Close To Death
 

Have u ever been in a near fatal accident or somethin happend to u where u allmsot died or norowely escaped wit yo ass in one piece

Was jumped and stabbed three times in the back = (

^Thanx for dropping the charges :)

not life-threatening...was jumped by a bunch of taigs last summer, just about got out....n' i nearly killed myself about 5 times while skiing last yr, if that counts....

Skiing that would be a good way to go down :laugh:

lol...my legs were in every shape that week....and there were a few close encounters with various trees...meh, dislocated knee was the worst i came away wit :)

Nope never,

There was this one time when i was at the bus-stop, and this arab came up n hes like got a cigi, n i said " I don't share with Arabs", n he pulls out this gun, im like shit amn calm the fuck down, but then my homie Diddy came up n hes like whats crackin?, n im like get this sand dwelling nigga off me hoe. So Diddy swings him a punch... BUT misses and gets cap shot in his ass. By this time i was like wtfs goin on, so i punch this arab in the face, then his mask fell off n it was Osama Bin Laden.
So im all blowin out cause i had done a few lines of crystal meth, i go wtf you doin here arab, he said he was hiding out and if i rat him in he'll shoot me. So i grabbed his gun, then this black van pulled out and some fuckin' terrosrist crew jumps out all with MP5 Navy's so i drop the gun and be like shit im sorry yo.
But then my crew came passed on their double decker bus and all jump out with rocket launchers. Im like phew lucky these homies came, so DMX be like "back up arabs", and they did then all my homies pulled out their 9 n glocks and start firing while all the arabs pull out their MP5K's and start firing, there was this whole GUN war so im like fuck better run.
Then i wenbt back after finding the closest palce to have a few cones, and all these arabs are lyin on the ground. And all my bois are like yea nucca eat lead.
then is aw that one Arab was still squirming, so i went up with my knife and i was like, what you gonna do know sand dwellin nucca, he jsut started crying, with his tupid arab accent.
Then i put the knife to his throat and said "Would you like to be a crocodile"


Then he died so i walked home and baked a cherry pie :)...

I almost died that day, scary shit.

same happened to me with saddam...but i burryed him in a hole before they could catch im..cus he said hed give me money

almost got hit by a car going like 80 miles an hour i just laughed

^Why

real funny...eurgh

^I wasn't trying to be, why would you laugh if you almost got hit by a car

Cuz im not afraid if i die thats why it was funny

i have once.......... don't remember though

i was talkin about him sayin its funny to nearly die numbnuts

oh :).

And its a disability bareballs

Lol...Well to be honest i've had a lot of near death experiences. Been stabbed in my stomach 4 times with a shank, gun to my head, robbed at gun point, knife to my throat, been jumped about 20 times lol. That was just stuff that happened to me not stuff i did. Pretty much gettin revenge for all of those things was life threatning. What can I say, it's the environment :(

sorry :(

you should get one of those disabled badges then i would of know

I did but then i saw Emerges modding skills so i decided he needed it more than me.

:laugh2:

almost got shot

^what freeposting tosser,,, you're posting in every thread with a one line awnser

Been shot with a pellet gun. :huh:

Menegitis

I bet ure some retarted suburban cracked out whiteboy

i was surfing one day and i got hit of the rocks in deep rough water,, then sucked under by a wave, deep as fuck and everything went mad... thought i was dieing,, then i managed to get to the surface some how... fuck it was harsh!!!

Used to be a really bad sado-masochist and used to jump off of really high buildings and shit. Broke bones, skin, whatever.

I jay walk a lot, got a few close calls with some cars.

Oh yeah, and attempted suicide.

^^ that beats mine......

Yea and i guess you're city dwelling gang banging nigga?

Lucky you, im so jealous

^^ U fag i said that cuz u was talkin like a racist fag, and no I aint no gangbang nigga, thats for idiots wit a IQ about the same number as their age....... and dont call me a nigga u fuckin snowflake

hmm. quite a tense discussion. going back to the actual thread though, i'm lucky enough to have never been remotely injured in neway shape or form. he he. lucky me. apart from my brother did shoot me in the eye with a bb gun, and that put me in hospital for three days. besides that though, nothing. no broken bones or nething.

i almost drown when i was about 3..

nasty. that said, i did frequently almost die of asthma. so i guess i have had near death experiances. nohting since i got rid of it though.

my near death (or it seemed like it) was actually this year (2003) of school... here it goes:

i was in my 4th period class and i was feeling VERY LIGHT-HEADED, so i asked my teacher for a drink... and he sid 'yea, do u feel sick' and i nodded. next thing i know, i went completely blank and i woke up a few hours after that in a hospital...

freaky shit... but im better now... :)

yeah another time..my vision went completely black n i couldnt hear anything but buzzing.. and then my vision went from black to bright white..i thought i was dying..lasted like 2 hours n found myself in a soccer field

how strange. but then, the tedium of soccer can do that to u. what a dull sport. us brits really do come up with some serious shit sometimes.

ok ok me and 3 of my friends were smokin alot of weed with an aqua lung in a hawain hotbox and it was summer and outside it was like scorching hot and then in the hotbox it was like double that lol so we went thur like 5 grams of weed and then it got so hot and i was trippin hardcore from the heat and i couldne see nothin and then i couldnt see everything jus went black but i could still talk and im like guys guys i cant see u hahahah its all black!!!!! then im like im gon get soem fresh air and the last thing i remember is opening the door and next thing they wakin me up on the floor and im lying like 2 feet from the stairs wit my head ringing. i ended up having a concussion and i allmost went down the stairs lol but after i got up i was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo high.....................i stay away from hotboxes now usualy lol

well, i dont smoke, so half-the-shit u just said, i didnt understand... lol. but it seems freaky... lol

lol. ouch. i've never been that unfortunate with nething i've done. guess i'm lucky. with all you people talking about you're seomwhat horrific injuries, i feel kinda left out.