Caliph vs. Myster E.
 

deadlines:
battles go up monday
check in by wensday
verses due by thursday
votes due by the next sunday
rules:
no dick riding
no crew votes
no freeposting more then three times your dq'd
no feeding off of other guys verse
up your battle more than three times in a row your dq'd
bar limits:
4 line min.
20line max.
REMEMBER in your check in thread you must edit it with 5 vote links, if not you will be subtracted a vote every time you are missing a link!!!!

im checking in but how i do the vote thing????im lost there what is that and how is it done i aint trying to lose on a typo.

edit your checkin post with your vote links...they all have to be lcb battles...

i only got 4 battles 2 i got dqed one i one one is going on and the one with giovanni i need closed suz he dont wanna battle .how do i put my sites up and edit??

whats a icb battle???ok i see im gonna vote on all the battles so niggas better vote on my shit and keep it honest i lose i lose fuck it.holla.

^^^Lyrical Championship Battle's....u dont post links of ur Front-Lines Battles....what he means is u have to edit ur check in with 5 LCB (explained above) votes...meaning vote on 5 battles in LCB and edit ur check in with them...not difficult

myster e is a lame
picture me trying to duck this kid
mystery should be his name
he dont know who the fuck he is
think he a killa gansta
only heat he ever touched is his oven
little wansta
think cuz his pants sagging he thuggin
he buggin if he think we believe um
his gay lover gonna leave um
and i fucked his moms with no rubbers
you understand what im meaning?(im soning this nigga)
he dreaming
if he think votes is leaning towards um
he at the precint recording(nigga snitching)
the swordsmen of rap im chopping um down
he only pop shit when the cops around
drop um down
im gonna murder this rookie
cuz aint nobody ever heard of this pussy :shoot: :nono:

You wanna battle?, I'm ready for war, I'm your father I fucked your mum before, she became a whore,/
I had her up against the bathroom door, 9 months later she had you on the bathroom floor, You were so ugly she threw you away and kept the umbilical cord,/
In a Ford explorer I take a tour of the hood corners lookin for your mum at thirty-four,/
I had to take off her dirty draws, to get her on all fours, I did fuck her only cuz I pulled short straws,/
It's Myster.Eastcoast vs. Cali, how's it goin? I'm beatin him badly,/
This battle is the first time he's meetin his daddy, but sadly, he found out I'm a baddy,/
He askin why I abandoned him, but I answered him by grabbin him, slappin him, then jackin him,/
I threw mud and it stuck, to win he offered me a dick suck, did I accept? not in his luck,/
He's so shit I had to quick flush, Your a dishcloth, but I wiped the wet floor with you, and rinsed out the bitch bitch bit in you,/
Quit you fool, before every rapper disses you, this is issue, will leave you needin tissue,/

Woah weak is all i gotta say. Why in hell did you both sign up??? With that said ima have to go with Myster E purely because his flowed well despite the streeeeeetched structure, u need work on that dawg seriously, he used sum nice multis dissed Caliphs mum more than Caliph himself but never the less he got this, i dont know how but he did.

V/Myster E.

This is was a wack battle....anyways

Myster E gets this im not breaking down this shit cuz its a wack battle
his flow was better multis and he came less wack than C

v/Myster E

this is ridicolous shit. U both suck...u shud be kicked out this league u wack fucks.

None of u had any punches...ima vote for the only guy who used a personal & that was

Caliph.

myster e is a lame
picture me trying to duck this kid
mystery should be his name
he dont know who the fuck he is

at least he used a personal

Vote Cal.....u still tho

myster.e won, caliph was jus ramblin on about nothin...jus changin subject in ever line, nuttin connected..jus wack....
Myster.e that shit was wack as fuck...but u win....
v/myster.e

E.

yo i got caliph mystry e or w/e talk abot fuckin his mom is that directed at caliph?
punches: tie
personals: caliph
multis:mr

vote: caliph

Very wack battle...caliph gangsat rap is weak when its text no one does that anymore only rook's with no mind power what-so-ever....your verse had good wordplay but that it...just some w/p punches was basic structure was sloppy wasnt hott at all

myster e your punches were basic your structure was stretched/forced....but at least you had a couple meta's and decent punches you came weak as did caliph but he came alot weaker

v/ myster. E

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=137399
I admit my shit was wack (usually I don't do this but...)

Stop doing that you fag.......you've been posting links in battles
like crazy J-Poll should kick you out for your verse alone wack fuck

Open.

You wanna battle?, I'm ready for war, I'm your father I fucked your mum before, she became a whore,/
I had her up against the bathroom door, 9 months later she had you on the bathroom floor, You were so ugly she threw you away and kept the umbilical cord,/

5/10

myster e is a lame
picture me trying to duck this kid
mystery should be his name

2/10

Winner..Myster E

wackest battle ever in this league no doubt......plain shit...

anyways imma go wiv mystery because he atleast tried to punch whereas the other cat was just makin no effort, how did u manage to have an off flow wiv barz that short, anyway this goes to M because i think some of his lines were close to tickling this guy.....


v/M

This battles is weak as Fuck...
Caliph came weak as hell... but some lines were OK... his flow was messed up and this stucture too...Damn you emabrassed the league and made it look like shit...

Myster E. you did better than Caliph exept you structure and flow was not as good, had no personals and punches and even if you mite have I'd bet it were weak... you still beat him

V/Myster E.