neck tie and being beat by Paul Wall/
I guess then he needed chingy's one call/

next up= P. Diddy

p.diddy....sean puffy combes
letz see how he like my 9 inch cromez
hez well known
fo fuckn cool j
thatz down fo him be'n gay
he'z got hiz forplay all tha wrong way
that fag shoud of learn'd
befor he got burn'd
puff thinx hez all that
but he aint phat
he'z homo
sum buddy better tell him thatz a no no
fo he goez 2 skool
and fuckz ja rule
and lil romeo 2
im thru

In this world we have a lot o gays/
one of those main faggets r Dr Dre/
he gotta pay, i'll launch him in space/
i'll slap the smile off of his face/
that nigga needs a hug more than 50/
his rap style is boring, simply/
he betrayed snoop back in the days/
we should resurrect Pac, and put Dr. Dre in his place////

missy eliot, you a dumbass hoe, get out tha rap game..
n please dont slam tha do', mayne, its plain n simple
im bout ta shoot this bitch in ha face n give her an extra dimple
im sick of ya raps, you not 'worth it', n u damn sure aint 'workin it'
na mean, you just a bitch wit a pipe dream, playin n shit
leave rap 2 mu fuckas that can rain acid spit.. afta a 'while'
ill convict you then stick you wit a sharpened 'file'
leave yo ass in a mushy blood 'pile', cuz u talkin tha wrong shit
you fat n ugly bitch, talkin like you a playa, u juz mad cuz men 'play ya'
you a hater.. a feminest.. a lesbiooorn
charts will be happy once ya singles gooonee
shit, so many areas i can diss you onnnnn
cmonnnn, how bout cha face... na i wont go there
ya makin me sick, in a battle it aint fair
cuz one look at cha mugshot makes MC's choke
face lookin like 'hiroshema' wit another shit coat
but you wont get AK, ill send yo ass home
turn tha tables shine a mirror at cha, n turn yo ass to stone

next rapper - lil C'z - bitch rydin on biggies dick, n his wallet, fo too long iight.

fuck jay-z
 

the greatest rapper alive aint jay-z//
claimin he so hard he must be crazy//
he could step to me for a battle and it wouldnt phase me//
if he did id end his career//
point out to the people he's only a kid mollestin queer//
him and r kelly teamed up to get kids in the rear//
they done fucked up when they got the rape on tape//
if i was them i woulda been in a new state//
but they wanted to get busted they knew it was fate//
so there goes the rap about a punk who thinks hes so great//
im out people late//

U guyz are suppost to leave niggaz to get rodded on next.

next rapper..... E-40

40 aint a bitch he a sucka
pimp turned trick,the eye browe plucka
oh but efeezy so unbelivable
he dont drink 40's only redbull
weebilation a poser better belive it I told ya
40 here a coaster now put down ya soda n do ya daily yoga
by the way where ya click
oh they too scared of ya wit that tooth pick
all ya wanna be slang jus a cop out
fuck ya proud to be a jenny craig drop out
its ok u claim n aint got a set
only head ya get if from ya chia pet

next rapper-mystikal

aight

mystikal's bitch ass betta "move bitch" and get tha fuck off tha mic//
before i leave him so fucked he wont no his left from his right//
''DANGER'' tha bullets is comin, leave em shiverin till its time fo night night//
come on now aint ready to strike, scurred ta say shit like you got verbal-fright//
mystikal aint shit i'll leave em layin on tha pavement shakin his ass all night//

next rapper-petey pablo

aight

mystikal's bitch ass betta "move bitch" and get tha fuck off tha mic//
before i leave him so fucked he wont no his left from his right//
''DANGER'' tha bullets is comin, leave em shiverin till its time fo night night//
come on now aint ready to strike, scurred ta say shit like you got verbal-fright//
mystikal aint shit i'll leave em layin on tha pavement shakin his ass all night//

next rapper-petey pablo

Petey pablo... nigga stop writin in ur diary
U stay in the mens room just 2 "sneak-a-peak" at real mans privacy
U still think u can make sumtin ill
Howd u make it into this industry... n how r u in it still
I mean u make up girls names like u a pimp
Then u walk around in a fur coat pretendin 2 limp
Girls in ur video... they look real nice
How u get em in there... i know u said name ur price
Paid em a each a mil now u in debt up 2 ur ears...
U should get outta the country unless u wanna c da jail for years...

next rapper:Young Buck

this Guint motha fucka is kinda giddy
when he get to be round his man fiddy
Girl unit cuz tha crews filled wit pousey
and that why these fag all goushy
and young buck i don't fuck..
if tote a psitole tha dick you still suck
your tha only reason fiddy still live
you gave him all tha TLC that u could give



NEXT: DA BAND

^^you give me da band out of this whole list/
when you know damn well none of them dont exist/
well they did but now its just babs and ness/
i guess just because they both were the best/
havent seen them yet they both just silly hoes/
this year the only place they appeared was mases video/


^^^^^^hahaha i didnt try hard this is the wackest i ever wrote any ways........


next rapper= snoop dogg

when it comes to gay shit snoop never fails
now tell the truth about u quiting weed for record sales
u n yo dyke males need ta quit wit da pimp gloss finger nails
u should just go back to the braided pig tails
when u perm ya hair u lookin like ya need a vale
know u on crack or summin cuz ya rap like ya skin pale
useta be on track but ya fell of the rail
doggystyle was the name so he musta got ass packed in jail
cant vision ya rhyme presition so add an addition in brail
izle was born u just followin the sloppy 2nd's trail
n ya wanna be porn viewers droppin like hail
nice ice but it dont look like jacobs probley from zale's
ya must be grubin on dogfood thats stale
cuz u sick n skinny n any time ya ego feelin like a whale
take a cold shower n step on the scale
tooth pick bitch go anywhere false flaggin rollin 20 crip n i bet ya ass dip n bail
if nascar had anything to do wit this so called rap star they'd call him dale

next rapper-will smith

Marvolous to chicken to do it so i will

Will smith is a fake wannabe...
fresh prince to get jiggy........
you gettin worse an worse
someone should do us all a favor
and put you in your hearse..


-KakaHead-