punchline contest everyone in the league enter
 

rules:
post two bars against anyone in the list below for a chance at some extra points

this week you can enter only once

deadline:thrusday

Voting: after thrusday vote for your five favorite sets of punches not including yours in the order you liked them:

example: 1. fav punch, 2. next fav, 3. next and so on

at the end of the week of voting i'll add all of the voting up using this point system

1st place vote:25
2nd place vote:20
3rd place vote:15
4th place vote:10
5th place vote:5

and the guy with the set of punches with the most points wins extra points in the standing

list of people to rip on i'm using the no shows from last week
black thief 2 weeks
vicodin 2 weeks
STriniBonafide 2 weeks
MetaPhysik 2 weeks
S. Carter 2 weeks
white-ice 1 weeks
CG 1 weeks
swampsouljah707 1 weeks
sdizzle 1 weeks
16th pharoah 1 weeks
phat mic 1 weeks
killah bwoy 1 weeks
nascent 1 weeks
lost child 1 weeks
def star 1 weeks
yung AMO 1 weeks

Phat mic

this bitch couldn't beat me i lost my internet conection
couldn't win if I though the battle and he cought the interseption

Lost-Child


His moms should have had him aborted, before I found out..
So we dumped him off at a park, so now he's a lost child..

lost child

Child You Lost You Aint "Sticking It To Me" You Lack "Adherence"/
Sticking Your Friends Up Your Ass Dont Mean You Get An "A-Peer-Ins"/ (appearance)

Wow!!

STriniBonafide

you new to rb...you need a 'men' tour (mentor)...why dont u loan-a-guide?
fuck RB go back to Gay.com where you can really be 'bone'-a-fied :hump:

sorry bout da gay joke

CG....

This cat's scared to show....gave him the Heebie Geebies
Shoved the pump in his face...thought I saw CG Wheezing


If you don't get that, you must be retarded....

S. Carter

S. Carter's finally been banned, i'm not polynesian but I admit
My eyes would fucking ignite...if I had to read Samoa his shit

S.Carter

You Bein The Legend Smells More Fishy Than Fresh Piyella...
Votin On Friends Battles Only Time You 'Roc-a-Fella'...(D/R)

*16th pharoah*

dude's a bitch he tattle,and he suck real badd he scared da give me battles-
his bar's old they was spittin em around da time egypt was up 2 there "16 TH-PHOaROaH"-

^^roflmao
you suck

???? bannishment battle rite now.....and u still didn't spit a punchline

???can ask everybody do LOST CHILD & FOUND OUT...ryhme????

it depends on how you say it
pronouce child like
chow'd
out
ryhmes to me
idiot
just because its not spelled the same doesnt mean it doesnt ryhme
oh and btw
you suck

lmaooo umm no stupid CHILD & OUT dont fukkin ryhme no matter way u put it..u keep sayin i suck but u dont wanna battle so suck a dick and jump off da da roof

spell child the way its pronouced

this beef is uglier than Emoral Enhance yall both
need to quit :)

^^lol^^

can he change his name enough come on... i can't even pronouse this one...oh shit he might be quoting me right now or looking fore spelng andd gramar erors (lol) shhhhhh...

Yeah, then he can put it in stretched-ass bars like your bitch ass, and then bitch when people vote against him as a result and blacklist them. You shouldn't be talkin' shit about anyone bein' pussy. You da pussy Phat Mic.
:laugh2: BITCH :thefinger

lmao^^

aight Cesus Jhist:

Says "Ready to die"...Watch As I Expose This "jews Pride"
He Can Only Dream Of Writers "Block"...THE RENTS TOO HIGH!!!

^^that was actually kind of good

S. Carter

Wanna be Jay-Z Dont you have Ur own Name//
Ur Flow's weak and ur Below me Like J is Dame//

Lol im bored

You seriously cant spell
thats not an insult
thats constructive criticism
work on it
or hope we never meet in battle

.:: - MetaPhysik - ::.

Its Physical Abuse, The Carnage My Metas Are Releasing Upon Dis Fake, For Christ Sake, Please Show Up In These Battles, Give Us All A Break/
Its Easy To Dis You Kid, No One Will Miss You Kid, The Whole Two Weeks Your Gone, Forever Banned, Everyone Will Wish You Did/

Sumthing Small..Oh Well..

~R~

16th pharoah

Kid drop his song in the ocean and still lack a natural flow
It's no wonder his name known less than that of the 16th pharoah

^^ blah... I'm tired.

vicodin

jus look at his name, fabricated from a pain-killah//
probably to subside the head-ache'd membrane wen he met somebody ill-ah

i have yet to see one decent punch.....but kryogenic's was the weakest damn

here i aint even in this but i can throw down something just for jokes haha


at killa bwoy(well his crew crime sindicate)

Crime SIN-DIC-ATE's name indicates these fags get pretty intimate/
got a hint of it from the LAST TWO SYLLABLES...now U make sense of it//

no pun intended i dont even know who's in the crew holla

hey guess what he isnt in chryme sindicate and that was actually wack unlike most of ur punches

well...looks like YOU ARE hahaha........nah i didnt check up on it i just remembered he was in in awhile back.......fuck it ,not like i get credit for these wack ass contests......n check the other punches damn even my weakest shit is better holla

You sure do talk about dick alot.
whats the matter?
Your dog isnt giving any up at home?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ OUCH!

Vicodin

Readin' your rhymes, Day Light's Savings, Because that time is lost,
Your lyrics just simply put me to sleep, plus my buzz is wearing off./

~CJ~

i ment to spell bad

kryo.......that "comeback" was as weak as the punch u wrote lol......u act like a lil bitch just cuz i posted ur pic and ur busted lol.......stop the bitchin..........wtf kinda name u got anyway..look at the first 3 LETTERS of ur name.......no wonder u act like a fuckin panty................fuckin lil girl hahahahah

S. Carter? Shit, Even ya name is bitten
So I'll collect enough chips from ya teeth to play poker with em

lk.. honestly how can you still be talking about people's looks, when you posted your pick, everyone called your a crack whore so you cried and took it down. get the fuck out of here if you aren't in the league.

ROFLMAO
Right Shadow Edge
that bitch talkin shit
and she didnt even get 1 compliment
she looks like a muppet baby reject

i didnt even get ONE compliment.....okkkkkkk,why dont u go look through the thread......the ONLY ppl talkin shit,are the ones i have beef with.......and,if you're desperate to see my PIC, u should take it up with BLACKPLANET......lol or sign up there faggot.............

n shadow's edge....u gonna talk about pics???? when u look like THAT?i KO'D u just dissin ur pics son.......yea i had THAT MUCH to say about it.........the only competition u give on this board,is for ugliest dude......its between shadow's edge,kryogenics and murderous mask........rofl

lol Im already on Blackplanet
I have over 2000 hits on my page
with about 13 or 14 pics of myself
I get about 100 notes per month
and since you're on Blackplanet
go into the pic rarin chat room
ask for a ratin and see what they give you
roflmao!

You do realize you are the ugliest dude on this website, right? And everyone knows it. And nobody likes you. And you pretend not to care, but you're on 24/7, talking shit and bragging about how good your non-existent audio is.

ok first off,i cant COUNT how many notes i used to get/still get son........n when i had my pic on my yahoo profile......i used to get IM'ed by HUNDREDS of ppl. everyday...literally ,i have about 10 profiles on yahoo cuz the buddy lists were full on all of them.........the ONLY ppl who have ever hated on my pic,were kids i battled on rap sites n beefed with them lol.........well,i'd rather that than stalkers.....so fuck it.....

as for this punchline shit......um,native takes it......not the hottest shit i've seen,but better than the rest.......holla