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Humans Aren't The Only Fucked Up Species...
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How...weird...of you to find this for us.
Uh...Thanks? |
LoL, no problem.
Just thought I'd share the fact that homosexual necrophiliac ducks do exist. :thumbup: (Shit would make a dope topic for Jerry Springer: Pet Edition) |
This was really weird..but good research though..
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I would appreciate it in future if you did NOT post your fetishes in EI.
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Maybe he owed him some doe, and he was just looking for it...for 75 minutes.
Maybe he was a drag duck (badoom-ching). Seriously, you can't apply human psychology to animals, I mean can YOU tell a male duck from a female??? They don't have porn to show you what to do, and who to do it with! lol |
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Wasn't really a fetish, just something I found weird and interesting. However, if you consider it in any way erotic, that's your own business. Quote:
LoL, so you are saying.. without porn you would randomly start humping dead men found in morgues? :hump: |
Ha. Omg. Freaky
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Mallard always seemd like a gay term to me!
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That Is Very Very Strange Ive Never Seen Anything So Horrifying Yet Sexy At The Same Time LOL JK
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wow...gay birds
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LoL, no idea.. but that comment actually made me laugh. It's just so, blatent. :laugh: |
wwwoooooaaaaahhhhhhhhh....
holy shit....gay ducks? thats pretty sik shit man...... how u find this?? |
It's something to do with extrapolation from the "normal" mindset of the average Anas platyrhynchos specimen, either by means of nature or nurture. Juxtaposition with human psychology, outside of compulsion and abnormal application of it, will turn up few answers.
But seriously, that's fucked up shit. But kinky in a homo-necrophiliac way. ...I guess. |
lol at the ducks, the homapide is grownin!!!! DUCKS WILL BE SINGIN Y.M.C.A SOON.
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^That's how most fetishes start. Bird fucker. ;) |
"An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes" musta been one horny asses duck....
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There are examples of homosexual tendancies amongst other species. It has been documented in rats, primates (other than humans), lambs and other species. My friend has two pet rats, they are both male. One of them LOVES to try and hump the other. The other likes female rats only because he starts screaming, lol. And no, I'm not joking.
As for necrophiliac tendencies, wow, that's just whack. :help: |
Duck Rape...
Anything will catch on these days... It will soon be a trend... Damn them! Damn those ducks!!! |
fuck a duck!
what a wierd yet absorbingly interesting piece of news still.. at least any sorrow for the dead duck is lost cos it was raped after dying dignity intact..at least in its own mind |
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But I thought that to start a fetish you must be sexually intrigued, which I'm not. :( *Goes to download Duck's Gone Wild* |
may i suggest going into the attic for a spot of Duck Hunt?
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how did u get this...and duck hunt was a hott game for nintendo
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That Was Really Fucked...
How Did You Find That...? |
ducks are just weird and creepy in general. they have names like mallard and blue footed booby, i mean wtf? and quack? what kind of noise is that? if quacking isn't homosexual then i don't know what is...
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if quacking isn't homosexual then i don't know what is...
u? |
i've seen gay dogs in my neighborhood too
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Ewwwy.
Gay Birds. |
Ducks are super!
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Alright this is messed up....but ive witnessed a duck rapping...
I think i was like 16 and at my granparents 50th anniversary......Anways it was right by this pond and i swear like 10 male ducks were jumping on this female chick(duck whatever)...i felt bad for that girl duck......She fought hard but didnt make it they all got the best of her true story -1- |
that shit is kinda sick but funny...................haha............*1*
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End, how did you find this if you don't mind my asking? I mean, were you searching for gay necropheliac ducks, or was it the product of a bad porn search? j/k
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FGEE i told you!! dont! ,..GEEZ!
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