Funny reason 2 break up from a girl
 

I havent had anything hilarious but...

1.)gf hated that I still watched porn while I was with her.
2.)not trying anal sex.
3.)for having stinky shit.

altho I didnt use these when breakin up with them it was the main force.....erm.......u got funny ones?

(im just tryin 2 make this forum more hedrosexual again..rumour has it...if u say or even read the word gay too much u turn gay :laugh: )

i broke up with a girl once because she always scraped my dick with her teeth when she went down on me. ahhhhhhh.

ergh and ow....was she goofy?

^^^^^^^^rofl

not really goofy, well to think of it she was extremely loud in bed. i mean like annoying loud. i mean everyone thinks you want a girl like that in bed, but really thats annoying when you gotta put a pillow over her mouth.

haha.....thats why doggie.....face in the pillow is always best...

I also dumped a chick coz she had a slight weight prob.....nuttin serious

^as u can probably tell by my absence from that picture.....i hated cowgirl

WOW
Thats a big bitch.
I broke up with a girl because she said Chingy was her favorite rapper.

i thought she was riding you and you were in the bed somewhere. ha ha.

Rrrrrrrrooooooooooofffffffffffffflllllllllll!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn...i really was rollin on the floor laughing at that pic and vango's reply

funny shit.......LMAO

That is fuckin' disgussin.

i just tell her my dick is ellergic to her, serious medical shit

Why do you have a girlfriend in the 1st place?

WOW
Thats a big bitch.
ewww

Lmao....sexy pic Apo...*pms strobe to add her to the hall of shame*

damn i cant even eat my cereal no more from seeing that pic

i once dumped a girl cause after she fucked me the next day she tried fuckin my dad..........so i bootted that fuckin hoe

fuck i broke up wit a hoe one time right i was at her house and shes like ima take a shower baby and i was like aight bitch turned that shower on knowing i wasnt by the door and she took a whole 25 minutes to take a shit than took a shower she turned on the shower so i couldnt hear her shit lmfao true true so i went to piss and got damn i bout passed out holy fuck bitch can lay some mean ones lmao this shit is true and alwaywz will be

lmao thas some halerious shit dawg lmfao for realz my stomach hurts from laughin at dat shit

you kids are pickin up some skank hoes then...god damn.

well to say dawg she really wasnt mine but a fuck buddy ya heard but she claim i was hers so i did tha same but she was fine i tell ya that much but sge stinked i left that shit right after that day i barley even talk to her

Broke Wit A Bitch That Wouldn T Shave Her Shit Up..... Was Like Fuckin Sand Paper

lmfaoooooo ^ ahhaha

lmfao dawg thas some funny shit lmfao^

that is a big bitch....did you suficate? were you smothered in that lard?

i broke up with a girl cuz here ass was stanky as a son of a mother, but i didnt notice it untill i was in here room....as asked if she could pass a gas mask.....and she was a foot taller than me and i was 5,6.....

um

Not willing to try diffrent postions..e.g letting me do all the work..then refusing to do anything about it when suggesting it..picked up on a girl in a club thas really hot..hotter than ur present girl..has pictures of ex bfs on the wall and refuses to take them down coz they are "memories"..gets the most wasted in a party and starts to fall down and sleep on ur shoulder spoiling your night errrr how annoying!!!!!!

that is one fat ass fuck

^i guess you were a little short lol j/p

lmao, this is some funny shit up in here, i feel physically sick after that pic tho apotheosis

i got rid of a bitch once jus 2 prove a point

niggas sayin i wus whipped, so i dumped her fine ass

told ha that shit wus happenin 2 fast n i needed sum space LOL (bullshit)

GAY

lol nice one man..........^^^^^RRRRRROOOOOFFFFLLL LLLLMMMMMAAAAAAOOOO

the reason i broke up with her wasnt the best, but the way i did it was the best. she called me and i said i couldnt talk on the phone so i told her to message me on MSN, i made my icon a pic of me and her with a red circle arround us and a line throught it. ahah. she got the message.