Worse lines from all time
 

"I love u like a fat kid loves Cake"

Pick a Master P or Sillk tha Shocker line

"Don't sleep cuz if you sleep you dreaming and while you dreaming yo bitch getting pumped full of seamen" Jae Hood

"I'm the boss of the boat you should call me Skipper the way i turn the money over you should call me Flipper"

I'll BRB with more

anythin by ja rule

"God I talk a lotta kumdi day la dolla oochie wally wally da da da dada but you gotta gotta" ~ Eminem - Squaredance

I love you like a fat kid loves cake isnt bad, fool its clever. WTF
Eminem said that like in square dance yo it flows again WTF
hater

Fuck that line from square dance.

if u think that fat kid loves cake line is clever u are an idiot. and i don't mind that line from squardance its creative, strange but its creative

here is an entire stanza from kurupt

Time is money and i take my time when i take my money/So if you take my time you better have my money/i've seen people always never have they money"
WTF is that kid saying? Oh and that fat kid loves cake line still sucks

elite stan

M dot, em hot, them not
Thats gangsta

memphis bleek - is that yo chick remix

yes that line sucked. but what about his entire new album when he just rhymes with the same damn word over and over again. here is another one "(silence) i'm so nice i took tha last few bars off, i wasn't rapping nothing i was wrapping something"-Camron

All of Ja.
"I love u like a fat kid loves Cake"

Wow. Whackdizzle.

^^ Wackadizzle..!!

When I heard 50's bar

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house" I thought that line was probably his best line ever, and then he said

"If you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth" I was like, that was the exact same thing you said in the line before!!!


I was all like, finally, a good line, then WAM, now you suck again.

"i hit you with a shotgun blast..
its not fun so i don't laugh"
canibus

anything by Chingy...

lol.. hey yo the third bitch in g unit.. young buck or whatever

"come on now we all know that gold is getting old/ the ice on my teeth keep the cristal cold"

corny ass fuck!

..Anything by you my friend... :laugh: ..

ok ok ok what about

obie trice ( who is like my 5th favourite rapper, but this lien ruined " hands on you " )

" im in the batroom when she pee , shes in the bathroom too when a nigga doo doo "

lol ... weird line

and .. jay z

" when you see my rims , my mind is working just like them " < -- good so far .. but then he adds

" rims that is "

so he goes


" when you see my rims , my mind is working just like them rims that is "

hes like explaining it .. weird

When Shorty say she hate me, You know she mean she love me
-50 Cent

"Bone a bitch in the butt/ make her say WHAT-WHAT/..."

-Noreaga on "what u rep" w/prodigy of mobb deep

^ have you ever read a verse by Chingy? I've heard him a couple times on the radio, but I took a look at his lyrics and they made me want to stab myself.

Here's a fun sample.

Pulled up, stop parked, rims still spinning
Valet look like he in the game and must be winning
To room 490 I'm headed, on my way up
There's three girls on the elevator like "wassup"
I told em follow me they knew I had it cracking B
One said "ain't you that boy that be on BET?"
"Ya that's me, Ching-a-ling equipped wit much ding-a-ling"

king of wack lines, chingy, nore, obie, jae hood, and dipset haha.

"i got issues, got no time, got guns that'll mourn niggas moms"-obie

"I'm so high, I can touch the sky
Fuck wit mine you get your head, bust wit 9's" - ill bill

oh yea and heres some ill shit from juelz santana

"they the papparazi, they the livest posse, kamikaze, nazi nazi, copy papi"

"Ever since Rocky III, and the death of Apollo Creed
I was a tiny little poppy seed"

TI....

Four fifty four's, I race Porsches
White leather seats, as fresh as Air Forces

wow..

"When I heard 50's bar

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house" I thought that line was probably his best line ever, and then he said

"If you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth" I was like, that was the exact same thing you said in the line before!!!


I was all like, finally, a good line, then WAM, now you suck again"

OK U ARE DUMB....it wasnt the same thing...glass jaw means weak jaw like flimsy...so once u get hit u out...so dont cll it a bad line cause it wasnt...ur just naive n retarded...1

some of cam's shit is koo but this is embarassin..

"beep beep thats the jeep
toot toot thats the coupe, three jeeps
two coupes"

:(

OK U ARE DUMB....it wasnt the same thing...glass jaw means weak jaw like flimsy...so once u get hit u out...so dont cll it a bad line cause it wasnt...ur just naive n retarded...1

I'm not mistaken, but doesn't he mean the same thing in both lines? You got a glass house, means your house is weak. You got a glass jaw, your mouth is weak. Yes, I am naive and retarded, do your fucking homework

On Invasion 2... Jarules diss to Eminem.. i'm nto really sure on how the lines went exactly. it was somethin like

"I'm gonna make ground-beef out ya baby... etc etc.."

I do agree with the square dance line by Em' and most of the lines people come out with now are garbage. I'm tired of hearing the same words over and over, and the same concept's I didn't see any problem with this line by 50 tho, it just elab's...I'm ready for some elevation here...

"When I heard 50's bar

You shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house" I thought that line was probably his best line ever, and then he said

"If you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouth" I was like, that was the exact same thing you said in the line before!!!"

"they the papparazi, they the livest posse, kamikaze, nazi nazi, copy papi"
-juelz

nigga that line is hot...it did its purpose

paparatzi merk'd princess diana

kamikazee's bombed perl harbor

nazi's tried to take over the world

and i dont kno what the the fuck copy papi...(might be a typo)

but he compared all them cats wit the NYPD

i think it was rather creative...and importantly, it sounded good.

somebody saying Juelz's lines aren't horrible? Dude he spit that garbage cuz it rhymed, and b4 he started with the kamikazee bullshit he said something about Garbage Set so he comparing them to Diplomats.
Here is another horrible line
"no Neo just me no cleo can see my future if she did i'd shoot her"pure garbage, or u can just pick a line from Juelz's album for more garbage

This was a wack verse from the Grand Champ collection.

" know how to get down, know how to bite,
Bark very little, but I know how to fight,
I know how to chase a cat up in the tree
man, i'll give you cowards the business for messin wit me"

some of cam's shit is koo but this is embarassin..

"beep beep thats the jeep
toot toot thats the coupe, three jeeps
two coupes"


i agreee..the WACKEST

I'm like a hammer that you hold on your hand, I make hits - Noreaga :rolleyes:

i put it in my life da whole damn song

50
 

it was an ok line but really corny at tha same time

any line from Master P and Silk The shocker..

yes agreed they all are dead wack..

give me your pork chop then throw it to me like a shortstop.

If I Spill Drank On MY Clothes I Can Do DAt
It Don't Matter Cause I'll Buy Me Some Mo I Can Do Dat

Damn No1 Said Lil Flip He Is Trash Nething That Comes Out His Mouth Intended FOr Tracks Is Trash

My life couldn't get worse, I wake up with a curse
It's like, fuck, I woke up
Me and my chick just broke up, and I was broke up
-lil rob

i hate all the chicano rappers like him. they are wack stuck on the same 1992 shit. thats why i need to blow up.