punchline contest everyone in the league enter
 

rules:
post two bars against anyone in the list below for a chance at some extra points

this week you can enter only once

deadline:thrusday

Voting: after thrusday vote for your five favorite sets of punches not including yours in the order you liked them:

example: 1. fav punch, 2. next fav, 3. next and so on

at the end of the week of voting i'll add all of the voting up using this point system

1st place vote:25
2nd place vote:20
3rd place vote:15
4th place vote:10
5th place vote:5

and the guy with the set of punches with the most points wins extra points in the standing

list of people to rip on i'm using the no shows from last week

white-ice 2 weeks
CG 2 weeks
swampsouljah707 2 weeks
sdizzle 2 weeks
16th pharoah 2 weeks
phat mic 2 weeks
killah bwoy 2 weeks
nascent 2 weeks
lost child 2 weeks
def star 2 weeks
yung AMO 2 weeks
smoke crack 1 weeks
dimense 1 weeks
beastez2 1 weeks
concrete 1 weeks
menolin 1 weeks
karl merks 1 weeks
illest#1 1 weeks
cake killer 1 weeks
white gold 1 weeks
hadez 1 weeks
triple_n 1 weeks
theprophet777 1 weeks
fuckdynasty 1 weeks
paradox04 1 weeks
bigred 1 weeks
cife 1 weeks

Sucks to be cife.... I mean honestly dude
Its gotta be bad...
...when even ya reflection wants to slap you

paradox04

actin ghetto, talking about how he about to cock some glocks
check your pants man...
...there's nothing less ghetto than a pair-o-docks

smoke crack

this bitch banned for 1 more week but he aint ever gonna come back
but if he does show his face i got my nine loaded ready 2 smoke crack!!

Check In
 

Who Won Last Time?.....
Cuz I Was In The Top 5..........
????and What Do You Win????????????/

This is for cife.
 

I'm usin' cife, cause his name sounds like an Internet term

Your lines stink, cife, like a bum's stentch that tends to liner
Feel ur rhymes slippin'? That's cause I left ur blood on ur fingers

I'm critiquin' these rhymes, givin' the voters the play-by-play
Where's ur skill? Oh yeah, ur Hotbars is on E-Bay's lay-a-way

Tell me whatcha think.

the results are in the old thread and we be in the review for last week when i get it posted later tonight

phat mic...

hey phat, look a real mic, ya enjoy what it feel like,
you're a fuckin tyke, get back on your trike, and let a man rip this mic.

hadez


If your Hadez, then I guess im Zeus, you know that I'm better, I rule heaven with pleasure,
You rule the underground with nothin to measure, a forgotten treasure, worth zero to none, bby now, im out, im gone

*whitegold*

he's da type dat a bite flows,so he a neva get fame and nice hoe's-
even if da "klu klux klan" bought ya album u wouldn't go "WHiTE-GOLD"-

dogs a lost child he cant even daydream/
i think u need to fuck dynasty so atleast ur baby could read/
(the deadlines)

aint i in here?

White-Ice

i about to show u some lyrical 'magic'...like 'tracy mcgrady'
you think your 'vanilla'...ya sickest punch is 'ice ice baby'
im gunna lyrically murder u...thats something i'd enjoy
you could merk me? ha...you couldn't even 'killah bwoy' (kill a boy)

shakin this up....put the 'concrete' to the test....
make my hand a welcomed guest...
while i 'sdizzle' 'white-ice' on ya wifes chest...

Phat mic

This bitch is always spitin garbage, and thinks he's outa sight
this guys nothin and no shows, like a Fat Dike

Karl Merk

Everytime You Spit its Shit, Not Even "Fit-For-Print"
The Only Time You Droppin Shit is When You Lift The "Lid-And-Sit"

I guess U do start to lose your memory as you start to get older,/
I see White-Ice, but I thought that Vanilla guy's career was over?/

~CJ~

concrete

I`ll call myself Pedestrian.. see I got the write away
Kid gets stepped on
His rep`s a con.. cos you`re jus` fillin` holes all day.

Concrete.....

Mixed up this Concrete with my Enygmas....ain't sayin shit
Cause it's already predetermined that this kid is layin stiff

Concrete

All you hear is ya brains splatter...Hand ya head over on a silver platter...
Ain' a strategic planner, cause ya pleasure device and kryponite is a jack hammer

Do all you guys try 2 b trash if so i'm goin let the heat blow/all you talk is killing and following niggas like gay people/me and myself is hot so read as we go/so stop takin' shots at me cause y'all missin' like shaq's free throws!

v/ Rhymes1.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Lol, absolutely, no one else even post, cause he is clearly in a league of his own, so don't even waste your time. Rhymes should get that shit copyrighted, before someone steals your "hott Shitt" and get's a deal off it

Illest #1

Fuck THis Herb, Illest Is Down With The Masses . .
`Cuz Cyph Drops I's Like Chicks With Fat Asses . .

- pz.

DirtyBoy!

jhhhhdcjhgyu4vfjhgcjuyuykiuuynyut7rfgf8 Curses!!
^^Yep, that about summons up all of your verses

votes!!!! come on now no more punches top fives some one pick kyrogenix 's too that was pretty good against me here's mine against him

..................................i waited for him to show no one didn't so he's a hoe//

Jae
Native
Kryo

1. Deadly Visionz
2. Marv J
3. Disaster Peice
4. Native
5. Casual

enygma
MARVOLoUsJ1009
casual
Marv J
Disaster Peice

1. Jae Cyph
2. MarvolousJ1009
3. Disastepiece
4. Deadly Visionz
5. Kryo....would have been top if Dirtboy was one to throw a punch at...

I Should Be On Everybody's Top 5......................
Don't Sleep On All The Punchlines!!!!!!!!!!

Limited Edition
Countree Jay
Native
Jay Cyph
Kryo

you're bitching because I didnt show for a stupid ass check in
but you were late on putting the battles up..so regardless
stfu
because I owned you anyway!

i'm never late in putting the battles up they go up every monday morning just like the rules say. probably one of the only leagues i've seen on the net that can say that too. almost every league i've been in has ran late before

checkin

1. CounTREE Jay
2. Limited Edition
3. Kryogenix
4. enygma
5. Disasterpeice420

^^^^^yo king dunn do u know whut a PUNCHLINE is seriously my shit was a most creative not tryin da take nothin away from anybody and half of dez niggaz shit dont even ryhme

Votes

umm...

Cyph...
thats just about it.,..

Blah....