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Lil Wayne (0) vs C.A.L.I. (0)
Lil Wayne vs C.A.L.I.
Due times: Check in due Wednesday 11.59pm EST. - if you don't check in by this time, and you DO end up posting, -2 votes. Verses due by Friday 11.59pm EST. Yeah, that's eastern. not pacific. Lateness = -2 votes even IF your opponent allows you to post late. Max. extension = 24 hours, to be granted by your opponent. Line limits: 10 min and 20 max. for regular battles. 16 min and no max in champ matches. If no line limit agreed, second battler to post must match first battler. But ultimately, first battler gets to set the line number by how much he posts. Voting: Must post THREE links of you voting into your check in, or its minus ONE vote for each missing link. If you want to win, then vote or you will most likely lose.Goodluck. |
lil wayne?someone really has that name?hahahahahahahahahahaha.check.
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This cowards so scared he changed his name then asked me to battle
He'll never elevate above me like climbing on smashed ladders Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um Number one stunna been on my pipe like a plumber He too broke to get gassed and every punchline is a hummer The told him so cuz hes low on the totem pole like his postcount Lay-Fear make sure you take all his other names votes out |
.kcehc.ahahahahahahahahahahah?eman taht sah yllaer enoemos?enyaw lil
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I serve emcees, cause im on the rise like mercury
Homie know i bring the pain but actin like he never hurt of me And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order I heard 90210 was back, prolly cause CALI's out of jail but watch the show get cancelled... when this fat fag steps off the scale Ya Digg |
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1/10 12/50 Wayne Barely won |
Lil Wayne
I serve emcees, cause im on the rise like mercury Homie know i bring the pain but actin like he never hurt of me Forced concept (hurt/heard) And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep Broom/sweep wordplay is played You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick DOPE Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order for & or-der really dont rhyme man... should have used something like for,-sir to rhyme with or-der to get the ryhming schema together I heard 90210 was back, prolly cause CALI's out of jail but watch the show get cancelled... when this fat fag steps off the scale ehh???? C.A.L.I. This cowards so scared he changed his name then asked me to battle He'll never elevate above me like climbing on smashed ladders lad-der & bat-tle do not rhyme Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit Dope cuz Lil Wayne actually kissed Birdman on stage Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um descent..good follow through on the punch Number one stunna been on my pipe like a plumber He too broke to get gassed and every punchline is a hummer Ehhh... The told him so cuz hes low on the totem pole like his postcount Lay-Fear make sure you take all his other names votes out the wording is very bad on this man... -------------------------- When it comes down to the wire, the punches that stood out in this battle are: Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um verses You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Vote - C.A.L.I. for having a slightly better worded diss / punch, but both yall need improvement on the rhyme schema |
Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming
Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um vs. And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep hmm...this was really close actually. They both only had one really decent bar, I think Waynes hit harder.. v/Wayne |
Funny How The Two People Ive Been Beefin Wit Voted Aganist Me Quick As Hell
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You haven beefed with me? you beefed with kirk,..stop chattin in here, I thought you were gonna beat him..you got to get away from that 05 style your using, your style using played stuff. No offense, I think he had a better worse.
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I serve emcees, cause im on the rise like mercury
Homie know i bring the pain but actin like he never hurt of me ^Nah. Weak. And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep ^Nah. Weak. You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick ^Nah. Weak. Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order ^Lmfaooooooo. I heard 90210 was back, prolly cause CALI's out of jail but watch the show get cancelled... when this fat fag steps off the scale ^Nah. This cowards so scared he changed his name then asked me to battle He'll never elevate above me like climbing on smashed ladders ^Nah. Weak. Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit ^Played as FUCK, dude. Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um ^Nah. Weak. Number one stunna been on my pipe like a plumber He too broke to get gassed and every punchline is a hummer ^Nah. Weak. The told him so cuz hes low on the totem pole like his postcount Lay-Fear make sure you take all his other names votes out ^Ehhhh. This was a shitty battle. Lil Wayne, I thought you were a vet. in disguise, but I guess you're not. Anyway, you both need to REALLY work on your punches. Both of your verses we're played as fuck concepts that have been used hundreds of times over the years, except for an exception of like one or two lines. Cali, you seriously need to upgrade your style. You've got '04 written all over you and shit has changed since then. Basically, every line in this battle was lame, but that order line from Wayne made me fuckin' laugh. He edged it out just a bit more. V/Wayne. |
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Lmao..... well, i havent battled text in like two years! I thought i'd try it out again. Im rusty as hell but as you can see i still got a Little left so im tryin to bring some back. As far as hate voting goes... I read both votes and they seem explained to an extent. I mean Lay Fear was kind of short but him being a mod gives him a little lee-way to be short since he's got shit to do. If you want, im sure he'll elaborate more |
C.A.L.I
This cowards so scared he changed his name then asked me to battle He'll never elevate above me like climbing on smashed ladders Weak and played. Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit Weak. Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um Not feeling it, not really a punch. Number one stunna been on my pipe like a plumber He too broke to get gassed and every punchline is a hummer Nah. The told him so cuz hes low on the totem pole like his postcount Lay-Fear make sure you take all his other names votes out Alias punches are played too. Vs. Lil' Wayne I serve emcees, cause im on the rise like mercury Homie know i bring the pain but actin like he never hurt of me Weak as fuck. And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep Not bad. You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick Nope. Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order Meh. I heard 90210 was back, prolly cause CALI's out of jail but watch the show get cancelled... when this fat fag steps off the scale Weak. Well, this battle had two bars in it that I might consider punches and Lil' Wayne dropped them both so.. Vote: Lil' Wayne |
CALI
This cowards so scared he changed his name then asked me to battle He'll never elevate above me like climbing on smashed ladders Wak Lil Waynes a homo he kisses grown men on the lips All hos swallow so theres no fucking chance he can spit played Bitch yous a snitch and i aint talking bout rhyming Drop a few bars here and there but you put more people behind um no wit no glory Number one stunna been on my pipe like a plumber He too broke to get gassed and every punchline is a hummer mah, better attempt but still wak The told him so cuz hes low on the totem pole like his postcount Lay-Fear make sure you take all his other names votes out your wording is terrible... I see the played concept but the wording messed it up for you vs Wayne Head I serve emcees, cause im on the rise like mercury Homie know i bring the pain but actin like he never hurt of me almost but forced to shit And thas why im determinedly merkin C... Always postin pics with your broom, so i guess you deserve this sweep better but I dont think determinedly is word lol You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick word play is there but the wording is killing you, concept is also weak Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order doesn't really rhyme, wording problem but a good line, Ive seen it better I heard 90210 was back, prolly cause CALI's out of jail but watch the show get cancelled... when this fat fag steps off the scale played fat jokes hmmmm, like no one has ever heard of them before. this battle was weak, Cali didn't come with anything witty at all and barely made any attempt at wit, Lil Wayne made more of an attempt in a way but he obviously bit a fat joke. the stand for nothing could have been worded waaaaayyyy better aswell but he still put more effort sooo V/Lil Weezyana |
C.A.L.I.
No good punches. Lil Wayne You just a herb to me, you're a swollen fat prick So instead of draggin this out, i'll just smoke him right quick Like shit! I was thinkin, what the Fuck does CALI stand for? Nothin. He's always sittin his fat ass down waitin to order Those were the only decent punches in this battle. The order line was sick as shit, that line won this for you on it's own. C.A.L.I. for all the shit talk you came REALLY weak, in fact your opener didn't even rhyme. Step it up next week with better concepts, wordplay and just about everything. Same with you Wayne, if all your bars are good as those two then you'll be a force to reckon with. Overall weak battle and I hope the two of you elevate for the league's sake. vote: Lil Wayne |
C.A.L.I. you have a 1989 Prince Purple rain ass old style.. so its played as fuck
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i beef with this fag kirk and every fuckboy in day trippers goes and votes aganist me.real gay.lil waynes so called best punch aint even rhyme,and what the fuck is a 05 style?!?!you mathafuckas aint rappers.you do text!!!aint no style to this shit its gay.only reason im wasting time is cuz im bored and aint have a chance to hook my audio shit up yet.
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nigga. your shit sucked. simple as that. i don't care if you're beefin with kirk, he's grown he can handle his own. wayne's shit sucked too, yours just sucked more. you're so small on this site that the few people that care about you aren't even backin you in this shit. and you think i'd care? you're tiny to me.
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of course peoplein day trippers will vote in this, everyone in the crew is in a fuckin league..an we can tell who wins in shit. I will fill a pillowcase with bars of soap an beat you with it motherfucker. stop makin excuses.
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Lil Wayne wins 6 - 1.
Lil Wayne (3) and C.A.L.I. (-1) |
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About 1:50 to 2:20, find out why everyone voted against you, and place the proper words applying to text battling into the conversation and you will truly understand why people voted against you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nNKvzaLy4M |
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