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Best Punches ever...
post up the best punch u've seen in Text..
i just seen this one in frontlines..Austeeno vs Adebisi.. this punch was from Austeeno..shit was hard hittin and just wrecked shop...peep Aight Adebisi, your rhymes are whack and mine are faster than a mitsubisi// You better stop eatin those doritos, fritos, and lays shit was fire...i'ma use this line in my next battle...keep up the good job :) |
OH SHIT! THAT JUST INSPIRED ME TO START WRITING A BOOK!
dopeness! must be PT_got reincarnated |
lmao at the pointlessness of this thread
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"and then the guy said...."theres two of us...which one"...."
-excerpt from random comedians autobiography |
^unfortunately..either i just don't get that...or there was no humor in
that whatsoever...:(....sorry... |
Nice Punches...
Goes To Show All The Dope Textcees We've Got Here...;) |
Yeah..I peeped that battle
That was by far tha best punch I was feeling that....sheesh..so elevated :rolleyes: |
yeah whatever... give me another post...
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I seen a couple.. but ill edit this post if i see more..
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not to mention the complexity and rhyme scheme of the punch
good shit 13th...that one had me in aw.. i be back with some dope ass punches from the frontlines.. |
yea its an ok punch, lil complex tho!!! ill have a look for some know!!
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& they dont just have the dopest punches..
The dopest names too :) |
yh man....punch is kool...
"i leave you confused like blind lesbians in fish markets" that was saladins punch from a long while ago in a battle vs. me.... that line amazed me....its brilliant |
lol at doritos and lays
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I THINK THIS BAR IS KIND OF DOPE, IT A LINE OF MINE WHICH I WAS GOING TO USE ON CARSONJET BUT THE BATTLE DIDNT GO AHEAD,
carson is now in The executive bar dancers^ <DUCKIN AROUND MY BARS hasn't *flown* as good, caught carson*JET* cancer |
^^a fair punch.....wudda killd carson.....prolly'
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That punch was shit...
....sorry |
confused like blind lesbians in fish markets?..
pure genious |
When Ivan that Russian hit Apollo Creed....
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ill fuck you like U the letter in the alpahbet!
^ dopeness as dopeness could be |
Hey tyler shut the hell up, battle me bitch!!!
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dope.. The first punch was wack.. real wack.. |
^um....
*doesn't get the clue* |
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That Line Just Inspired Me To Start Back Battling... |
Huh?
Someone explain it to me... Umm.. I don't get it at all... Kinda messed up.. I mean no-one could get this punch, when it was so simple.. Azz rolls with a tight street click.. honestly, he says.. it's true.. .. He still hasn't managed to get that pin outta his shoe.. |
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probably cuz there is no humor to it... it was meant to be that way... punchlines are for battle emcees and comedians.. im sick of em.. |
and alot fo these punchlines yall are postin are horrible... especially the inital one that started teh thread... if you rapped that no one would fuckin understand it at all....
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A good one I'd heard was..
Your words wouldn't be backed with muscle if they were tattooed on your bicep.. etc... something like that.. |
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some one should ban him, the punch i liked is one i heard on soundclick im ahead of my time, like my watch is slow! |
horrible punches
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i love you syntax
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one time at some party i battle this kid who kept callin me white
so i says you act like i can't rap cause i don't got any color but my kid will be black after i'm done fuckin your mother not really a punch, but still funny. |
actually..thats not funny...and sucked
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^ lol.. not at the punch, but at 13th.. lol.. but it did suck..
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will run u over like a bulldozer making u 2D except for ur fake tities coz they will just pop right up
^"silencerr" dopest audio battler ever |
lmao...thats funny
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i know.....how do ya come back to that..... i got merkd in one line....lmao does anybody rememba saladin?? |
^^ no but i remember you loseing on that line. shame!!!
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I remember Saladin..
Biter. |
U beating me how U figure even if I threw this -Ignorant Donkey off an Air Plane
U still wouldn’t be a -Fly Ass Nigga- < funny punch…. As for complex…some kat way back battle an asian kid was on HHAP… Said some ish like “Who cares about -Youth In Asia- {euthanasia} was pretty funny |
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