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PostMan 01-01-04 09:27 PM

Why Arent UK comedians Funny?
 
All the shit i heard sucked..... and they all seem to love it.. maybe im missing something.. post some uk jokes or sumtin. im not saying "UK PEOPLE" im just saying UK COMEDIANS. NOT ALL AMERCIAN COMEDIANS ARE FUNNY. like bob saget.

I have never heard one funny UK comedian tho. so just post some jokes or some funny UK comedians for me to check out.

Lil' Pac 01-01-04 09:30 PM

Shit, White folks, now UK Comedian's.



You must hate tha world for somethin'


(Oh, not blacks though)




A. Give it a rest



B. I've heard UK one that are funny as hell, whatch "Who's line is it anyway?" Back when it was in tha UK. (on Comedy Central)

Chrit 01-01-04 09:31 PM

^^^
Change your name

menolin 01-01-04 09:34 PM

owned


david brent,
peter kay,
thats all you need

Lil' Pac 01-01-04 09:34 PM

First off, you cant (Can you?)



Second off, dont worry about me.

Chrit 01-01-04 09:35 PM

PM an admin

And just change your name

Its for your own good

MethodZ 01-01-04 09:35 PM

=)

PostMan 01-01-04 09:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Lil' Pac
First off, you cant (Can you?)



Second off, dont worry about me.


damnit you Fag infest.. you ruin someone elses thread. you just joined 3 days ago. and your name is lil pac. just .

menolin 01-01-04 09:36 PM

second time owned,

what UK comedians y'all heard of???

High Class 01-01-04 09:36 PM

Dont know about funny, but UK has some of my favorite Boxers. When I lived over there, they were pretty good.
and professional wise, Gatti is crazy as hell...
Dont mind me post ;)

PostMan 01-01-04 09:41 PM

A drunk staggers into a church and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. The priest coughs, still nothing; then the priest knocks on the wall 3 times to get his attention. The drunk finally speaks up saying, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

^peter kay. nice try. but what the fuck

I went to a girls hockey match recently and the teams were named "Skirts" and "Knickers", I stood on the side shouting, "Up with the "Skirts", down with the "Knickers".

^ok that was just pathetic

Two men walk into a bar - One of the men finds a mirror on the floor, looks into it and says to his friend. "I recognise him from somewhere". His friends takes the mirror out of his hands and says, "That's me you idiot."

^that one got a giggle out of me

B.I.Detained 01-01-04 09:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by PostMan
A drunk staggers into a church and sits down in a confessional and says nothing. The priest coughs, still nothing; then the priest knocks on the wall 3 times to get his attention. The drunk finally speaks up saying, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."

^peter kay. nice try. but what the fuck

I went to a girls hockey match recently and the teams were named "Skirts" and "Knickers", I stood on the side shouting, "Up with the "Skirts", down with the "Knickers".

^ok that was just pathetic

Two men walk into a bar - One of the men finds a mirror on the floor, looks into it and says to his friend. "I recognise him from somewhere". His friends takes the mirror out of his hands and says, "That's me you idiot."

^that one got a giggle out of me


watch his video...
U.S peeps wont get a lotta the jokes in peter kay
Your humour isnt expanded enuf..you have to have
aspects of dry wit and shit..


to High Class-Gatti is aight..but Ricky Hatton is Ill

PostMan 01-01-04 09:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by B.I.Detained


watch his video...
U.S peeps wont get a lotta the jokes in peter kay
Your humour isnt expanded enuf..you have to have
aspects of dry wit and shit..


if its not fuunny its not funny...... what isnt there to understand? i got every joke i read from him.. just isnt funny

B.I.Detained 01-01-04 09:56 PM

its not jus jokes he does tho..
he says comparisons n sayings/traditions
that all english families do.....
he imitates them perfectly tho...
thats why he's so funny......
its jus stupid little thangs he does....
but coz we dont notice we do them
unytill he points it out
its funny as hell

varentao 01-01-04 10:23 PM

Been done before. Difference in tastes of humour. And you wont see as much UK comedy over in America as you will in Britain. So it could be something to do with luck of selection or something.

And there's one guy who is seen worldwide as one of the best of all time. At least at the moment anyway. Billy Connelly. He's Scottish. But hey, it all fits in with English/UK comedy.

alias 01-01-04 10:27 PM

its the way he acts also, when he is onstage!!!
not jus readin his jokes!!!

RythmicTendicies 01-02-04 07:21 AM

Britains and Americans have a different sense of humour, I don't find alot of US comedians funny, same way you don't find alot of UK comedians funny...but Billy Connelly - come on, hes legend!

-Zone Out- 01-02-04 07:33 AM

is that guy Mr. Bean european?..if so..he's funny as hell..

RythmicTendicies 01-02-04 07:37 AM

^lol..yea....Rowan Atkinson^

Ya should check out "Jonny English" hes in that..good shit.

Cave Canem 01-02-04 11:54 AM

[color=blood red]No One Would've Ever Laughed At Mr. Bean If He Didn't Have That Ugly Ass British Look.....Ahahahahahaha.....

British Comedians........AREN'T FUNNY When It Comes To Jokes At All......It's The Lame Ass British Accent For Most.....& The Gay Ass Choice Of Words.......





But They Can Do Some Impersonations & Play Stupid Quite Well....
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B.I.Detained 01-02-04 11:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Cave Canem
[color=blood red]No One Would've Ever Laughed At Mr. Bean If He Didn't Have That Ugly Ass British Look.....Ahahahahahaha.....

British Comedians........AREN'T FUNNY When It Comes To Jokes At All......It's The Lame Ass British Accent For Most.....& The Gay Ass Choice Of Words.......





But They Can Do Some Impersonations & Play Stupid Quite Well....
[/color]


now you can tell you are an adolescent teen
die plz

DNF 01-02-04 11:56 AM

must be different tastes of humor... i like chirst tucker and american shit too, but you cant take anything from british comedy... the office is funny as fuck, peter kay is aite, harry hill, he's funny as fuck... ALI MOTHER FUCKING G!

TELL ME ALI G AINT FUNNY...

SONNED!

haha... british comedy is just as good as american comedy, and it aint always jokes, being stupid, clowning ya self is amusing to watch...

Cave Canem 01-02-04 12:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by B.I.Detained

now you can tell you are an adolescent teen
die plz


[color=blood red]What? Does The Truth Hurt?

Another Lame Ass "You Must Be 12" Age Joke, Huh?

Hey, I Don't Like The One's I've Seen.....Yo' Ass Is From Europe, Right? SO U'VE PROBABLY BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO THEIR SHIT & Seen More.......


But American Comedy Is RAAAAW.....

Ali G Show? Seen The Name On HBO Quite A Few Times, But Never Watched It.....
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DNF 01-02-04 12:00 PM

never mind the buzzcocks... funyy as fuck...
shooting stars... mad funny...

theres loads of TV shows and celebrity quiz shows that are funny as fuck... damn...

i had a guy tell me bout what TV they get in america... and they were listing all this wack shit on BBC America from like 8 years ago... so that probly why the jokes are dated and you think they aint funny...

Baron Mynd 01-02-04 12:01 PM

PostMan .. your fucking annoying.

But yeah ..

"When i die, i hope i die in my sleep like my Grandfather .. and not screaming like his passengers" - Bob Monkhouse

Lokinator 01-02-04 12:47 PM

Postman. I am funny. You are not.

I win . .

PostMan 01-02-04 12:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Loki
Postman. I am funny. You are not.

I win . .


1. i said comedians.

2. your not funny.

3. neither am i

Baron Mynd 01-02-04 12:49 PM

Make the thread about PoatMan, Meth ..

Lokinator 01-02-04 12:51 PM

They wouldn't be comedians if people didn't find them funny, you absolute cunt.


oh, and closed.

The End 01-02-04 12:51 PM

I thought you closed this?


Anyway, their comedians may not be funny, but have you ever heard some of the UK net audioheads? They can be HILARIOUS. (shame they don't think so.. )


:thumbup:


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