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vango vs. mic_wrecker vs. limited edition
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battles go up sunday night around 10:00 pm eastern check in by wedsday verses due by thrusday votes due by the next sunday around 9:00pm eastern rules: no dick riding no crew votes no freeposting that's what the beef thread is for if you do it here more then three times your dq'd no feeding off of other guys verse bar limits: 4 line min. for each oppenent 16 line max. for each oppenent |
Whoa...this is gonna be a dope battle...checkin' in good luck to you dawgz...
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checkin in yup yup
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checkin in, good luck.
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~vango~
look both u bitches is ass rhymes bout as sharp as butter knives// my flow's so sicc, one spit may make u break out in hives// dont think caz we tag teamed that i'll hesitate to bring ya ass ta shame// embarrass ya ass an make u get gone like the last syllable in ya name// caz i simply proclaim to b the best, u just sparin wit me// even if u was the rappin version of ron jermeny u culdnt come as hard as me// unhook ya mic vango, throw in the towel// motown piston ya paced flow reject it send 3 rows deep in da crowd// the shit i speak wit all ya brain cellz u cant comprehend// aint no AP's in flowin dunce! so bitch just take this all in// i waltzin to a victory bitch u at full sprint// pantin an swaetin an u still cant come as close to this// Limited Edition yea u limited in ya thought process elvevate yo shit, get it higher// knowin damn well that jay is the only reason ya "countree" crew is fiya// but to pass yaself off as legit u put em in ya sig to guise ya flow// but if talent was TNT u wulndt have enough to blow ya nose// get ya weight up lil boi my punches'll put some girth in yo loins// an make ya foreign ass obsolete in america like "canadian" coins// wat the fucc i gotta fear, this nigga from above the border???// this "STAN" imposter, when the only reson he writes is to b shady's supporter// yea i work tracks like a knoc-turn-AL// deez niggaz had they turn but its my turn now// look i'll murder yo ass, so get a move on in advacne// kkk think they reapin wat they sow when they see this honkey hangin from a B.R.A.N.C.H// :laugh: i culd give a fuck about to potential caz in the end u gotta step up// i did, but its prolly a waste caz he'll read my shit an not show up....... that was better than last week but these niggaz mite get scurred |
Yo...check it...Mic-Wrecker... Let me borrow that mic, here, let me wreck it for you You gon' be the next victim of the violence I resort to I could still beat you...if everyone read bewteen my bars 'Destined 2 Rhyme', but ya wackness doesn't line up wit tha stars Your six losses were all from six herbs, such shameful news Fifteen of your wins were stroke of luck...all of them DQ's You sick of losin' to wack herbs you try to rig-the-tally Gettin' no women, guess you will have to rely on VanGo's avy Read my verse realize your defeat and give up after a split second You shoulda tried harder, wack is ya style, and that shit is 'destined' Battle like this...are ones that I don't put up much of a fight Damn, good thing we used yours, cause you so wack... ...wack overload...ya blew up ya mic... Haha...VanGo... Long time ago you was mad that I dissed you in a punchline contest Bein' dope is hard, it's my job, you just don't understand the process Got no beef now...I still woulda won 'cause ya style wasn't fluent Take the structure of ya verse...shatter and burn the entire 'bluebrint' You think that you so ill...because of some wins you think that you are a vet Eveybody doesn't you seriously, 'cause ya anime girl doesn't look like a threat Take ya blueprints and line em up...blast 'em away wit automatic rifles My werds preach...you may not win this, but you can be one of my disciples Take these bars...learn somethin...stuff em into ya head 'Cause there is no heat comin' from you...on the infrared Ayo...the anime chick is bouncin'...time for VanGo to get started If you actually show up to this battle...son... ...you are most definetly retarded... Blah...w/e....good luck to you both...no hate intended. |
Sorry fro freepostin', but Mic-Wrecker...not in B.R.A.N.C.H anymore...in Ill IntentionZ but w/e dawg...dope verse...waitin for VanGo...
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Mic- Wrecker
Okay so its Mic-Wrecker and Limited Edition, or you can call them suckers Theyre the sequel to Meet the Parents, Everyone Please meet the Fuckers, Lets get one thing straight Mic-wrecker, i aint never been a hater But i heard Rap Battles has a gay site, and your the moderator I understand you got no friends, its okay to be a loner maybe you can get with Kryogenix, and help him with his boner (http://community.rapbattles.com/showthread.php?t=125754) Cuz my back is hurtin from carryin ya ass last week in that tag team battle Except this week, your up shit creek, and guess what i forgot your paddle Destined to Rhyme, what a joke, its more like Destined to go up in Smoke My suggestion you retire, before i have you spittin thru the wire No need to get upset not everyone can be a rapper cuz you couldnt get applause in a dark room filled with clappers Limited Edition This faggots claimin hes Limited Edition, man cats like you come a dime a dozen Mic-wrecker why didnt you tell me You and Limited were kissing cousins? Its ironic you like in Canada thats where our draft dodgers used to run and hide You claim your crews got ILL Intentionz, while then i suggest try suicide I tear kids like you apart, chew them up, then spit and rinse see id have been your father Limited, but Moby beat me to the fence Your a rookie, Im a vet, your a newbie, Im a STar Plus you wouldnt know what dope was if you were Pablo Escobar Let me predict your chances of winning, the way i see it you got one shot If i walk outside and catch a bullet, and if mic-wreckers verse aint hot Surgeon General claims Vango is "HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH" So Limited play like Eminem, and go ahead and "LOSE YOURSELF" |
uppin this shit
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man theez verses is wack...........
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v/limited edition
he came suprisingly decent |
i shuld murk theeze cats, weak personals all they did was bounce off, wack man
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i agree these verses is wack.
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i mean mic wreckers verse
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hahaha great joke.....no really it sucked
nice verse krio...........now i no how ur fucced up neorons work |
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can you repeat that sentence in english |
vote.......u need to explain that......the vote was b/s
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no explanation or nuttin, u just voted to get extra points in the rankings
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no explanation or nuttin, u just voted to get extra points in the rankings
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was that a vote, i dont think it was.
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it was it sed v/limited edition.........no explanation at all
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okay, well it wont be counted cuz its not explained. so dont sweat it.
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god damn you freeposting bastards
mw: ehh, weak verse, you're punches weren't hard at all, i wasn't really feeling your verse towards vango. your verse towards l.e. was better, the blow your nose line was nice le: weak verse again, punches not hitting too hard, you wasted 4 lines (both of your openers weren't even punches). not feelin much in either verse vango: seems like you tried a little more and did just enough to edge the other two, verse still had it's weak points, but you had more clever concepts and i felt your punches hit harder than the others vote = vango |
this was a tight 3-way battle
all three playaz had tight verses. Mic-wrecker u came hard in ure spits playa, ure flow and structure were on form as always. ure punches were hittin hard although some of them came pretty weak, but the majority stayed sonsistent with good connection. u showed some creativity, more than the other two and u didn't use any seriously played shit. OVERALL 8/10 Limited Edition u had a nice flow and structure comin similar to mic-wrecker. ure punches were gud but not as strong as mic wreckers and one in particular i didn't like................ "Your six losses were all from six herbs, such shameful news Fifteen of your wins were stroke of luck...all of them DQ's" the second line was gud, but the first one...i've beaten him and i aint no fuckin herb. other than that u showed little creativity really and i was just feelin mic more. OVERALL 7/10 Vango once again u came similar to the other two MC's, u had a gud flow and structure. personally i think u came about the same as limited and the fact that u usedp layed out homo lines in both ure verses really let them down. it showed a lack of originality and creativity and frankly, ure punches were not hittin that hard really. OVERALL 7/10 V/ - mic-wrecker |
Vango wins this, but he had the advantage of going last. By the time he got to his verse, I was thinking "man if he has half a decent punch, he gets the vote." First two people were blah... mic wrecker stretched as fuck with only half a decent punch anywhere, structure totally messed up, new concepts not really to be seen. LE barely throws punches and continued the stretched, weak style this time. No real wordplay, a couple almost ok personals but really nothing going on. Vango had a punch or two in his verse.. the one against LE sucked pretty bad but the other one was almost decent so Vango wins.
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Okay so its
vango-2 Micwrecker-1 LE-0, unless the unexplained vote is counted |
uppin
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uppin yall lets get some more votes in
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breakdown for mic_wrecker:
flow:not bad kinda basic but 6/10 volcab:average nothing too special here 5/10 punches:fav line,"an make ya foreign ass obsolete in america like "canadian" coins//"not too bad here some alright lines 6/10 overall:17/30 breakdown for limited edition: flow:worked well between both jobs no problems with it 6/10 volcab:not too bad better then mic wrecker was 6/10 punches: fav lines,"Gettin' no women, guess you will have to rely on VanGo's avy" good job addressing both of your oppenents at the same time you had a good verse against each although i did like the one against mic wrecker better still worked well 7/10 overall:19/30 breakdown for vango: flow:nice no problems here 6/10 volcab: best out of the three i thought nice job 7/10 punches:not quite as many lines as the others had but yours were more creative. my fav,"I understand you got no friends, its okay to be a loner maybe you can get with Kryogenix, and help him with his boner" good job between both verses too 7/10 overall:20/30 vote--vango gets my vote real close battle though between the three of you |
3-1-0 vango wins and gets two wins
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