This is a thinker
 

6 strange questions....

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her freinds?

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?

:wtf:

Thankyou for listening to my bullshit....

Pz..

Its ok :)

I thought of a couple. :)

What if all the virgins stopped using condoms?

How come there's no nice cow disease?

I'm exhausted from all that thinking.

ah ha, lol, have you been takin pills, 'my' friends always start gettin like that,

i once talked to my friends for 1 hour without stop explaing everythin in life, an askin them questions like, why are words so powerful, an that pussy really makes the world an not money!!

i would like to thank my friends for listenin with so much intensity!!!

it ok, twizzle, som cool shit!!!

lol

why do guys think with their dicks instead of their heads?

If sex is called pleasure then why is pregnancy so painful?

Shy get a prostitute when you can get pissed and have sex with a really hot chick?

this aint like sum,

but is their someone more powerful than the world leaders that we dont know about???

how do people drink so much they cant remember, because i never get to that state, i get pissed an thow up, but never do things that i cant remeber, especially goin with the fat ugly bitch???

why are all the best things in life illegal???

^i dont think you quite grasp the concept...

nah i do, but i have questions from a diff point, that i need answerin before i die,

ibut i do get the concept, its jus i is takin it from a diff angle!!!

this is a great question.......

but sadly my friends, i dont think it can be answered........

Thats cool

but get your ass back to grammer school

Because we live in a narsasistic society, run by a bunch of wanks
i've fucked my head up over this...Serious
i came up w/ the idea theres a high power somewhere
Feeding idea's to politicians that drugs are soooo good
if you delegalised them, you can have what you confiscate
all to yourself....
...i then i started imaging some starnge drug parody about 10 downing street...so i shut the fuck up and played some need for speed underground
i hate thinking that hard i really freak myself out

...

if your a hemaphrodite and a lesbian does that make you a hemaphroDIKE?
Ponder my children....

Who was the first person to look at a cows udder and say......Im gonna squeeze these and drink what comes out.....Crazy!!!

Re: This is a thinker
 

1. Then you wouldnt be asking this one.
2. Popularity only exists, as opposed to those who are not popular.
3. No, because they are sychronized by individual choice.
4. Maybe, the vacuum is on blow.
5. Definately not toasters.
6. Figuratively speaking, yes. Literally, no. You'd go mad. :help:

^pretty good,

Re: Re: This is a thinker
 

I concur..

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

haha what if there were no hypethetical questions?....

if a tree falls in a forrest
and no one is there to hear it
does the tree make a noise?

answer me this.

one that has always been asked.

Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 8 and hotdogs in packages of 10.

all those questions sound like things i would ask if i was shroomin my ass off.....they all make sense though...why to take it up to a higher level of intellectual thinking twizzle, good job

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bag?
God changes the bag...

Why does society ask for you to be an individual, while asking everyone else to be one as well?

Why is there an 'S' in lisp? Must we make them suffer more for admiting they are challenged?

but if you're atheist then the vacuum cant exist if god is merely the galactic house wife who changes the bag

Re: This is a thinker
 

thats some good thought up shit....nice

Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

mhm

Yes because the squirrels do...

what if the tree falls ON the squirrels?

^^^got me there damnit....wait i know...the other trees will hear it..

LOL^

Why Do Dogs Eat Their Own Shit?

to get the extra nutrients back?

its like throwing up, you get the same meal twice?

LOL Wait I Got A Better One And This Is Only A Coincedence Its About Dogs

But Why Do Dogs Hate It When You Blow On Their Face And Love To Stick Their Heads Outta Windows When Your Driving

maybe you have hallatosis?

dogs eat their own shit because

they're retarded

what kinda fuckin intelligent animal waits hand on foot to its 'master'?

lol

I've started something really fucked up...

yep..
every time u type

:thinking

i beg to differ...

She sells seashell's by the sea shore..
So she held Michelle...cos she's a lesbian whore..

haha proved myself wrong again...

I gotta new question...

how much wood would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it really depends on the muscle to weight ratio