Lets All Get to know one another
 

Fact is i'm running out of shit to make fun of you kids about, so by all means help me out


Real First Name(don't do full names)-Tyree
Nicknames-Fuck Nicknames
DOB-July 24,1984
Places lived-Alexandria,Virginia Evansville Indiana High Point North Carolina Ramstein Germany RAF Daws Hill London Atlanta Georgia
POB-Indianapolis Indiana
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Victoria's Secret is always good
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Ass
Fav. Color-Red,Black
Fav. Clothing Line-Dalinkwent
Dream Job-Get Paid for doing not a damn thing
Most Emberressing Moment-Pants came down while executing a jump shot in the finals of a tournament, wouldn't of been bad if i didn't have Boxers with the door open and moms flashed the camera right when they slide past the knee caps on accident.
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-I'd say 7.5 if i don't try, numberless if i do, haven't tapped in2 half my potential yet
Fav. Emcee of all time-Tupac
Fav. Actor of all time-Pacino
Fav. Movie of all time-Cooley High, Scarface
Fav. Show of all Time-Cosby, Martin
Fav.Sport-Basketball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport-Magic, Iverson, and of course Jordan
Fav.Team-'96 Bulls
Fav. Author-Fiction=John Grisham i only read biographies for non fiction so it never matters who wrote it

Real First Name - Gabriel
Nicknames- Gab
DOB- Aug 18,1982
Places lived-NYC All My life
POB - Above
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-N/A
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Face
Fav. Color- absense of color
Fav. Clothing Line-Gap
Dream Job- succsesful actor
Most Emberressing Moment- Ha Ha Ha
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- Out of a possible 10, i say im about a 2.5....2.896 if i try

Real First Name - Tom
Nicknames - Tomo
DOB- April 27, 1985
Places lived- Hackney in london, Manchester, Reading
POB - Wellington london
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with - Would much rather have my girlfreind do it, lotion from natural sources
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Face
Fav. Color- Blue
Fav. Clothing Line-Evisu
Dream Job- Famous Bassist
Most Emberressing Moment- Not a chance
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- as a bassist about seven and a bit...as a textcee lol lower than i would like to say.

Real Name: Jason
Nick Name: Cuban aka Ace
D.O.B: 6,26,78
Fav Color: Blue..any kind of blue
Fav Movie: Gone 60 seconds
Fav Sports: Football
Fav lotion to well you know: None My women uses baby oil on me
Fav author : Shakespeare .
Fav clothing line: Ecko, akademix, North Face.
Fav body part on opossite sex: The womens eyes.
Dream Job: When I start to draw portraits in my house and get paid for it.
I am currently starting it.
Fav Team: Giants
Most embarrassing moment: When I farted in the 3rd grade and everyone was looking
At me however I played it off and told them my best friend did it..lmao

peace

Real First Name(don't do full names)-Franklin
Nicknames-Fuck Nicknames
DOB-March 25, 1985
Places lived-Bleh, a few places in Queens and Orange,NJ
POB-Jamaica Queens
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Curel, cause its nearby
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Ass
Fav. Color-Black, then red
Fav. Clothing Line-Sean Jean?
Dream Job-Pro Basketball Player
Most Emberressing Moment-Got beat up by a guy i shouldnt have lost too (he was small weak, and came off as gay)
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-8.5 text, 8 real life
Fav. Emcee of all time-Nas
Fav. Actor of all time-Will Smith?
Fav. Movie of all time-Cooley High,Im Gonna Git you Sucka, New Jack City
Fav. Show of all Time-Cosby, Simpsons
Fav.Sport-Basketball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport-Jordan
Fav.Team-95-96 Bulls
Fav. Author-Fiction=None, dont read alotta fiction

First Name-Jesse
Nicknames- Jay
DOB: May 13,1988
Places Lived- Boston, Portland Maine, Hong Kong.
POB-Hong Kong
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- Dont have one
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex-Ass
Fav. Color- Green
Fav. Clothing Line- hmmmm Akademiks
Dream Job- Head of an organized institute
Most Embarrassing moment- Walking out da locker room with no pants
Rate Yourself as a Textcee - 3.5, 5 real life
Fav. Emcee of all time- Snoop Dogg
Fav. Actor of all Time- Jet Li
Fav. Movie of all time-Biker Boyz and Malibu`s Most Wanted
Fav. Show of all time- Spongebob...j/p 106 & Park
Fav. Sport -Street Ball/B-ball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- Street ball: Hotsauce...B-Ball:Iverson and MJ
Fav. Team- `76 Celtics
Fav. Author- Shakepseare

Real First Name - Danièl
Nicknames - Daio
DOB - April 16 1986
Places lived - Yes..quite alot.
POB - Aruba
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with - w/e
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex - ass
Fav. Color - Red
Fav. Clothing Line - Walmart
Dream Job - WWF Superstar (lol)
Most Emberressing Moment - Birth
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do - About a 5..

Man.. don't ask..

Real name - Phillip
Nicknames - Peeg
DOB - 24/12/84
Places Lived - Just Wales
POB - Newport
Fav body part on opposite sex - Ass
Fav Colour - Blue
Fav Clothing line - Adidas
Dream Job - Drink/Drug sampler
Most Embarassing Moment - Lol.. Happens to many.. caught by mom jerking off..
Fav Emcee - Big L
Fav Actor - De Niro/Pacino
Fav Movie - Donnie Darko/Scarface
Fav Show - Umm.. Little Britain
Rate Yourself As A Textcee - 6

Real First Name - Ian
Nicknames- None Really...Sometimes My Friend Calls Me Brother E...Thats About It...
DOB- 11/11/87
Places lived- Hilo, Hawaii
POB - Hilo, Hawaii
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- I Don't Jerk. But I Use The Lotion To Smell Good...I Especially Like Victoria's Secret...Love Spell And Pear Glace Are Golden...!
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Ass And Face...
Fav. Color- Blue
Fav. Clothing Line- Whatever Looks Good
Dream Job- Super Hip-Hop Producer Or Pro Bodyboarder
Most Emberressing Moment- Nothing Really
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- I'll Let Others Rate Me...

First Name-Kenny (lay off tha South Park jokes, aight?)
Nicknames-Superman
DOB-July 3, 1986
Places Lived-Milwaukee, Phenoix, Miami, Chicago
POB-Milwaukee
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-NA
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex-Eyes
Fav. Color-Green
Fav. Clothing Line-None, name brands are stupid
Dream Job-A known MC
Most Embarrassing moment-Ran into a pole, which happens to people, but then i tripped "off" the curb and scraped my knee, that was just foolish
Rate Yourself as a Textcee-Eh, 5
Fav. Emcee of all time-Aesop Rock
Fav. Actor of all Time-Jack Nicolson (I think Spelling's off)
Fav. Movie of all time-Billy Madison
Fav. Show of all time-DBZ, yes i said it
Fav. Sport -Football
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport-none
Fav. Team-none
Fav. Author-Anne McCaffrey
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First Name-Anuj
Nicknames-Nuj
DOB-May 19,1990
Places Lived-NJ, NY, MI
POB-NJ
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-NA
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex- Chest
Fav. Color-Blue
Fav. Clothing Line- Ehh, Dunno
Dream Job- Just To Be Successful
Most Embarrassing moment- Dunno
Rate Yourself as a Textcee-5
Fav. Emcee of all time- Twista
Fav. Actor of all Time- Martin Lawerence
Fav. Movie of all time- Rush Hour 2
Fav. Show of all time- Fresh Prince
Fav. Sport - Basketball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- Allen Iverson
Fav. Team- Detroit Pistons
Fav. Author- Dunno

Real First Name- Daniel
Nicknames- willibob
DOB- ??/??/??
Places lived- leigh, hag fold, westleigh
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- u americans use lotion to have a wank?
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- arse
Fav. Color- black
Fav. Clothing Line- dont have one, i like the clothes themselves
Dream Job- lottery winning porn star,
Most Emberressing Moment- none really i would like to share with y'all
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- wack
Fav. Emcee of all time- i have too many
Fav. Actor of all time- Forrest Whittaker,
Fav. Movie of all time- scarface
Fav. Show of all Time- the office, phoenix nights, so far in my short life
Fav.Sport- footie, (or soccer)
Fav.Player of Fav. Denilson, brazil player,
Fav.Team-'9 Man UTD
Fav. Author- i cant think of his name!!

Real First Name- Jason
Nicknames- fiorz, fiori
DOB- 17/12/1987
Places lived- england..FULL STOP
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- u fukin wot??......typical fat americans
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Tits....cum on..if there big, ya cnt help lookin
Fav. Color- Red
Fav. Clothing Line- If tha clothes are gud, i buy them
Dream Job- Rapper...(whos on rb isnt?)
Most Embarrassing Moment- Gettin TOO pissd on sum jamaican vodka and actin stupid
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- im audio
Fav. Emcee of all time- 2Pac or Eminem
Fav. Actor of all time- Robert DeNiro
Fav. Movie of all time- Goodfellas
Fav. Show of all Time- The Office
Fav.Sport- Football aka Soccer
Fav.Player of Fav. sport- Ronaldinho
Fav.Team- Man. Utd
Fav. Author- Dont giv a shit bout authors..eminem bio was gd tho so author of that

First Name-Brad
Nicknames-B-rad (lol)
DOB-Dec 7, 1988
Places Lived-Indianapolis, Indiana
POB-Indianapolis, Indiana
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- N/A
Fav. Body part on the opposite sex- Face
Fav. Color- Black
Fav. Clothing Line- Dada or And 1 or Novelty Shirts
Dream Job- Just To Be Successful (same as testament)
Most Embarrassing moment- when i passed out at school
Rate Yourself as a Textcee- 4.7/10
Fav. Emcee of all time- 2Pac
Fav. Actor of all Time- Martin Lawerence
Fav. Movie of all time- Malibu's Most Wanted (funniest ever)
Fav. Show of all time- Chappelle's Show
Fav. Sport - Basketball
Fav. Player of Fav. Sport- T-Mac
Fav. Team- Indiana Pacers and Indianapolis Colts
Fav. Author- Tom Clancy and Stephan King

Real First Name-who wants to know
Nicknames-rod
DOB-4/3/87
Places lived-thieveland!, shaker, yeah i said it!
POB-st. lukes, buck16 what?1
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-i go raw dog
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-it all maters on the day, but it's vs.ass or tits
Fav. Color-red,black green
Fav. Clothing Line- lrg right now
Dream Job-rappin and gettin paid for it
Most Emberressing Moment-too many to type out
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-as a textcee 5.5 as a emcee 8.5
Fav. Emcee of all time-nasty nas!
Fav. Actor of all time-i dunno
Fav. Movie of all time-juice lol, friday just cause it's on right now
Fav. Show of all Time-Simpsons, there's more but i watch way too much t.v.
Fav.Sport-graffiti
Fav.Player of Fav.-umm cope 2, i guess lol
Fav.Team-any cleveland team
Fav. Author-i dunno, me...

Real First Name(don't do full names)-Chris
Nicknames-none
DOB-july 19, 1989
Places lived-arizona, L.A., Michegan, Florida, Colorado, San Francisco
POB-Tucson, AZ
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-umm... Dont need to jerk off
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Boobs
Fav. Color- Orange
Fav. Clothing Line- Bannana Republic
Dream Job- Gigalo for only hot women
Most Emberressing Moment-farted during a test, when everyone was quiet, lowd as hell
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- im aight
Fav. Emcee of all time- I was never around to hear tupac in concert, but hes dope as fuck, but i would still have to say eminem (fuck all haterz)
Fav. Actor of all time-Mel Gibson (Patriot, Braveheart, Lethal Weapons, What women want)
Fav. Movie of all time- Lethal weapon 2 and 4
Fav. Show of all Time- That 70's show (red is just to funny)
Fav.Sport- Baseball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport- Barry Bonds
Fav.Team- S.F. giants, 2002
Fav. Author-Orson Scott Card (enders game 1-4)

Real First Name(don't do full names)-Chris
Nicknames-none
DOB-June 14, 1989
Places lived-Just New York
POB-Bronx, New York
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Lol...Anything Handy
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Face
Fav. Color- Blue
Fav. Clothing Line- Ecko
Dream Job- MLB player
Most Emberressing Moment-Lmao..
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- Im not Good..
Fav. Emcee of all time- Nas
Fav. Actor of all time- Jim Carrey
Fav. Movie of all time- Ace Ventura 2
Fav. Show of all Time- Family Guy/ Inuyasha
Fav.Sport- Baseball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport- Mariano Rivera
Fav.Team- N.Y Yankees
Fav. Author- I don't know, Fuck Books

Real First Name(don't do full names)- Boyce
Nicknames- Biz, Bizo
DOB- Jan 3 1980
Places lived- Calgary Alberta
POB- Same as ^above^
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- gotta girl, don't need to.
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- Ass
Fav. Color- Blue / Grey / Orange
Fav. Clothing Line- Endeavor
Dream Job- Assasin
Most Emberressing Moment- Mom walk'n in on my hit'n my girl from tha back
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- 2/10
Fav. Emcee of all time- Tupac
Fav. Actor of all time- Brad Pitt
Fav. Movie of all time- Fight Club, Goodfellaz
Fav. Show of all Time-Cosby, Simpsons
Fav.Sport- Hockey
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport- J. Iginla, Joe Mullen, Scott Stevens
Fav.Team- Calgary Flames of coarse
Fav. Author-Fiction- J.R.R. Tolken
Fav. Author-Non Fiction- David Icke, Michael Moore

Whoever says they don't need to jerk off are all liars..I know Your girl either leaves you wanting to hump or gives you Blue Balls..so list your fucking lotions you fucking liars!!!!!

Why? So you can jerk off know'n what Canuck jerks off with? Fuck that, homo. I fuck my girl, otherwise I'm too burnt out to jerk off.

Go play in acid.

I never said I directed your statement to you, because I was reading the first page. I never said You didn't fuck your girl, but you seem pretty defensive about it. But saying you don't jerk off is a lie, Every man does it, PERIOD.

Real First Name= adam
Nicknames-reeco
Places lived-swansea,wales
POB-swansea, wales
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-ass
Fav. Color-Black, white
Fav. Clothing Line-burberry
Dream Job-sleepin
Fav. Emcee of all time-eminem
Fav. Actor of all time-nicolas cage
Fav. Movie of all time- scarface
Fav. Show of all Time- friends and fawlty towers
Fav.Sport-football (soccer)
Fav.Player- lee trundle
Fav.Team- swansea city

Thats some true shit, i don't give a shit if u gotta girl, truth is i got a girl and she is damn near a nympho but she has periods/tripping out points and ya gotta do what ya gotta do when ya gotta do it. So stop lying herbs tell tha truth!!!!!!!!

Real First Name(don't do full names)- Robert
Nicknames- Robbie, robdog, Hardkore, ronnie, raw bass, rob, etc...
DOB-aug. 3 1985
Places lived- orange county, san diego, calexico, el centro,
POB- San Diego
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with- i dont need any, im not cut
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex- ass or tits
Fav. Color- Blue, white grey
Fav. Clothing Line- whatever is simple and comfortable
Fav. Shoes- And 1, Nike, Reebok, LA Gear Lights
Dream Job- b baller, even tho i like football better
Most Emberressing Moment- farted in during reading time and it smelt, gettin pants in front of all the cheer leaders right before a football game...
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do- 2.3 outta 100, yes 100
Fav. Emcee of all time- DMX, Tupac
Fav. Actor of all time- jim carey, mel gibson and some more
Fav. Movie of all time- Ace Ventura, Only The Strong, Signs
Fav. Show of all Time- Family Guy, Seinfeld, Simpsons
Fav.Sport- Football
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport- LaDanian Tomlinson, David Boston, Quentin Jammer, Joey Galloway, Terrence Newman, Roy Williams,
Fav.Team- Chargers, and Cowboys
Fav. Author- some foo is down wit orsen scott card, Enders game and Shadow, speaker of the dead, shadow of the hegimon

B-o-oooooo-r-i-n-g!

yeah.... and ur ugly

Sam
Nicknames -
DOB - 11/08/04
Places lived - None that any of u would no
POB -
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex - ass
Fav. Color - Black and white
Fav. Clothing Line - Anything
Dream Job - Musician (lol)
Most Emberressing Moment - Many
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do about -10

Real First Name(don't do full names)-Cody
Nicknames-Red
DOB-September 10, 1985
Places lived-Detroit Michigan, Sacramento California, Napa California
POB-Detroit Michigan
Fav. Lotion to jerk off with-Jergans!
Fav. Body part on the opposite Sex-Ass
Fav. Color-Navy Blue
Fav. Clothing Line-Timberland
Dream Job-Owner of Playboy
Most Emberressing Moment-My gf saw me on RB.com
Rate yourself as a Textcee or whatever it is you do-8.5 or 9
Fav. Emcee of all time-SLug
Fav. Actor of all time-Jim Carey
Fav. Movie of all time-Scarface, The Emporer's New Groove
Fav. Show of all Time-Mr. Ed
Fav.Sport-Basketball
Fav.Player of Fav. Sport-Jordan, and Mike Bibby
Fav.Team-Sacto Kings
Fav. Author-Tupac... i read his poetry all the time