close calls
 

shit... a week ago my brother pulls up with a fat joint...begging to we lit it and just started cruisin.. then a cop just goes by us from a driveway.. it goes the other way...but when we get 2 a gas station here's a with his lights n sirens on.. i had the joint in my hand.. might as well consider it a blunt.. i go 2 throw it out that window and it sticks cuz it was freezing rain.. i felt fucked.. so i grabbed the joint from the window n swallowed it.. the cop comes up does his routine thing.. says nothing we have done.. and apparently there was a reason.. he then asks for the weed.. so my brother handed him empty baggies that he could see and kept his quarter bag... i hate that dude.. he prolly jus wanted our weed.. damn cops..


well

does any1 else have any close calls?

You Swallowed It?

word.. i just built up some spit and took the thing down...
if it was any other cop we woulda been fucked so i took it down...
didn't taste it or nothing... but i was kinda a waste of some good bud...
just gave me a lil' buz tho

Lolz...Thats Krazy...

Not really been in a close call. Just get randomly searched. I've prolly been stopped while walking to a store or wherever at gun point by undercovers, and searched and questions right on the street at gunpoint a few times. Basically harassed for whatever reason they say they have. It's pretty normal around here though. Nothing to cry about. They did take my butterlfy knife once.

-W1

They also busted through my back porch door with guns drawn, saying that we were harboring a hit and run guy that shot at the cops. At first they thought it was me and had their guns on me and my brother. Scared my lil sister, but blah @ that. Cops always trippin' around here.

-W1

If you have never ingested weed, then your not a real smoker. I mean everyone has been parinoid to the point of eating the evidence once in thier habbit's life time. Yeah, it's not worth smoking while driving, I had too many close calls, and I have a lot to lose, so I stopped that. You can get around these technical dificulties by making a good batch of cronic butter. I make enough to freeze it, and use it to bake my goods with. Shit you eat a cookie and your good to go, no residue, odors or evidence for the cops. Just be responsible if you have children around, you do not want them munching on the magic cookie. It does the trick and does it ever defeat the limitations on the THC via conventional burning! I mean you can't even come close to the effciency of ingestation when you burn.

Damn thrust.. thats scary.. gotta be one of the closet calls I've ever heard of man..

...... uh yeah..

Wicked.. thats pretty mad.. guns drawn n shit..

Umm.. aint had too many close calls myself..

^but smoking it's the best... i don't even smoke cigs but weed i love smokin... and i live iwth my parents(still in school) so it's not too often that i can sit at home and smoke.. most of the time i go hang out with friends n smoke while cruising... i live in a pretty small city. then rural areas around.. so it ain't too risky when ur on back roads

Lmao.. right..

*Edit ( for below) - Its sarcasm*

^well technically... you wouldn't be a smoker at all.. cuz u wouldn't be smoking it

anyone ever smoked out a hooka?

not a bong, a REAL hooka, they are pretty dope

Kinda a tube where you control the rush with your hand?

^???
What happened to a good ol' blunt?...

-W1

Strange as it might sound.. I've never had a blunt.. cigar wise etc..
We use papers in odd multiples.. strip a ciggarete down etc...

bongs > blunts

blunts > joints

joints > bowls

bowls > than nothing at all

Yeah.. I used to be a major bonghead... they wreck me now tho..
We also got shit weed compared to bud.. compressed resin etc.. still good.. but not as good..
Check this out..

u better get those stems outta there

Lol.. its the ciggarete tobacco man..

Notice the rolling mat also.. I've never been able to roll a decent joint.. those things work wonders..

Lmfao....Word...I thought it was weed too, but that shit is waay too brown. Lol@ a rolling mat. My hand are all I need.

-W1

Shit.. lmao..

The brown stuff is weed.. its what alot of Uk peeps smoke.. its basically resin etc.. compressed..
Cheaper than bud by far.. does the exact same thing.. but a heavier high..
I'm surprised many US peeps don't smoke it..

*In pic... its covering the centre, most.. of the tobacco..*

lmfao! People in the Uk are crazy.

-W1

i dont smoke but i was riding my bike to chuckie cheese...
and the people rolled up next to me on some trick bike...
we was bout to drag but he pulled out a glock...the thing is...
i almost got shot 8 times like 45 cent....

smoking is bad also

smoking cigs is worse than bud...
don't make me go on about the reasons

and damn... what do u UK people smoke lol

too many to jot down.

for the curious: last week.. i got caught urinating in public, and i had a warrant. for some reason it didn't come up on their computer.. and if they would of searched me i would of been fucked.

i never had any trouble, shit, bobbys ove here are pretty stupid, me an my mates was in manc an we walked past them, an they didn't even realize, it was pretty busy but you could tell people knew.


i got caught for public urination, lol, nothing happeded they just sed put it away if it happen agen you will get it on r record, an its embarrasing. blah blah


UK theres mostly reisn, but you can get skunk an bush prtty easily!!

^ funny.

i got a summons (a ticket). that was the 3rd one this year alone. i hate pigs.

on the last one... they bitched that i didn't stop peeing..after i saw them. i politely responded.. how am i going to stop, once i started, officer.

got court, next week.

lmao why would yoo swallow a joint

it`s legal here to have skunk =)

damn.....................i rarely smoke ever........i feel...alone

lmao why would yoo swallow a joint

it`s legal here to have skunk =)


well.. it's not legal here.. and if i woulda known that the cop was just going to be an ass and take the weed and not report anything or whatever i wouldn't have.. but i paniced and got a lil nervous and i thought it was the best way 2 get out of it lol

i almost got raped in prison

but then i got him first

^what a champ

even if he did catch yoo with it yoo could of said it was just personal possession and yoo would have most likely got a way with it, being such a small amount

^^^the reason im so fuckin fat

even if he did catch yoo with it yoo could of said it was just personal possession and yoo would have most likely got a way with it, being such a small amount


well i would have done that.. but my brother had a quarter bag on him...
he just handed him an empty baggy

i had a close call..

i phoned my neighbour

Cops are so lazy around where I live, They get called cuz me and my friends are on the roof of my building, and they thought we were smoking..I live across the street from a precinct. What do they do? Come in a Helicopter. But we were walking my friend home so we were already at the corner, all you see is the helicopter circling the roof. But when there was a shootout, it took them a good half hour-45 minutes to get there, and it was on the other side of my block!! So yeh, maybe its just the ones that live around here, And they don't go after much big, they give my friend 5 tickets for riding a Motor scooter. They don't do SHIT, and most are assholes, anyone in New York knows about those tickets they were giving out earlier in the summer. With the dude sittin on the crate and the pregnant chick?

they won`t arrest yoo for having an empty bag

the specialist branch ..

The Polythene Patrol may..

Walked into a high school dance totally trashed. smiled and waved at two teachers and the principal and started dancing. Looking back, i'm surprised they didn't suspect anything, and it probably was the fact that i didn't totally avoid them that saved my ass.