Home made remedies
 

What personal remedies do u have for daily problems that people get which seem unusual yet work for u.

I was talkin 2 my friends at the pub about this & i had quite a few genuine things that work.

Acne/Skin Rash. I luckily never got acne, I mean obviously one or two zits have emerged on m beautiful face but nothing major except when I work out I sometimes get a rash on my which arent spots, they are like a sweat rash which is pretty nasty soundin & lookin. So what i did one time was put some salt in my bath & sat there shoulders back for at least 20 minutes...2 days later totally gone. I told my gfriends little bro about this coz he gets quite a few zits & he now washes his face with salt water 2 or 3 times a week & it has actually reduced the acne he gets.

Hangovers.....ergh....i get looads of these. If u can manage to get the energy to climb out ur bed covered in vomit then drink a bottle of lucozade & eat 2 bananas.

Improvin ur penis skills. Obviously girls want a penis with good endurance & strength. I have found that doin 3 sets of fast pressups before sex makes it able for the blood rush to my penis therefore having a stronger errection. I know this is not always easy to do before sex but try it. 2ndly, to improve ur endurance, if u feel ur about to cum to early, tug ur balls down, haha sounds silly but it works, it stops u from what ur doin.

errrrrrr thought ide share. U guys get any good remedies on any other problems?

word...lol...........If you know youll cum early use ur toungue before lol work her up first.......or if it an one night stand who cares...lol

commin from a HUNg 13 year old hahahahaha

lol yall both stupid as fuck.lmao. well if i get a scrape on my knee my mommy kisses it and it gets ALLLLLLLL better. :thumbup:






for you stupid fucks out there.......i was playin...

yea 13 centameters bitch :laugh: corny ass little boy go away grown ups is talking..................anyways if you got a headache lay back and breath in through one nostrol and out the other you have to be flat on your back it releases the preesure and your headache should leave in a minute or less :thumbup:

your mommy kisses more then my knee :laugh: :hump:

shutup Caliph why dont they ban you for freepostin...

empire..............no, that wasnt a good comeback. so just give it up....:thumbup:

dont make me sya it cuz ill make you run home cryin to go order some enzyte Caliph aka Empire



OWNED

what are you doing wheres your remedy bitch?my remedy for little boys with big mouths
(like chase)bone thier mothers and then beat them when your they step father dont worry chase ill bone your mother tommorow son son :laugh:

another remedy is if you have dry skin rubb aloe from a leaf on it to get rid of it that bullshit in a bottle is trash

ok bon my mother but at least I know what a woman's orgasm sounds like outside a computer....lol....OWNED...and b.t.w. I made ya momma scream like crazy hoecake..........too bad she had a heart attack from expiereincing her first orgasm which you never gave her.......how selfish keepin those 3 inches to your hand

SONNED

thats so corny you never had pussy post a pic of you with a woman not a girl older then 15 and ill post one better bitchsonned

Phantom if u dont like the thread, dont post in it coz ur uppin it. If u dont like something just ignore it..dont come in a thread trying to be tuff. I made this thread just b coz its slightly different from the regular "top emcees" thread that u never wud be put on.

^thats how u own chase :)

wait poppa i was fuckin playin. dont get mad just cuz i dont d/r you. keep the peace... :thumbup:

^ :laugh: that shit was funny

empire, dont start laughing. almost every single person in the "wackest textcees" thread, mentioned you. nothing else needs to be said...

unlike any of your punches lol


OWNED

plus Ill make sho I gots pictures cuz im goin to a highschool dance cuz im an ill dancer

Plus
I msoo tall I always make it with high school hoes..

Remedy:IF you wanna get rid of a wom,an but odnt wanan go through the drama just ignore her and act like your too buisy to go out on dates.....eventually shell break^ syain why be together when we cant see each other...

almost you just said you got grown woman?lies you exposed yourself thereownedand phangtom only haters would mention me i beat god al b. damned and rising sun just to name a few i lost half of my losses by hater votes aint no voters in real life you fucking lame im far from the whackest on this site and ill merk you thats why your bitchass crew wont accept our call out

1-when the fuck did you call us out?
2-i already ko'ed you when you were caliph. hmm sorry.

well one

1. I merked you in a 10 minute dorp while you took a day and tried yo dq me....as caliph

2. I murked you in Poetry League but you had For$akens honest vote dq'ued...

no 1 forsaken is your friend and my enemy nuff said 2 your poem was madd corny one dimensional and just boring mine was way outta your league and flow is also a hater and your friend thats why he voted for you so we sould get a tie and i wouldnt ko you he aint vote on no other battles bitch so you aint win you lost you only tied cuz of dr votes bitch

empire even i could merk you, just shut up.................

^yea, and I could merk him. :D

Hold your breath for like 20 seconds when you have hiccups. I do it all the time and it works.

When your swimmming, and you get water in your ear, keep bobbing your head to the side and eventually it'll fallout.

you just admited to being claiph hoecake....triple owned

well instead of wackin off......sometimez i hump my fuzzy blanket hehe

lmao...... u do that 2? awesome....rofl

not feeling high?

remedey: smoke

hahahahah

wack off to different lcassifications of porn on kazaa so it wont get borin...

seriously instead of wackin off find a fuzzy blanket an put some porn or suttin on and start humpin hehe

thats a fuckin disgusting thing to say^^^

im appalled...^^

but im still gunna try it.....:thumbup:

ahahahhaa if your dicks feeling small (never happened 2 me)

look at Emopires makes you fell a foot longer...