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Rapist Meets His Match! (Hillarious!)
A skinny rapist met his match in an angry,275-pound prostitute, police said. :spit:
Adrian Castillo Ramirez, 140 pounds, allegedly tried to sexually assault a 24-year-old Bakersfield prostitute who was nearly twice his weight. But she took his knife, stripped him naked and paraded him in front of other prostitutes, after asking how many of them had ever been forced into sex at knifepoint. Then she tried to take him -- still naked -- to the police station, reports said. Castillo was charged with failing to register as a sex offender, and with committing forcible sex acts on the 24-year-old and on a 37-year-old woman in a previous incident. He also was convicted of four counts of rape in 1988. Castillo pleaded innocent Wednesday, and is being held in lieu of $250,000 bail, police said. .........LMAO! :laugh2: |
^Finally, you're starting to make posts, I like. Dope, lol.
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Dope..indeed.
Rosey O'Donnel..came to mind. |
lol. that's some funny shit. another funny story (and this is true, before u say i'm crazy or nehting), is this lady mauled a lion when it tried to attack her son. was a circus lion though, so it was probably not in it's prime, but still. how the hell do u maul a lion? bet nobody messed with her when she was pissed after that incident. as for the skinny rapist, bet he'll never do something like that again. dumbass. suprised she didn't cut his balls off or somehting. that would show him.
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WTF^^ LOL How big do u gotta be to maul a LION!!!!???? dear god lol
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..scary thought..don't want to think about it..but..I can't help my self...
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lol. i think the place i read it said she was 'a large woman', and i thin they might have been being nice to her. so probably very. |
Thats funny as hell, LOL... He probably got it and still geting it in jail, LOL...
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Now that's Gangsta!
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What in the hell would have gone though his mind to try to rape some fat ass prostitute that his twice his wait.
*Puff The Magic Dragon* |
^Amen.
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Haaa she was too much for little dude.
That was probably a whole lot of women. lmao |
what exactly does it mean she TRIED to take him to the police station?
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Beginner's mistake. If you need the rush, you go out of town to rape someone.
If you need the lust, you study your victim. Pick a woman close to you that you know is emotionally weak and easily manipulatable. When you rape her, do your best to make sure she doesn't know it's you, but if you like that added rush make sure not to leave any marks on her or and DNA evidence (condoms) and wear gloves. Never rape someone that you know can over power you. That's why not a lot of people are too big on raping men. Yes, raping a heterosexual man is a lot better as they feel more violated, but it's dangerous as men are naturally stronger and more emotionally sound than women. But that's just been my experience. |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Lmfao Lmfao
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I just keep picturing a skinny ass dude getting swung into walls by his ankles.....and a lady that looks like the principal off Matilda is doing the swinging.
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you've been raped before? |
I no sumone whos been raped in prison...
name was Chrit |
....not...funny....it's not rape if he agrees to it..
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He didnt agree to it..i thought it was funny why wud sumone agree to it..wtf
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where the fuck do you get these bullshit news articles?? that onion site?
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LOL. Brilliant. This is 1 dope story
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^^^^LMAO a messed up bloke.
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lol who the hell wants to fuck a 275 pound women....anyways fat women need loving to lol
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I think "attempted rape" should come with a mandatory 5 years! Give the victim enough time to relocate!
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Err... thanks for the rape 101 Necromancer
I dont see how a man can get raped. I'm inclined to believe that 99% of men would be happy to get raped, depending on the looks of the woman thats doing it. |
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::Sneaks up behind wogzta, bends him over, and rapes him:: You're assuming that it's a WOMAN that is going to rape a man. Did you not read the part where I said it is more satisfactory to rape a man anally than a woman because they are more humiliated by it? And even if it was a woman, you're assuming the guy likes women. Or women of that type. What if your grandma went on a sex craving trip and forced your head between her legs, hm? - Dixie Normous... what I do in the privacy of the dog kennal is my own business. |
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~Thanks for this insightful learning experience on how to rape.. :shocked: |
lol.. who's gonna rape a fat chick anyways ?
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