j-poll vs. phat mic from last week needs a vote cause people were complaining
 

deadlines:
battles go up monday
check in by wedsday
verses due by thrusday
votes due by sunday
rules:
no dick riding
no crew votes
no freeposting that's what the beef thread is for if you do it here more then three times your dq'd
no feeding off of other guys verse
forced words must be bolded or something so people can
see them
bar limits:
16 bar min.
32 bar max.

forced words you must use these in your battle verse or
be d'q: contestant,transaction,negotiable,multimedia

yo check the mic, and lets get this poppin

checkin

ok im cheackin to drop in like 20 min

You are now listening to the the best...

break ya spinal column,'un-even contestants' and 'lines' like a 'seismograph',watch 'backs fold'
Your style-is-dead, rehearsed-n-old, J couldn't win this battle if he "drove my Royce backwards" to "REVERSE-THE-ROLLS"!

fool,grippin tools,i spit scriptures the only time u "DROPPIN SCIENCE" cuz u found "CHEMSITRY WAS TOO DIFFICULT"
battling with week ryhmes is un-negotiable, so make the transaction to audio, cuz failure is the result

clap these bastards,put em in the back of the truck now their nothin but "JUNK-IN-DA-TRUNK" like " the ass of J-LO!"
turn ya fitteds to a halos,in a way we're similar cuz ur style is "O.K." and mine is to "K.O."!

if you ever herd Phat's multimedia would make you have seizures n choke
get the pope,i have a "sense of humor" ...im battlin this "clown" to prove "i can take jokes!"

got u "scared of me sun"(son) like "albinos in the summer"
i'll wreck u again after this and give u so manylosses ur record looks like a SERIAL NUMBER!
(time to murda)
change my alias to "sickle cell" the way i make "kids get reduced"
u get no pussy,if a girls moaning "OOOOO...J!" she prolly just has a "fetish for citrus juice"!

yo dirt boy isn't this way too short??? it's like 12 bars wtf???

yo here it is...it's tight, ya dig


Your previous dialogue reminds me of Jessica Simpson, “is this chicken?”,
Phat Mic, beat me? yeah right, ya similar in anotha way too, ya both always bitchin,

I’m comin for the kill lyrically with viciousness, not unlike the third reich,
Throwin ‘Fat Mike’ in the oven, Fat’s chewy, but it’s all right with some spice,

You’re like the female prez candidate, an apparition, your loss is non-negotiable,
So get in the kitchen, or like A big boxer who don’t wanna fight, too scared of the KO, cryin and so emotional,

A tissue?
I’m like Redmen scalping u up, you got no balls or pride, ur already castrated,
Your shit never flows solid, it’s not flowin at all, cause you constipated,

If there was a baseball-to-rap transaction, I’d be traded fo arod n the yankees all,
Where as you’d be worth nothin, cept for a bucket of used dirty baseballs,

My spit, yeah it causes hurricanes, I heat up when I feel da breeze,
Shut up Mic you’re like Nick, a nothing, I’m way hotta then 98 degrees,

Phat’s- MIC is of the toys r’ us kind, he’s needin some teaching in multimedia n tech,
5 dollars, well your mic’s a good find, although yo flow aint worth it, I got no respect,

I’m like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat, shits ice cold literally,
Freezin contestants all day, with this flawless victory.

i'll let it go uppin for votes

oh shit my bad...now i know. oh ya an im uppin

uppin for votes...lets go people............................................ .........................

votes votes votes............................................. .....................by the way that oj line has been played...just to let ya know

yo, ive been herin the 'played' comment. what deos it mean?

it's been used on me before...well a veriation of that line...but nice drop

oh, i didn't know but ok..

break ya spinal column,'un-even contestants' and 'lines' like a 'seismograph',watch 'backs fold'
Your style-is-dead, rehearsed-n-old, J couldn't win this battle if he "drove my Royce backwards" to "REVERSE-THE-ROLLS"!
Stretched as fuck.... try at wordplay.... blah... rolls royce line? Played in '01....

fool,grippin tools,i spit scriptures the only time u "DROPPIN SCIENCE" cuz u found "CHEMSITRY WAS TOO DIFFICULT"
battling with week ryhmes is un-negotiable, so make the transaction to audio, cuz failure is the result
Another played ass use of wordplay.... jesus... and the second line has no punch

clap these bastards,put em in the back of the truck now their nothin but "JUNK-IN-DA-TRUNK" like " the ass of J-LO!"
turn ya fitteds to a halos,in a way we're similar cuz ur style is "O.K." and mine is to "K.O."!
Gay couplet... kill yourself for being that wack

if you ever herd Phat's multimedia would make you have seizures n choke
get the pope,i have a "sense of humor" ...im battlin this "clown" to prove "i can take jokes!"
Way too stretched to connect... wow... just bad

got u "scared of me sun"(son) like "albinos in the summer"
i'll wreck u again after this and give u so manylosses ur record looks like a SERIAL NUMBER!
Gay... atleast the first line wasnt stretched... you still suck
(time to murda)
change my alias to "sickle cell" the way i make "kids get reduced"
u get no pussy,if a girls moaning "OOOOO...J!" she prolly just has a "fetish for citrus juice"!
Incredibly played... and stretched.... an OJ line? Oh god... thats not even EZ Board material

Overall... you suck... that verse sucked.. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life

Your previous dialogue reminds me of Jessica Simpson, “is this chicken?”,
Phat Mic, beat me? yeah right, ya similar in anotha way too, ya both always bitchin,
Bad punch... second line stretched... Jessica Simpson punch? You didnt even use a good one

I’m comin for the kill lyrically with viciousness, not unlike the third reich,
Throwin ‘Fat Mike’ in the oven, Fat’s chewy, but it’s all right with some spice,
Not good... tried for nameplay.... ended with a shit couplet

You’re like the female prez candidate, an apparition, your loss is non-negotiable,
So get in the kitchen, or like A big boxer who don’t wanna fight, too scared of the KO, cryin and so emotional,
BAD dont ever stretch a line that much... especially when it sucked anyhow
A tissue?
I’m like Redmen scalping u up, you got no balls or pride, ur already castrated,
Your shit never flows solid, it’s not flowin at all, cause you constipated,
Yet again... no real punch.... you suck
If there was a baseball-to-rap transaction, I’d be traded fo arod n the yankees all,
Where as you’d be worth nothin, cept for a bucket of used dirty baseballs,
Do you understand what a punch is? Evidentally not
My spit, yeah it causes hurricanes, I heat up when I feel da breeze,
Shut up Mic you’re like Nick, a nothing, I’m way hotta then 98 degrees,
Hyping yourself in a battle verse.... NO
Phat’s- MIC is of the toys r’ us kind, he’s needin some teaching in multimedia n tech,
5 dollars, well your mic’s a good find, although yo flow aint worth it, I got no respect,
Gay... had to throw in a worthless ending to even make it rhyme...
I’m like Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat, shits ice cold literally,
Freezin contestants all day, with this flawless victory.
Another shitty couplet... its sad when something this bad is the couplet of the battle



Vote - The second guy for not sucking quite as much

You both are horrid

so that vote was for me...atleast you could put my name....come on...i thought it was a decent battle...that guy didn't seem very happy with life...haha...uppin

man abebisi, your just mad you lost ur battle. don't hate

true look at adebisi's record...haha..................................... ..this kids a chump...our battle was tight...

ok upin

my vote is goin to JPoll
that was a tight ass battle but phat one of ure main faults was u dragged ure lines on too long. ure punches were all good but had weak connections. u used gud vocabs but there was a couple of played lines in there. JPoll u put up a sick spit there and ure flow was cool. u used gud vocabs and ure punches were solid with pure connection. both of u dont need to elevate in my opinion cuz ure both sick but phat try to shorten ure lines a little!!

Vote - JPoll

I vote for the da first guy. Honestly I dunno if those lines are played out cause I from Trinidad and I never heard them before. Anyways, I liked the metaphors although I find the similes were overused. The second guy did not have lines with as much punch although I 'preciated the mortal kombat ref since I am a video game freak.

Vote - first guy

breakdown for phat mic:

flow:a little choppy in spots the spots that were on were good though 6/10

volcab:nice use better then average good job 7/10

punches:some nice punches orginal for the most part and pretty personal good job incorporating the forced words into the punches my fav line,"fool,grippin tools,i spit scriptures the only time u "DROPPIN SCIENCE" cuz u found "CHEMSITRY WAS TOO DIFFICULT"" funny 8/10

overall:21/30

breakdown for j-poll:

flow:choppy can't really say anything else just really choppy and not working for me 4/10

volcab:average nothing special 6/10

punches:nothing i see that hurt or hit on a personal level this was pretty much full of open ended disses and played topics props to showing up keep at it and you'll get better but this wasn't good enough to win this week 5/10

overall:15/30

vote--phat mic gets my vote

2-2 this is close, upin for them votes

uppin for votes...it's 2-2 people let's go...this was a real close battle......uppin

uppin for some vote over no show's

uppin uppin let's go people .................................................. ............

still looking for votes kid that lost is complaining bout the way i ended this so uppin it

uppin it...i didn't lose actually cause it's a tie...what the hell were you thinking...your vote shouldn't even count...

Jpoll won it he had more bats and better punches

Jpoll

Flow 7/10
Structure 8/10
Rhymes 7/10
metas 7/10
Punches 8/10
Multis 6/10
43/60

Phatmic

Flow 6/10
Rhymes 6/10
Structure 7/10
punches 6/10
metas7/10
Multis 6/10
38/60


VOTE GOES: JPOLL

This was a close battle.
Yall both had some good punches and nearly the same structure, so I can't really comment on that. Both ya flows were neat and consistant. Ya content was a bit weak in areas, but that can't be helped in some areas.
If I had to vote, I'd say JPoll, cos I liked readin his verse more. Mad props to Phat mic though.

Vote// JPoll

4-2 j-poll wins i'll fix the problem in the wins and losses for next week