Punchline contest everyone in the league enter
 

rules:
post two bars against anyone in the list below for a chance at some extra points

you can enter as many times as you want

deadline:thrusday

Voting: after thrusday vote for your five favorite sets of punches not including yours in the order you liked them:

example: 1. fav punch, 2. next fav, 3. next and so on

at the end of the week of voting i'll add all of the voting up using this point system

1st place vote:25
2nd place vote:20
3rd place vote:15
4th place vote:10
5th place vote:5

and the guy with the set of punches with the most points wins extra points in the standing

list of people to rip on i'm using the no shows from last week

soul
afterword
razor
vango
kinglounz05
da one
2 hot 2 handle

im crazy nice never hesitate to smack a herb...
i leave him spechless so hows he afterword...

This Cats Invisible, Thats Why He No-Shows,
No Flow, You A Bitch, Can't Resurect Ya "SOUL"/

~R~

Your Styles So Out-Dated, Way Past The Fact Of Dull,
Dicinigrating This "Razor", With A Lyrical Punch To Da Balls/

2 Hot 2 Handle, bitch, your name doesn' work you-ain'-a-troop
You couldn' see ass if you was lookin' at a fat bitch in her birthday suit

banned for two weeks, because of a no show?/ dirty destroyed in battle by the count of 5-0

Soul the only soal u seein' is ya own wen i hand it to you,
Even Ur own fans boo ya' off stage as u land wack through,

I'm The Un-Disputed "Grand-Champ", Number-One, Bar-None,/
Your Voice Been Muted By This "Rant", There You Go Your Done, "Da One",/

Afterword Your "Remi-Niscent" Of a Bitch, Expertly Playin "The-Part",/
Wish You Could Switch Your Decision And This Rampage "Didnt-Start",/

I Gawt 'Incandescent' With And My Tongue is "Razor-sharp",/
I'm Omniscient, I Know Everything Your Wishin, Now "Razors-Torn-Apart",/

Killin Soul,Afterword,Razor,VanGo,Kinglounz05,Da one, and 2Hot2Handle Better Then "Rape", Leave Them "Fettered-and-chained",/
Like Michael Jackson, They All Could Moon-Walk And Never Reach Intelligent Ways,/

only one word and it was yo
this guy lost to a no show

who was that to do u realy need to know
it was the retarded painter and his name is vango

this guy was battling and then he kicked into third
his engene blew, and choked on a word
then said sorry said he'll change it AFTERWORDs

I'm Smackin Heads, droppin ill this Cat Pretends//
Afterword???......Just like a suffix, he's At The End//

I could beat this cat to death so he couldn't Be More Live//
I spit 'da one' to da two to the Three Four Five//

My rhymes are "2 hot 2 handle" like skillet and perch
I'll leave his ass lying there like grandmas in church.

This nigga razor shaves the hairs off his pussy
He plays wit his nigga's balls and calls it a nuggy.

Fuck Vango, Yung Duke is the Mic "artist" that'll truely slap you,
I'll paint a picture of how I'll kill you and then pm it to you before the battle...

Razor will spit some bull shit, and then call it his best,
so I'm here to say fuck you, I'll slip ya twin brother up under ya neck,

I'm sick of all of these pussy niggaz runnin around thinkin they the boss,
You say your "2 hot 2 handle," so I'll pull an R.Kelly and piss on you to cool you off,

Re$tricted's Has More Skillz Than Michael Jordans Had Lockers,
Vango's More See-Thru Than Michael Jacksons Childhood-Dockers/

~R~

*After* I Touch-Down, Your Safety Will Be Sacked To Negative Yardage,
*Wardz* Holding Da Crown, Nah Maybe Not, Re$tricted Twisting Ya Cartilage/

~R~

shit in a battle wit time, im known to raise a sole//
but even jesus cant save you, i wont let him raise ya soul//

i aint got no problems fuckin here wit this man vango//
cuz this movie already over, i bought my tickets wit fandango//

i cant sweat this kid man, go ahead and take a run//
cuz i called up my boy Neo and he said you aint da one//

shit this kid got more corn than a pack of herrs//
poppin wit the heat i spit, shit ill eat you and thank you afterwords?

eh?!

Yo, Vango's pissed, so he disses the Mod
His 6 wins and 0 losses is "CLASS SIC" fraud

(No beef wit Class sic)

soul,you too scared to post/
you no show like the 14th ghost/

He thinks he's jet lei, he calls hisself DA ONE/
catch a craddle to the grave,a drunken fist or my gun/

Im nice, lyrics slice, like ginsu's, Fucc Razor/
fucc wit me, get mo swords in yo head, then the Raiders/

^^^^^^^^^^^

homophobic and fagats are what i fear
so i just put a space...cuz i'm safer from ur gayness down here

Dunkin This Bitch, Like Donuts In Coffee, Slammin Ya In-The-Net,
Like NBA Street, Deez Balls *2 Hot 2 Handle*, Taking This 5-0, Get Swept/

~R~

I put hands on M.C'S like handle bars/
Capone is 2 hot, You couldn't handle 2 bars/

You can call me a bully,for talking about a straight nerd/
{no peace}, we'll see who squashes the beef, AfterWords/

I shut down his show, like women without poddles
And unravel his "soul" like a bowl of ramen noodles.

sign me in if it's not too late

^ what an idiot sustian your speech what you say is not vital.
you should`nt be on rapbattles , you should be on pop idol.

*V*aginal *I*ntercepts, *T*esticular *A*mmunition (you)*L*acking,
You Lack Balls, Dick In Your Ass, Re$tricted Grabbin Ya Back and Snappin/

Punch At VITAL

~R~