Brethren vs. God
 

10-12 lines
House Rules
You spit first

Good Luck

Checkin in...

Don't really need to check, just go.

I might be getting off the computer soon, so drop quick if you can

E-yo, I'ma newbie on this site but I got vets challengin' me
It must be my karma, but no worries, I'll merk this guy, see
This guy doesn't really understand the true essence of rappin'
Sorry dog, u have no future in rhymes, but u got talent in actin'
Cause you sign on to Rap Battles actin' like your ass is real hard
I'm a basketball man, not football, but even I can punt ur ass far
Normally, I would spare this wack shit the pain of badly losin'
But I'm in a bad mood, so I'll fuckin' merk those of my choosin'
Deep down he wants to shock the world, but all he can pick up is static
Right now I ain't even thinkin', merkin' this muthafucka is automatic
I can understand your reasoning by wantin' to battle every newbie
Cowardice, but battlin' me? You might as well scream "school me"
Why are you even on this site? Your only interest is basketball
I can't really understand why this wack shit is in rankings so tall
But that's the way the cookie crumbles, I'll just have to eliminate
I got about as much respect for u that from heaven on u I'll ejaculate
I have fighting talent, enough to do lyrical surgery on you, my Brethren
Here comes thy father, time to perplex ur mind, better go grab ur Excedrin.

[I have fighting talent, enough to do lyrical surgery on you, my Brethren]-Create a Jamaican accent here in your mind.

I'm sorry I went over. I didn't even see your rules, I thought we were using mine from Bitchslapped. Sorry.

Damn, i had to stop in the middle of my porno for that! Don't waste my time

Toy dreams popped, get your etch-a-skecth on the double,
Babble on, like Fruity Pebbles the way nobody catches your rubble,
God waste my time, like negative integers, you're powers under,
Tidal verses while this faggot is just riding dick, like Cowabunga, (LOL!!!)
Like farting on yourself, I'll have ya ass feel the haze,
McDonald's people asking you "have you had ya last meal today?",
Weak emcee, more useless than finding an unthawed pancreas,
Game over, ripped so hard, I think I might have made God athiest,
Even if you were from Boston, you still couldn't be-nas-ty, (Tea)
Split God in two, till he can't be spoken of, like G slash D. (G-d)

Fuck, here's teh last lines

The reason you battle Brethren because of no pain no gain,
Cut your arteries and spell out LORD, you always have name in vein. (FUCK YEA BITCH!!)

god wins his was just more intresting to read

That's why you are a fag, and will never win a battle in your life

Babble on, like Fruity Pebbles the way nobody catches your rubble,
God waste my time, like negative integers, you're powers under,

^^^^^^^^that line reallly got it for Brethen
i was feeling both of your shits, but Brethen takes it for especially that line
i was sitting here in awe very nicee line
battle was really close though
God- i have never seen a newbie at your level before very nice
brethen- he does it again....
punches- tie
flow- brethen
structure- tie
creativity- brethen
vote- brethen
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what the hell is up wit you just cuz i said his was better you dont hvae to get pissed you retard

shut up 5 year old, quit posting in my thread. I don't get pissed over the internet, but I know a stupid ass by the way he types.

I posted at 10:44, you said your stupid shit at 10:46, that's probably how long it took for you to read his verse. Now shut the fuck up, you may only speak when told to.

Can't we all just get along? Ya'll don't need to fight. Ya'll got somethin' to settle, set up a fun battle (no poll) and duke it out. But stop postin' in here, before there's some kind of problem.

Brethren won this easy....

God jus didn't come hard....Actuall he failked to throw on decent personal or punch in his whole verse....nothing.....Basically it was all filler and weak attempts....Spent too much time talking about himself and not enough dissing his opponent

Brethren that God Atheist line was so fuckin dope....That got you the battle...actually...your first bar took it cause that was the first punch of the match...but you came good....nice overall verse with good metas and punches and personals

Please drop an honest vote here...thanks http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114710

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114830

sorry 2 freepost.....but hey brethen.....i voted on urs.....please return the favor.....
sory 2 freepost***

Breth took this....good battle

http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=114830

Return the favor

brethen you such a fagot

Both Were Alright Just Usin Your Words Wrong :thumbup:
Im Go Wit God On This One :shocked:

Alright, i'll hit those up later uppin #3, Makavelli faggot probably God's friend right?

personally i think brethren ate god plus dis dude lyrics is nice

aight brethren won this

when reading gods verse i found myelf asking.........It's still not over??

ur verse was really long and sum didnt make sense
but u do have talent so keep it up
but say what ui have toi say and get it done a good short verse is better than a bad long one

brethren had everything in his verse that needed to win
multis and punches and peronals especially the closer
good battle but

v/brethren

hit up the bottom battle in my sig please

Hey, first of all, I don't know who Makaveli is, so don't put that on me. Second, I respect some of ur opinions, but I just don't think my verse was bad. You may not have poll voted, but thanks top some of ya'll newbies. Others, well like I said, I respect ur opinions. Anyway, drop some votes on my battle against Makaveli-rest.
Uppin #2

okay uppin #4, fiinal vote drop a link .

Ok, I just wanna say before I go into my reasoning.. explanations and such, God u definitely got talent. Just u need to have a different kind of style on RB to win, have to be alot more personal and have hard punches and nice metas, along with everything else which u already have. Could've been a different battle if u did that. Brethen won this, just more and harder punches.. loved the last few lines and the opener. Nice metas. God, already explained my reasoning why ur verse was lacking here. But it was good, dont get me wrong.

vote- brethen

Yea, I did end up battlin' tonight. But the kid didn't post yet... just hit that up if u remember tomorrow or somethin.