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Insults/Jokes
Ok post a joke or an insult
Insult: Ur so stupid u walked into a grocery store, got lost and starved to death Joke: Wat do u get when u mix a shitzu and a bull dog?? BullShit ur turn |
Stolen from carson jetx2 (this is not a racism joke)!
wat do you call a black man in college .... .... . .... .... . . .. . . . . . . .......... .............................A JANITOR! |
LOL.............anyone else?
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How do you get black people to stop hangin around your house? cut the rope
What do niggers and apples have in common? they both hang from trees Whats the only posotive thing about black guys? their HIV tests |
U racist???????????????
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how do you stop 5 black guys raping a white girl...
...pro basketball |
naw im not racist, i just know racist jokes, and i am a bit of a stereotyper.
how do you fit 1,003 jews into a truck? one in the front seat two in the back, and 1000 in the ash tray |
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Not Funny. |
People get on the net to say shit they wish they could say in real life...
All of that shit was lame (the racist jokes)... -W1 |
racist jokes suck...fat jokes are the illest
your so fat you iron your pants on the driveway.. i know not funny but i a funny way, they are! |
your momma is so fat, she got baptised at Sea World!
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what do u call a mexican baptism?
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Do they have to be insulting jokes or just jokes?!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine! LOL! |
An Englishman, American, and an Irishman were sat atop a skyscraper after a days heavy drinking..
They had drunk many pints.. and the American turned to the Irishman and said 'After 10 pints it's possible to jump off this building and fly for several seconds' The Irishman looked unimpressed..'That's impossible' he said. So the American finished his pint, and proceeded to jump off the building, flying around an opposite tower before returning to the skyscraper with his mates.. 'See' he said.. 'It's easy' The Irishman was exstatic.. 'Here I go he said' He jumped off the building.. and plummeted to his death.. The Englishman turned to the American and said.. 'Fuckin hell superman.. you're a right bastard when ya pissed!! |
Smh@people getting offended at racist jokes.....who cares? The kid dint mean it and he wasnt picking on u individually so dont bitch....
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watever, i say these jokes wherever i go, niggas dont even care when i say em, so who the fuck cares? i make fun of everyone. so dont bitch
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys.. Ref.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys.. Quarterback. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1,000 black guys.. Prison Guard. Jokes are stupid. |
unknown skillz was actually looking for punches!!!
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L.A.STR~E~TZ Isn't Racist...
He Just Hates Blacks... |
2 bananas were sittin on a river bank
then a turd came floatin by and said "come on in the waters fine" then the banana's looked at each other and said "can you believe that shit?" -CHAM |
hehe..
What do you call 40 rednecks in a row? ..A full set of teeth. Jokes are played. |
What do you do when you see a (insert race here) with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.. |
There is a plane full of blondes and one brunette. As they are traveling, the captain announces that the plane is too heavy and one person must sacrifice herself in order for the plane to be stabalized.
After a few moments of silence, the brunette volunteers herself for the sake of saving everyone else's lives. So they all grab onto an over hanging bar and the captain opens the cargo door. The brunette lets go and is sucked out. Then all of the blondes started clapping... Wat's the difference between a Jew and pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven. What did the Nazi's say to a black Jew? Get in the back of the oven. There are two guys driving down the road and they have a truck that is filled with black bowling balls. As they are driving down the road, they come across two black men standing with a bike. They pull over being the Samaratins that they are and offer the two men a lift. The men accept and climb into the back of the truck. Soon enough, a little further down the road the truck is pulled over by a policeman, and the officer approaches the two men asking them if he may check their cargo. Apparently there has been some smuggling reported so they are doing random traffic stops. The men say he may and the officer opens up the back of the truck, and his eyes just grow wide. He runs to his patrol car and radios in screaming, "I got a truck filled with nigger eggs! Two of them's hatched and one's already got a bike!" |
Im god, so bow down my bitch...
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knock kncok
who's there? shut the fuck up bitch ^^ I said that tp this girl that kept tellin these lame ass jokes in the lunchroom..it was funny at the time.. What do you call a dumb animal that bites with fur thats been locked up a couple of times and makes alot of grunts and moans that happens to rhyme? Chrit..w00t.. just kiddin..:) |
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You Seriously Deserve To Die And It Definetly Needs To Be Very Very Slow And Painless. Errrrrr I Hate Pple Who R Happy All The Time!! IDK Any Good Ones But I Know These Ones Why Did The Blonde Fuck A Mexican? The Teacher Told Her To Do An Essay What Are You Considered To Be When You Hate Pple That Run Track??? Race-ist |
wait.....
what do u call a black person in college? Janitor |
yo ppl ain't funny!!! now check out this joke...merks all ya'lls...
Where do fish store der money... IN THE RIVER BANK!!! merking brought to you by Kilo. I'm just 1000x funnier than you. |
what do u call a black person on mars?: a problem
what do u call 100 black people on mars?: a big problem what do u call all black people on mars?: problem solved |
What do you call CarsonJetX2 in the hood with 100 black people holding bats surrounding him?
A broken down jet!!! |
Yo Momma So Ugly, She Died And HAd An Autopsy Over The Phone
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that was so funny I forgot to laugh.. |
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Dman That Suck'd
Hell I suck |
^^ did you get my pm?
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2 Dudes Sittin At A Bar...
1 Looks Over sais I FUCKED YOUR MUTHER Everybody Turns To See What The Other Guy Is Gunna Do About It He Sips His Beer Again I FUCKED YOUR MUTHER He Sips His Beer Again Man Comes Walkin Up, Arnt You Gunna DO Nuthin The Guy Shoes Him Away Guy Stands Up And Yells I FU... DAD YOUR DRUNK SIT DOWN! |
heres a major joke...lol
Three people walked up to the top of a high mounain...A chinese man....a white man...and a black man....Then they got to the top and the devil appeared.. The devil said"jump off the mountain and yell what you wanna be and ill grant your wish!" so the first person to do that was the chinese man...he jumped off and said "i wanna be a dragon" he turned into a dragon...the white man ran said "i wanna be a rock"....didnt jump off the mountain but turned to a rock anyways...the black man said "damn if this is true its my turn!" the black man Ran so fast...SO FAST SO FAST then he was about to say his wish...But triped over The rock aka *Whiteman* and said "HOLY SHITTTTT" devil said..."you sure...oh well wish granted!" black man turned to a pile of shit..... The moral of this story is.....be careful what u wish for...u just might get it! |
^^typos..do you mean to say that the man that said he fucked his mother was his dad?..if so..thats funny..not funny enough to make me grin or smile..but funny..
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What's the difference between a canoe and a jew?
- The canoe tips. |
your dad is so gay, he sweats skittles...
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