Wise Quotes
 

What R some Wise Quotes you've read/heard?

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
--Mark Twain

First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
--Mark Twain

Do not attempt to do a thing unless you are sure of yourself; but do not relinquish it simply because someone else is not sure of you.
--Stewart E. White

Kites rise highest against the wind -- not with it.
--Sir Winston Churchill

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability.
--John Wooden

God gave you certain strength and certain weaknesses, the key to life is winning that battle
--My Grandma

I'll BRB with more after i hear what ya'll say

"There are times when silence has the loudest voice"
-Mike Bibby

(you jacked me for it madman)

"I'mma a mirror image of my society, don't kill me, fix the mirror"
-Tupac

"Look at a rose that grew out of concrete, instead of looking amazed and showing appreciation that a rose grew somewhere with no chance, you look at the fact i have a torn stem and a few thorns missing, and that i'm leaning to the side"
-tupac

i was unhappy cos i had no shoes, till i met a man who had no feet.

not sure who said it though...

Speak softly and carry a big stick.
-Roosevelt.

Take the anology of a tree growin in Brooklyn..yadda yadda yadda..and it will soon come to an end but leavin behind all the seeds to grow..or some shit like that..
The into to the Black Album..

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

^^that one is good

"But why is all the rum gone?!?!" Captain Jack Sparrow...

"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has been widely regarded as a bad decision, and has made a lot of people very angry."
-Douglas Adams

"There is an art, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in being able to throw yourself at the ground....and miss"
-Douglas Adams

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
-Douglas Adams.

^^ all of those were just too funny and witty:rolleyes:

"Music is more powerful than any drug. It is an escape from the harshness of reality; a way to confide in oneself and vent one's emotions freely."-Tony Williams

"Love is like a game of hearts, play your cards as well as possible, hope for the best, and pray to God that once hearts are broken it's not you that ends up with them."-Me

"Dnt judge me if u dnt no me" - 2Pac (ithink)

"You look about as happy as a fag with a bag full of dick"

Drill Sergeant Dickens, Bravo 2/47 INF, Fort Benning Georgia...

"Those who wander are not always lost"
-J.R.R. Tolkien

"I do not agree with what you say, but i will fight to the death to have the right for you to say it." (close to somethin' like that)
-Voltaire

i got more, just not at the moment

"Quit Following Me" - Girl From Party :(

" ahha - Clowned " - Kost

"I must have told like 50 guys that they were cute"
-Dez

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
- Al Capone

"If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance."
- George Bernard Shaw

keepin it real dumb
- a wise man who i forgot - but he changed his name to thesis

"if ya dont know a quote..make one up"

- Me

"Love is supply and demand and we rationalize the rest"
-Anonymous

"Live Everyday Like It's Ya Last Movie Because After Death There's No Sequal"

"if you want to sit with me and talk about existance, we'll need more than 15 minutes"
-You all know who

doing stupid shit like that will get you banned quick....have a nice day

life is a fruit machine-u hit the jackpot once in awhile but you're still left with emprt pockets

dont go looking for answers..when u dont know the questions

cliche but just as effective: "if you stand for nothing, you'll fall for everything"

"The Reputation Of 1,000 Years May Be Determined By The Conduct Of One Hour..."
-Japanese Proverb

-a young man may die, but an old man must-
Benjamin E. Mays.

"Man At Airport Who Go Through Security Check Point Sideways Is Going To Bangkok."
-Some Chinese Dude

lmao^....old

"If you have to insult someone, Do it well..."
-Anon

"Genorosity creates selfish people"
-Anon

You will always miss 100% of the shots you never take

^i swear by it...

I used to have a handle on life, But then it broke.

Friends are forever, we seem to forget that.

Where honor dies, defeat lies.

Be your self, Every one else is taken

Pride is temporary, Pain is forever.

all of them are anonymous

"Dazasta's Quotes Are Gay..."
-Me

“I am in love with every woman I have ever met.
I hate some women so much. but I think about them all the time because they are so vile, repulsive, and overall icky, that i can't deny that I am infatuated with their ickyness.” - Maven


That sums up my life.

"Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided
missiles and misguided men." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"Tough times dont last, tough people do." - Me

Masturbation is an all season sport

There is something for everyone, but not everything is for someone.

you are gay... :shoot:

"I saw a bumber sticker one day that said "Live each day like it's the last day of your life" so i took this advice and slept on it. I woke up the next day quit my job, dumped my girlfriend, and slapped a cop. After my day was done I went to bed. When i woke up the next day i was hoping to see a bumber sticker that said "Live today like you lived yesterday as the last day of your life""

--Some guy of comedy central