Shadows Edge and E Looch vs L.I. and kuniva
 

Rules :
10-20 lines
No feeding
No hate votes
No dickriding
No crew votes
Either a verse on both emcees, 2 verses in one post, or each team member gets an emcee to crack on
Need 150 posts to poll (prevents herb votes)
EXPLAINED VOTES ONLY!

TEAMS
Shadows Edge and E Looch

L.I. and kuniva

Poll will go to:
Shadows Edge
or
L.I.

goodluck!!

ok so this is still basically 40 lines lmao

AHH and verses due FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

if ur doin 2 verses than its 10-20 lines each verse..............

ok so we can chose 1 of you to clown and its just 1 verse and the other does averse bout the other person?

^^ I guess it's up to us... I just want kuniva :laugh:

if u wanna do it that way yes...............checkin in....................

who am i takin, am i takin shadow. Or can i post versus both?

Fuck why dont both fuckin tags drop 10 lines each and the others tagteam 10 each Dissin their 2 oppenents.

Is that so hard.

Ok, finalized fucking rules, right fucking here:

No crew, d/r, hate, b/s, unexplained votes. No recycling. No feeding. No biting.

Drop 10-20 lines per person, I don't give a shit who the fuck you come at. Verses due by midnight, Eastern time, Friday.

Upping just so nobody forgets this shit. And are we upping the line limit to 32 or what?

i dont care, im only going 32 though.

One verse per emcee from me, wheres number two though?
well i added up their skill and i just made uno
E Looch? posted up pictures in mugshots of his air soft gun
Obviously frontin though, cause he wouldnt dare pop one
shadow, if we replaced the great wall with a picked fence
ur post count would still be higher, when have u been here sence?
this is an awkward combo, like Peanut Butter and Tacos
for talkin so much shit shadow, u sure studder alot bro
after i drop, both already sayin "we lose"
cause ur team's got shadow, mixed with e looch
u aint a vet, compared to me wigga u only a "shadow"
but no one knows the name of any competition u had though
E looch, challenging me, did you even think bitch
Strobe, can we get this battle changed to a pinkslip
And i know some of yall niggaz think i cant take down e looch
ur right, i cant take down someone that can be seen through
up in my hip hop talk forum, claimin he's number two on the site
shit, that really made some thunder brew in tha fight
Shadow, do u fuckin love me, u follow me around thread ta thread
you all wet? cause i heard when u nervous you wet the bed
Got L.I. and kuniva, aka the mothafuckin "dynamic duo"
ur goin down with the ship, like the titanics crew bro
E... Why the fuck ur bitch ass rydin with royal sickness
we dont worry bout u, u just annoy us like an oil drip bitch
Not that shadow's got alot better taste with headphone
u needed luck in this battle, but got the short end of the wishbone
E Looch, ya Weak Dude, next time think who you speak to
motherfucker been here over a year, but it seems like week two
if u two switched post counts, maybe u wouldnt be the joke of the site
u two been workin for days, and i just wrote this tonight
you both are midgets, and on this site records dont mean shit
ill start this cause thats the best time, like taken a green hit

last line explains why verse was in green.

Ok, just got back from chilling with my friends, checking in. If we going 32.. I'll be around 45 minutes or something...

Two 14 year old cats, trying to step to this shit…. Yo check it:

This junior high crew, still doing lunch recess n nap time
… no wonder their hardest punch is just a flipped Dr. Seuss rhyme
Call this the next school slaying, but hey at least y’all got your fame
Kinda sad…
These kids, still playing superhero, but they got some goofy ass names
LI, call yourself The Elevator…. “that’s the only place they hear my song”
Call Kuniva the Battery Man, the way he say “it’s Li Ion (/I on)”
Check their biography title - Kuniva and Li: A Fairy Tale… of sorts
And now we on the topic… I’m about to make a long story short
Yo Kuniva…
This cat cop my punches and think he got a “freestyle”
Worst sig ever dog… even your crew don’t think your worthwhile
No wonder, when you got half the posts in the complaints forum
I’m blacklisted already, next someone get a restraining order for him…
Who we kidding… this cat queerer than a bill worth five dollar
… and posting his verse in green so he can pretend he a man of color
Come with Cochran and still can’t connive a (kuniva) win
… not when your album worth less than the wrapping it arriving in
You drop shit? Take laxatives till you sick, and still no bowel movement
Come on man…
Your father beat you with the ugly stick… and got improvement
Even worse, check his girl… wait LI hasn’t posted any pics
Man… these cats worse than a game of hoops at the special Olympics
Try as they fucking will, they just can’t get their balls to drop
Defeat me? Better luck getting Niagara falls to stop…
Cats such lightweights, picking up the mic leave their wrist bone cracked
Got throwback album… hand it out to fam and it gets thrown back
Just got shown whack, won’t show they faces till eyebrows grown back
They skills a known lack, just can’t come hard… like they got a torn sack
Bars so lightweight they curling them to elevate… and still failing
Wait.. let me get this straight, how you hard if my mic check got you wailing?
Sometimes it just hard to tell… which is the bride n which the groom?
These cats are way ahead of their time… cuz they can’t help but come too soon
And ayo…
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, its time to publicly announce
LI, your ass is worth dick… because its what’s on the inside that counts

chhhhhhheck............okay now this is the game clincha.........

nice spit shadow.

L.I Can Write Bars On His Forehead an couldnt Make Head-Lines/
Could Pass For Bustas Aerobics Instructor way ya Stretch-Rhymes/
Lines Requirin Higher Court Rooms L.I considers my Verse-Appealin/
The Type to Cripple Ya Sense of Touch jus to Hurt-Ya-Feelins/
Double Dutchin wit Gats as Ropes Kuniva quit Jumpin-The-Gunz-B/
Tradin Bars With You Like Laxatives bet i give you a Run-for-ya-Money/
Ponderin-Stats Complexity's Dilemma Fuck A Beene no Quandary-Raps/
Scared to Throw in the Towel like Paranoid Peeps in Laundrymats/
Got L.I Sweatin Bullets Perspirin Shells through His Skin-Pores/
Kunivas battlin Wit Alzheimers he dont know What Hes In-For/
Even If Kuniva Had saL.Iva Couldnt Spit Hot Shit If He Refined It/
Put Out Of Order Signs on yalls Brain To prove yall Closed-Minded/
Admit Defeat Scared To Come Out Ya Shell like Shook Terrapins/[turtles]
Dressed The Odds Of Victory In Lean Clothes Ya Chances Wearin Thin/[think kids]
Moron i Aint Losin Kuniva Sharkin Names Nothin But A Meek-Biter/
Your vo'CAB' is rollin on "flats" i think you better RE-TIRE/(retire)
Weak Faggots Like Kuniva Get Their Persona's-Faded/
Write 'Wednesday in Punctuations' So Ya Loss Is A-Comma-'Dated'/(accomodated)
Looch got the "Element" of battle while you continue to 'Bore-On'/[boron]
like "Dummies Usin Facial Cleansers" L.I's merely an 'Oxy-Moron'/
Strike Kunivas Vision Wit Precise Incisions Despite Predictions/
Got This "Pussy Fearin My Bars" Like Paranoid Dikes In Prisons/
How L.I Gonna Flow When Im Cloggin Ya System Like A Blood Clot/
Tryna Get Ya Brain On Track But Im Wreckin Ya Train Of Thought/
Couldnt Make Not 1 Top 10 List And Now Kuniva Wanna Get Upset/
And Like Careless Tight Rope Walkers Ya Career Depends On The Net/
Just Leave These Fake Rappers Motionless Like A Manicin/
L.i Readin My Verse Hyperventalatin Hopelessly And Panicin/
Knowin A Win Is Uncontrolable Like Addin To His Pokemon Collection/
I Think Ya Face Is The Reason Ya Parents Started Usin Protection/
Except It You flows sound all the same like The voice of Ben Stein/
I'll Put Ya Spine On A Calender And Place Ya Back-Into-Time/




Fuck you wanna do millenium flow ^^^^^^^^^^^^

My Verse
 

SPIT AGAINST SHADOWS EDGE...

Nickname goin round the site for you is 'easy win provider'...
Cause from day one on this site you stated yourself, 'im a dick rider'...
You talk a lot of shit for being 11 and 7 and no hotness comin out of your pen...
Although you try to call me an herb your didnt hesitate to place me in your top ten... :laugh:
This fool is a joke, an act, sayin he gone act a fool and pull his lead...
People know your wack, thats why not even one person posted in your crew thread...

fffuuuccckkkk..................................... ....i hit enter............ignore that lol............fuckin idiot = me........

lmao

My Verse
 

SPIT AGAINST SHADOWS EDGE....

Nickname goin round the site for you is 'easy win provider'...
Cause from day one on this site you stated yourself, 'im a dick rider'...
You talk a lot of shit for being 11 and 7 and no hotness comin out of your pen...
Although you try to call me an herb you didnt hesitate to place me in your top ten... :laugh:
This fool is a joke, an act, sayin he gone act a fool and pull his lead...
People know your wack, thats why not even one person posted in your crew thread...
Follows me around, PM’in for votes, poking me like a cactus…
This cat idols me so much, hes been place on stalker status…
You cant merk a merker, learn the facts, and stop battlin the vets...
Cause we elevated cats leave your rhymes smoked like cigarettes...
This bitch gets the attitude that he can tell the newbies bout whats essential...
Than hes got the nerve to brag bout gettin in my crew, when i put him in strictly cuz of potential...
This white cat try rappin wit shaggy hair a bent brimmed hat...
Your skill level is jus like a soda thats been open 5 days, FLAT...
This was any easy win and i bet he wants more so im up for another round......
Finished him off in 16 lines and placed him where shadows cant be seen, underground...

SPIT AGAINST E LOOCH....

Bitch you ridin wit a crew thats unknown and will stay that way...
If your the hottest in their crew than they bout to lose their heavy weight...
You think because of his cockiness, it’d be like goin up against a pro…
This bitch gets one win and he be like, ‘autographs afta the show’…
Runnin aint your protocal? Shit protocols have been broken in the past...
Put this one down in hoistory and label it, The Beating of E Looch's ass...
This bitch think he can write complicated lines that all emcees dig...
He's a fuckin dumbass, he cant even make a correct hyperlink in his sig...
Your rhymes have a similarity with European soccer, over played...
Hey your rhymes and your avi have sumtin in common too!, poorly made...

ok im done peace.....

lmao nice drop

lol aight nice drops everyone... E Looch you called it with the "stretched rhymes"... aight uppin for some votes up in hurr!

dam i cant vote but i gotta say this was the hottest battle i have seen..everyone had out of the fuckinf world punches and personals wordplay and multies...good verses from everyone ~1~

uppin.............................................

I get the feeling this is never getting closed.

^^lol yeah since there r no crew votes and we r all from different crews......uppin

i officially am leaving chryme sindicate untill this battle is over... J/K, but someone fucking vote on this shit. Christ, newbs can vote on this (even though their votes are shit) but fuck! cmon people, plenty of peeps that arent in MM, Chryme Sindicate, Headphone, and Royal. Lets vote!

OK I MUST SAY THE BEST ONE WAS E LOOCH.....damn he ripped it from beginning to end...his punches were funny as hell..."Knowin A Win Is Uncontrolable Like Addin To His Pokemon Collection/
I Think Ya Face Is The Reason Ya Parents Started Usin Protection/"...shit had me crackin up...L.I. like always ur good but ur punches for some reason miss hit a lil...u sometimes get caught of guard....NO doubt u and E brought the best....

Shadows...seemed like u were lost...ur flow didntf low good nor ur structure...its either me or ur shit wasnt connectin...u had some ok punches...but the shit sometimes didnt make sense...U NEED 2 WORK ON UR STRUCTURE AND FLOW SO IT'LL BE EASY FOR US READERS 2 READ AND COMPREHEND...

Kuniva....STOP USIN NAMES FROM D12...lol especially when u dont spit like him...but u did ight...i give u props for bein the 1st to spit...ur flow and structure was good but ur punches were a lil off.....

E LOOCH MADE THIS BATTLE FUNNY TO ME...NOT DICK RIDIN BUT JUST READ HIS SHTI AND U'LL LAUGH...HE MADE IT FUNNY AND CREATIVE WHILE YALL WERE JUST FOCUSIN ON KILLIN EACHOTHER...HE BROUGHT PERSONALS AND AT THE SAME TIME KILLED EACH AND EVERY1 OF YALL...PUNCHES ESPECIALLY FUNNY PUNCHES WIN BATTLES AND THATS WHY IM GIVEN THIS TO

SHADOWS TEAMS....U WON CONGRATS....U ONLY WON CAUSE OF E LOOCH OTHER WISE...L.I. WOULD HAVE KILLED IT...

honesty...the best attibute of an emcee....ok good honest vote.....uppin and thanks for feedback....

maybe if i would have provided links to my punches like L.I. did, u would understand, like the punch about the air soft gun, but i dont know how to do that, so, o well...

P.S. Its not like i can just, change my name...

yo shit that took a long ass time to get through
but DAMN......it was worth it

i'll say it right now that battle was the hottest shit to ever hit this site
u can tell a lot of thought went into all the spits.

FLOW
y'all had sum sick flow to ure spits and i was feelin all verses from each playa so i'm gonna call that a tie u feel me. there was no improvement needed in any of that.
STRUCTURE
once again all y'all had the structure goin on in ure spits but i'd give this to shadow and e looch cuz the kept their shit all together, they had a couple of lines that were off. kuniva u had the best structure out of all four but L.I. sort of lost the structure vote cuz his spit against shadow was the weakest 4 structure, against e looch tho it was all gud.
PUNCHES
this one is a hard one to call cuz all the punches were sick as fuck. they were hard and had perfect connection with sum quality wordplay in there, gud use of vocabs. bein so tight most wud probly call it a tie but i wud give this to kuniva and L.I cuz i found there punches a little harder and i got more enjoyment from them. L.I especially threw a few hard punches against shadow.
CREATIVITY
this was tight again and all four showed a lot of skill and creativity in their spit. kuniva had sum funny lines in his with sum gud personals and i like the way he ended explainin why his shit was in green. shadow and e looch came with hard personals in their usin sum gud originality for them and knockin the shit out of both playas. L.I against e looch was gud, sum hard personals and shit but not ure best, but the shit u used against shadow was excellent and i liked how u fitted all those links into ure spit...that showed gud creativity.
OVERALL
an overall tight ass battle, best so far on this site
both teams came with gud hard punches not fallin at all throughout each spit. definitely all spits were the best i've seen from all four. both teams used gud originality in there and hit with hard personals and used multis well in ure spits. i felt all verses but in the long run i'm gonna give this battle to L.I. and Kuniva cuz they showed just a little more creativity in there spits and i think their spits just hit that little bit harder.
VOTE - L.I. & KUNIVA

A truly tight battle from all four playas. NUFF RESPECT!

cud y'all return the favour on my handicap battle
me against both sun jian and DeLeon

the link 2 it is in my sig.

you know wut i just realized. This type of battle is the best to vote on, because when u drop a link, 2 people will hit it up. Shit, why isnt every motherfucker voting? thanks for the vote King. Ill hit ur shit up pretty soon.

yeah this shit was a hot battle...props to all emcees....mad respect for all.....this ish is gonna be the type of battle when some one wins 5-4....down to the wire....hot spits by all...goodluck and keep the honest votes comin.....up!....

good lookin quickpunch.... and this battle got a thread started about bein the hottest battle lmao just that sick nice verses people

UPPIN FOR SOME VOTES quit bein lazy an read that shit

i gotta say e-looch made this the battle it was if not for em it woulda been lopsided cuz it was more like 2 vs 1 shadow didn t seem to show up or maybe preread before he send it in i think a few minor tweeks his shit woulda been tight but kuniva and l.i. were rocks just solid and that gives the battle to l.i. team E-looch definately killed all but on a team battle 2 were solid for one team and one for the other

ok.......uppin....thanks for feedback......too bad you cant poll til u get 150 posts...o well.........uppin.........keep the honest feedback coming........

aight... not sure why everyone hates my verse... thanks for the feedback though..