punchline contest everyone in the league enter
 

rules:
post two bars against anyone in the list below for a chance at some extra points

this week you can enter only once

deadline:thrusday

Voting: after thrusday vote for your five favorite sets of punches not including yours in the order you liked them:

example: 1. fav punch, 2. next fav, 3. next and so on

at the end of the week of voting i'll add all of the voting up using this point system

1st place vote:25
2nd place vote:20
3rd place vote:15
4th place vote:10
5th place vote:5

and the guy with the set of punches with the most points wins extra points in the standing

also you must vote in this thread to get the extra points if you win

list of people to rip on i'm using the no shows from last week

smoke crack 2 weeks
dimense 2 weeks
beastez2 2 weeks
concrete 2 weeks
menolin 2 weeks
karl merks 2 weeks
illest#1 2 weeks
cake killer 2 weeks
white gold 2 weeks
hadez 2 weeks
triple_n 2 weeks
theprophet777 2 weeks
fuckdynasty 2 weeks
paradox04 2 weeks
bigred 2 weeks
cife 2 weeks
newbreed 1 weeks
propulsion 1 weeks
mic wrecker 1 weeks
Archetype 1 weeks
realistdoggy11 1 weeks
t-rek 1 weeks
ILLunatic 1 weeks
killah 1 weeks
trustysteed 1 weeks
jaktheripherbs 1 weeks
2 time 1 weeks
lokie 1 weeks
the*reign*man 1 weeks
Methodz 1 weeks

I think that you should make a rule that no one can win any points from this unless they have actually voted in this thread. I think this will bring around some more votes.....

added the rule

Kids about to be battered... I predict stormy weather for Smoke Crack
Chance of greatness passed when I literally leave you in forecasts

Check In ~
 

*Methodz* keep *triple_n*, *hadez* *propulsion* on the *lokie*, *2 times* the *illest 1*//
I *reign man*,you couldn't *prophet* from *white gold*, a *newbreed* of *killah* son//

Hadez, your respect I'm Robin, You can call me the rbz boy wonder,
I guarantee you won't be God of the Underworld, when I put you 6 feet under.

beastez

im a *mic wrecker* set in stone like *concrete*....the *illest#1* lyrical *killah*
*beastez* is *2* unevolved he aint a *newbreed*...he got the vocab of a 'gorilla'

dimense

sell albums for pennies and still dimense makes no sense/cents
this cat's dyslexic, ill save the suspense...
...he meant to type "im dense"

JEa!!...

man im 2 fukk sick with it all da rapper's a head of me's nada-
he "smoke crack" he not a "mic wrecker" so da "the prophet" off his album a be "777" dollars-

omigosh...you're dissin Meth..thats my friend..

anywayz

Some advice, don't do drugs..or fuck with me..I'll totally spill you....
And......
......You must don't watch commercials...cause you'll know Meth Can Kill You!

Hadez...

Dog u no showed in battle last week and the merking still got through...
Just drop out cause this rap thing doesn't seem to werk for you...

this is from when i merked supreme...haha now he's crying everywhere about it

Supreme you got 9 losses, an still you call urself a vet?
Ur leader hates ur crew he's joining a new, I guess ur the "classic reject"

Yo, none of us even understand "Dimense"
cause we dont know half of the words he invents

I'm a *2 time* *mic wrecker* with *killah* *Methodz* i'm the *newbreed*
It's *the reign man* i'll *t-rek* ya wit *concrete* fists ridin my *trustysteed*.

Why do everyone always put *these* stars* in their punchline
lol @ the newbies puttin emphasis on their played punches

Thursday!....
Hurry Up And Spit......
Voting Tommorow...
Right?

cake killer is like ben stiller,
his style is comical, his talent is almost chronical (as in week)

^^^^wtf.....
Nice Verse...
But That Pic..is Fucking Hilarious

^^^HAHA....
AT LEAST I GOT DIGNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK A LOSS........

Y DO U BRING GAY PUNCHES...
IN A PUNCHLINE CONTEST......
^^^^LOL.....
YOU MUST THINK THIS IS THE WORST PUNCHLINE CONTEST....
CUZ U WOULD OF WON HOMIE...
PLUS U USED THAT GARBAGE IN OUR BATTLE

And I Aint On The List...
Urs Dont Count..............
Fagit

The propulsion in my newbreed of words will make you gasp like before a climax.
My lines flow like it's out of a *big red, and makes up for what cife lacks.

*in case you don't know, "big red" is slang for a "hard on"

lol @ supreme postin 3 times in a row
learn how to edit fool!

You suck worse than a vacume, we should call you Hoover,
you may only be gone for one week, but you're a "2time" liser,

never mind this punch

apparently $$upreme isnt on the list

LoL Nice Young Duke..

I Could Connect Dot-Dot With Your Rhymes and I Would Be Outta Constalation,
Why You Holding Back Your Hot Shit, Sleezy Mist, You Must Got Constipation/

~R~

1. Native
2. Yung Duke
3. MCelmersglue
4. Kryo
5. kingz

1. $$upreme
2. MClemerglue
3. Re$ricted
4. Young Duke
5. Enygma

1. Shadow's Edge
2. Kingz
3. Kryogenix
4. Native
5. Restricted

1. Restricted
2. enygma
3. kingz
4. shadows edge
5. native

I should be in everyone's top 5
but MEH!
Who cares

Enyg.
Kryo
Shadows
Fucka 4th and 5th
Nothing was worth it

1. Kingz
2. Kryogenix
3. Re$TricTed
4. Young Duke
5. Enygma

My list in order......

1.$$upreme
2.Kingz
3.Kryogenix
4.Shadow's Edge
5.Re$tricted

Native
Native
Native
Native
Native

I love you boo;)

1.native
2.enygma
3. shadows edge
4. kryo
5. restricted

1st kingz
2nd Kryogenix
3rd restricted
4th Native and $$upreme
5th shadow's edge