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Best Diss LINES of all time
"Watch as i 'murda' this wannabe G-Unit wit THE INC" ----yours truely against some herb wit a Gunit Tee-shirt on
"Thats a one hot album every ten year average" Hov vs. Nas "Put it together i rock hoez ya'll rock fellaz" Nas Vs. Hov 'this lil nigga named Nas think he live like me, talking bout he left the hospital took five like me' Pac Vs. Nas cuz it was 100% true 'when i was pushing weight back in '88 you was a ballarina i got the pictures i sent ya' Jay when he ended Mobb Deep's career 'nigga digg this i'm bout to sun kiss like the soda' Beanie Siegel vs. Jadakiss 'now when i met you was all on my dick, Jay gave you his old Bentleys now you on some shit' Jada vs. Beans 'here lies 50 who snitched on many, the half a dolla who nickeld and dimed and died like pennies' ja Rule vs. 50 'I'mma bout a dolla what tha fuck is 50 Cents' Jay vs. 50 (won they battle wit one line compared to 50's 2 songs) I shall be back wit more my children (gotta dig in tha crates for tha old skool shit like KRS one vs. MC Shan) |
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"u Bout To Really Make Me Hurt U Kiss Spittin Candy Bars This Nigga Sweeter Than A Hersey Kiss" Jada&seigel
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"And niggas can't stand you sigel, and your flow is mine anyway, so dont bite the hand that feed you"~~Jadakiss Dissin Beans
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"thats why i fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"
Its not even funny, just a raw straight diss............. " you gimmie the cash, you put the hotdog down" Fuck quoten who put um, if you dont know leave this site.... |
^^ first is em vs. whitey ford
other is 50 dissin missy elliot in "how to rob" (and im 14) |
'whats funny Jason u really think u grimmy 2 and everybody like you better in that shiny suite' Beanie Siegel Vs. Jada
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Dilated, go ask your people how I leave ya
with your three CD's, nobody sees, when they released Eminem vs. Everlast, Quitter not that eminem even had to, becuase whitey ford cant rap, but eminem put everything he had into the whole song to make it what i believe (remember everyone has different opinions) the best diss song ever |
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First off thats sad.. i think your to young to be listenign to ish like that and yoru wrong it was tupac hit um up.. now leave this site, and study for school its a hell of a lot more important. |
You're a rap boy band...and you testing me now?
You a group with one star, like Destiny's Child I'm a solo artist, you're just one of the crew, Fans come up to you like "Which one is you?!" Who cares if you been on tour, you don't come off Nigga, all you do is run on stage and run off All from Shit on You, by Royce against D12's Bizarre, illness |
these are all very gay, except the royce lines.
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royce took that lmao
"youre not worth the effort like fucking an obese lepper you aint hot, youre more like "please pass the pepper''"-Sir bustalot VS me |
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OH SHIT HE HAS A PIPE IN HIS SIG!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! |
am i offending you with the pipe in my sig, im actually trying to get someone to make me a sig with the pipe on it and some more shit but no one is
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I Like That Beanie Sigel Line...
"Nigga Digg This I'm Bout To Sun Kiss Like The Soda" One Of His Doper Lines... |
yea bsegal is hot son..... i like nas comin at jay-z
foxy got u hot cause you she kept your face in her puss/ what u think u gettin girls no cause of your looks/ |
I'll 'burn down an orphanage' just to bring 'heat to you bastards'!~Immortal Technique
In case you don't remember me i'll run-ya-brain-around-the-block to jog-ya-fuckin-memory!~Eminem You couldn't make the crowd 'throw-up-their-hands' if they 'swallowed-their-fingers'!~Eminem 'Mayonaise-color-Benz', i push 'Miracle-Whips'!~Kanye West Im 'So-Nice' i should win an award for 'Most-Friendly'!~Juice You can't 'Freestyle', your 'Screwed-off-the-top', like 'Bottlecaps'!~Diabolic I show no 'Cum-Passion', like havin a 'Straight-Faced-Orgasm'!~Diabolic 'Beleive-in-Yourself', like 'God-Goin-to-Church'!~Whyte-Out I wouldn't 'Hop-on-a-Track-With-You', doin 'One-Legged-Sprints'!~Whyte-Out Those are a few nice ones.. |
Accidently posted twice
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"I'll make you feel my 'presence' like blind children on Christmas" and "..knock out so much teeth the Tooth Fairy said fuck it and brought a Mastercard.."
-Warbux "this kid 'openly gaye' like Marvin at his autopsy" -Some kid I know "Seriously, you got more gay thoughts than Elton John's dreamcatcher" -Some other kid I know "this kid'll get bout as much 'props' as low budget films" -Once again some kid I know |
"ask Beavis, i get nothing "Butt-head"
"you could come outta my ass, and you still wouldnt be "shit" "ill stick a heart in your verse, to put life in your music" |
ja rule to eminem,
"Em ya claim ya mothers a crack head, and kim is a known slut, so whats haily gonna be wen she grows up" prob not the best but i like it!!! |
Dre to ja rule or jermaine dupree I forget which
"..you'd have to jump and swing up just to hit me in the knees.." Had me rollin' |
"You won't be laughin when your hosted by tha ghost of Christmas Pass...
--You won't be laughin when your blow up doll's got a headache and won't give up tha A$s..." Aesop Rock... not necessarily a diss but could be murkin daily if he wanted to... |
Simply talking to me you are ‘flirting wit death’ and if you don’t give it to me I’ll get mad and take what I want like Kobe Bryant wit a white Chick/
This kid i know, when tha Kobe shit was brand new You agreed to ‘battle’ now you must Sit and Witness your ‘deplored’ ‘frontlines’ fall to Shit forcing you to hide like Sadaam in Conflict/ See I refuse to let this ‘boy’ leave without getting ‘touched by greatness’ like this thread was Neverland Ranch/ Another Site |
ima leave ya upside down pussy....wat ya throwin is upside down pussy(dynasty sign)
styles p vrs jayz how ya gonna talk that pac shit when u roll wit big beanie vrs jadakiss u made it a hot line..i made it a hot song jayz vrs nas |
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I feel ya I feel ya, good dis |
'How dare you try to throw rocks at the thrown/I would respect you but ya lyrics have taking a downfall since Pun has been gone" Jay Z at Fat Joe after Joe dissed him (that shit was hilarious i'm still looking 4 a fucking CD wit that on it)
'mad at me cuz i kick that shit real niggaz feel/While 99 percent of ya fans wear high heels' Canibus at LL |
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LLs come back was better "Dont nobody give a fuck about Canibus(why?)/ Cuz 99 percent of his fans... dont exist/" |
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God, you're a fag. Why would you quote your own line as one of the "best disses of all time"? You're a retard. Plus, that line sucked. It was a feeble attempt at wordplay by playing off of Murder Inc. That line is like me saying "I'm rocking fellas more than Memphis Bleek". Pathetic. |
lol ^^^
that diss nas did to Jigga, the one of the panties and braws lol... but the jigga line that said, "U made it a hot line... i made it a hot song" is true also the one of "Im bout dollaz, who da fuck is 50 cent" Lol like some nigga said in one line he outshined anything 50 thought up but even though this aint a diss, aint no diss song that can compare to "I fucked yo bitch, fat mothafucka" lol everybody knows that song |
"but you know what the fuck I think is just pathetic and gay
when niggaz speculate what the fuck 'Pac would say you don't know shit, about a dead mans perspective and talking shit will get your neckbone dis-conn-ected"- Immotal Technique diss shady reocrds and murder inc "Daaamn homie, in high school I beat the shit out of you and your man homie your girl wanna blow me and don't even know me she lonely and she thinks your a phony I take a piss on a development deal from Sony, or Def Jam cuz your like all of the rest man this ain't a verse it's shit talk at the end of the song and you can suck a dick if you think I ended it wrong fuck you and I'm gone, ha ha ha"- Imoortal Technique diss 50 |
yo nelly,you claim youre universal, but youre whole style sounds like an nsyn'c commercial-Krs 1 something luike that to nelly
nearing 50 years old, youre dadys on his deathbed youre never gunna go gold, some d12 member to benzino |
dis is da funniest diss i would hafta say.. is when busta rhymes is on da 'hail mary' track wit eminem and 50 cent (i think its 50)..
"i think about the game, what its like and, 'what would it be without you'".. (da 'what would it be without you' part is mockin ja rules 'put it on me'.. "what would i be without you) dat was funny... it had me rollin.. da dude producin and recordin it was laughin so hard you can hear dem in da track.. |
'I son illiterit's so fucka Wrekonize'
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now you learn why crackers never earned a dime
cause u suck motherfucker u should learn to rhyme if you dont know who did this, leave. |
"Battlin Me Cuz I Pity This Kid, He Can't Do Shit With Text
Come On, Even His Get Up And Go.. Just Got Up And Left!" - Sureal |
well hold on i need work!
u dont feel me but yet still gotta a whyte out T shirt sorry love that line. |
First Off Fuk your Songs And That Shit You Sang,Diss My Wife But At Least I Got A Bitch You Gay,You Claim To Be A Muslim But You Irish White So Fuck You Fatboy Drop The Mic Lets Fight. Eminem Vs Whitey Ford (Quitter)
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blast you wit 45 ball/
make somersault/ canibus to ll coolj gay-z and cockafella records wanted beef/ nas to jay-z dont act like the white dog wont bite you/ me and halie dance to your songs,ja we like you/ eminem to ja rule they want us to increase the peace/ but the only peace increased is when your deceased/ obie trice to ja rule this guy aint my buddy/ hes not even good enough to be my understudy/ juice to supernatural first your askin stupid ass questions like can i live?/ 50 cent to jay-z i dont really want to hurt no feelings/ put the mic down and walk away/ you could still have a little bit of dignity/ eminem to benzino go ahead slap my mom, slap the fuck out of her/ she cant sue you, she wouldnt get a buck outta ya/ cuz your broke as fuck, you suck/ these r the ones i remember. |
50 got on ja alot in the mixtape circuits
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