Knowledge Test
 

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect.



Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!



On your mark, get set, go...



1: You are competing in a race

and overtake the runner in second place.



In which position are you now?









Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,

you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place,

therefore you are now in second place.





For the next question try not to be so dim.



2: If you overtake the last runner,

what position are you now in?









Answer: If you answered second to last,

you are wrong once again.

Think about it...

How can you overtake the person who is last?

If you're behind them, they can't be last.

You would have been last.


It would appear that thinking

is not one of your strong points.



Anyway, here's another question to try.

Don't take any notes or use a

calculator, and remember,
your replies must be instantaneous.





3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.

Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.

Plus 1000. And plus 10.

What is the total?










Answer: 5000?

Wrong again!

The correct answer is 4100.



Try again with a good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day,

although you should manage

to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:

1. Chacha

2. Cheche

3. Chichi

4. Chocho

5. ????

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?






Think quickly...you'll find the answer below..









Answer: Chuchu?

WRONG!



It's obviously Marie!

Read the question properly.

You are clearly the weakest link.

Goodbye.

i got them all wright, so dont try it.
but good questions espcially the one in last place

WOW the last 2 were killers.........

and i didnt do too good :(

Umm, I got them all right too. They really weren't that hard.


:rolleyes:

The first two were easy. The last two were hard...good find

yeah all corect does that mean i'mma genius?

Way too easy!

Lmao... I ain't gonna lie... 2 outta four...

Still don't get the 5000 one tho...

Got a tight riddle tho.. if anyone thinks they really are that bright..

What am I selling if...

One cost $5
Ten cost $50
but One Hundred cost $500

ok, i actually only got 2 right...that makes me stupid right? or just irresponsible?

You in-bred sisters?

Phone Cards?

hey bustas i was in europ so any body battle me for my comeback make a page and pm me

Fuck outtta here with this stupid ish..................

Sum gud Questions. I got 3 pretty poor but heres 1.

2 fathers an 2 sons went fishing. They each caught a fish but only 3 fish were caught. Howcould this be?

Answer
One is a grandad!!!!

In bred sisters was kinda close... uh.. no..

Not to hard..
But i got the 5000 one wrong.

dunno...anything that costs $5.00. hopefully the anwser isn't a $5 bill. cus that would be pretty sad.

the last place trick question was interesting, but couldn't you have answered that you are in any place other than last place. Since if you are overtaking last place then the only physical explanation is that you must be lapping them, in which case you could be any of the other runners. just a thought.

i got one right.

the reason this happened was cause of those gay intstructions. answer quickly without thinking.
(Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.)

i clearly would of got a higher score...




..yeah right.

numbers.

Numbers?

~cool thread..I'm samrt..I'm a Yale dropout(although I missed all the Q's....)

This is so useless, & i dont know the enlish word for it ..lol..we use a word for it i dont knwo what it is in enlish o.O

i got 3 of em rite

lol i like the mexican family names chucho=in spanish means spanish like pooch so i liked it cause of my pooch :)

lol. yeah you're selling numbers.


i fucking hate riddles.. and anyones who repeats them.

fucking things to make me feel stupid!!!!!!!

although i got the last 1:)

How can you sell numbers?...

Go away Phill!
We dont feel like riddlin now ..
Go riddle ur way out of Herbville..
:thefinger
Still love you :evilgrin:

the 2nd 1 was easy but ya got me....im bein honest
the last 1 was so obvious once the answer was given.....i fell 4 it

i passed the other2 tho...

50% aint 2 bad

LMAO @ kid's thinking they are geniusis for getting this right... Gunman can you do something about that sig, it's lame and just angers me...

Thanks

Oh and yeah I think my daughter came home with the same thing from school some time last year...

I got all except the 2nd one right.

i got them all wrong

i passed these questions on a test in preschool
i failed preschool but i passed tha test

thanks for the test,it was how do you say,really not that creative and easy

lmao...

those questions were stupid i got 4 right..i still dont understand how the 4100 one isnt four thousand....the oen 1000 has nothign in front of it..and should therefore be disregarded....whatever

^^^if you dont get that one... then how did yopu come up with the correct answer smart guy?

The Answer to the 5, 50, 500 question...

is $5.00 GiftCards from Blockbuster Video. Whether that's what you're looking for or not, it's correct. The question is too broad. So, doesn't matter if you're like.."huk huk, nope" cuz I am right...it's just not the answer you want.

Three out of four... the last one got me

why don't you tell us the answer already, you fuck.


damn even the simplest jokes go over peoples heads these days.