holy shit.. olsen twins
 

http://www.enduringvision.com/archives/olson_twins.htm

Olson Twins To Star In "Mature" Movie
by Josh Righter

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson -- better known in the entertainment industry and to millions of preteen girls across America as simply the "Olson Twins" -- will soon make their debut in the more "mature" movie market, a move that has drawn both praise and controversy from both fans and others in Hollywood.

The gigantic popularity levels enjoyed by the twins are certainly no accident; first being recognized as the adorable Michelle on the long-running TV sitcom "Full House", the two have gone on to appear in almost twenty feature films, two other television shows -- one currently still producing new episodes and the other being shown in syndication -- books, video games, clothing, breakfast cereals, disease inoculations, and more.

However, the upcoming mature film they are starring in -- a movie entitled "Wild Riders" that details the misadventures of the girls as they traverse across the nation -- is a significant departure from their previous preteen oriented, optimistic, boy-crazy fare, something that former co-star Bob Saget sees as a "big mistake".

"They've found what they're good at, what makes them money, what brings in popularity," said Saget in an interview at his trailer in the back of a California dump, where he currently resides. "I'm not sure if this 'mature' movie thing is a good move, career-wise."

Saget then pleaded with our reporter to lend him money, and eventually had to be escorted away by police.

But John Stamos, another former costar of the twins, isn't concerned with the career of the girls, but rather the reaction of their fans to the new movie.

"They've got loads of preteen girls worshipping at their feet," he said. "What are those girls going to do if they get a load of the new movie? Are they going to emulate the twins' behaviour?"

Stamos added that his wife is "really hot".

Certainly, Stamos' point is viewed as valid by many parents across the nation; "Wild Riders", which received an "R" rating, is not intended for children, as demonstrated by an early press screening that the Enduring Vision was able to attend.

"Hey, you sexy bastard," Mary-Kate purrs lasciviously to a stranger in one scene of the movie. "Are we going to fuck, or are you going to be an asshole?"

"Die, motherfuckers!" screams Ashley in another scene, shooting several innocent people in the faces with a shotgun and sporting a shirt that reads, "Osama bin Laden Is Awesome".

In their defense, the twins said in a press conference that they "can't be held responsible" for what their fans choose to do, and that their new movie is a "natural" evolution of their careers.

"We can't, like, stay kids forever," Ashley said. "And to be honest, me and my sister are just kind of tired of doing movies where we travel to other continents, get into all kinds of trouble caused by our bubble-headed attitudes and complete lack of self-respect with regard to the opposite sex, cleverly devise a way to capture crime-ring leaders, and win the hearts of our objects of affection, who are almost as vacuous as we are."

But the twins' statements may not be enough to ease the concerns of parents of preteen Olson fans.

"I don't want my daughter wanting to emulate those girls now," said one Wisconsin mother firmly. "I wish they'd just go back to the days of vapid, shallow behaviour that undermines the intelligence and integrity of real role models and gives little girls a set of values dictated by the opinions of others and what clothing is currently trendy.

"Now that," added the mother, "is something my daughter can aspire to."

lol. they couldn't take shit slow. they went from like 400 G rated movies right into "Are we going to fuck, or are you going to be an asshole?"

well what's their roles on this.. what's making it a "mature" film
they gon' be fucking? well if so.. my hands fucking myself whenever it comes out

lol

I think they are super ugly...now Hillary Duff's FINE~~~

LMAO.

Maybe not...Maybe when they were talking about Lolipops, it was a metaphor.



I want them naked, damn it!

naked in my pressence

I figure the likeliness of this happening is very slim...so naked on screen will do.

not like i think it's going to happen

but it's always nice 2 imagine...

^nah

read my custom text...now take out tha wiz....thats what you are ;)

did you guys read the whole things? its not real, lol. look at the webpage, it says something like, a webpage of comic satire and love or something. that bob saget thing was funny though

^^^word up, they are super fine

on the other hand, i think hillary duff is super ugly

i'd still bang hillary..

LMAO... i just saw that hahahhaha

LMFAO... This was not serious, right? Please tell me this shit isn't serious. LMFAO.

it isnt serious

yo this is funny

first of all
the olsen twins are hott
hilary duff is hotter

i will marry hilary duff one day

but this is funny shit

This is hilarious, seriously. What the fuck is the movie about, seems funny as hell though foreal. Good to see them in a movie that's actually watchable.

bob saget is a fag, he is just jelious that they had a better carrer then him.

and who is he to talk about changing what they were know for when, when he is on half baked talking about sucking dick for crack.

FUCK BOB SAGET! YOUR NOT COOL BITCH!

thats the dad on full house right?

kill urself hoe.
:P never speak
that name in threads.
speaking this name
will automatic rule
to death sentence
in real life.
....never again.

im guessing that u think that hilary duff is ugly^^^

just a pure guess lol

hillary duff > aesop rock.

The thing is, Bob Saget probably does live in a trailer behind a dump.

That whole Saget paragraph was hilarious. Him talking about how to maintain a career. lmao

WoW i would love to see the twins in some fuck action fuck mann i would fuck them 4 free they baging.......................

Wowgood thread mann now im fucking horny thinking about that....................

^^^calm down tiger

and no way this is real
but it did make me smile

Tell Me You Wouldnt Get Alittle Happy If U See Them Girls Naked............??

this is bullshit just so you all know, yes it would be great, but it aint gon happen, at least not right when they turn 18

^^^not too long till that happens my friend...

and no... i got this from a website which i dont think is very reliable

This is definetly fake

this is fake. if you couldnt tell by the outrageous accusations of bob segat living in the back of a dump then you are retarded. the twins arent even 18, so the law wouldnt let them do it, no matter what fans/parents/co-workers said. i jsut lost respect for everyone who responded to this thread thinking it was real.

Word^ It's like the Onion...I dunno if thats printed nationwide..but its a newspaper that runs fake articles for fun

they need to just make pron already....

yo if one of them asked me to bang them...i'd definately do it

yea mary kate and ashley are rly hott id bang um in a second i cant wait 2 see this "mature' movie whew

Lmao...Thats The Funniest Article I Ever Read...!

Judging by that shit there it seems to me that this shit is fake. But anyway it would still be great if it was true.

yeah ... "mature" puh-leeeze

yea.