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Poet vs One-Man-Band
DRUNK BATTLE OF WACKNESS
Rules.. Participants must come as wack as is mentally possable.. Using the most played and stupid lines as you could ever think of.. IMPORTANT NOTE TO VOTERS: Vote on what verse was more wack.. Not on which verse was better.. As this is a wackness battle, not a normal battle.. 1 - UNLIMITED Lines No Crew Votes Plenty of Recycling Plenty of biting No Drunk Votes No High Votes All votes must be wack.. All voters must be idiots.. Minimum posts to vote: 150 Check in by: 09-07-04 at 04:46 AM Must drop verse in 4320 minutes after check in. |
One-Man-Band has ACCEPTED this battle on 09-04-04 04:47 AM.
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Poet has ACCEPTED this battle on 09-04-04 04:49 AM.
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wake up in the morning and i ask myself/////////// is life worth living should i blast myself////// Still i see no ChAnges, all i see is racist faces///////////////// misplaced hate brings disgrace to races//// something something something, penetentiary//////// something something something, black president/////\\\\\\ In da club, bottle full a bub\\\\\ bottle fulla bub.... uhhhh.... in the club\\\\\\\\\\\ and moby? you can get stomped by obie///////////////// 50 cent is cool, my gangsta friends told me///////////////////////// poet is a poet that is crap like shakespeeeer/// i like chips, and also, i like beer, but poet said he hates beer/// he is queer//////////////// deer////// steer//////// near// get into gear/ appear/////// man, go take pills///// youll die, and get killed////////////////////////// because of my skill/////////////////////////////////////////////////// it is rill (real)//////////////////////// mic check//////// and i am not wack(you have to say it like weck, then it is flowing.)///// man, yo, yo o yo yo yo yo, your dimes are not as fine as mine (as in i have more money)/////// nigga, yo, fuckin, bro, dime (thats a personal diss to his name, 11!!11!!!!)/// motherfucker///////// i will make you throw up///// fuckin, yo my thug niggas blast gats to you, and then you are dead because that is what i say until another day/// and then you are dead, and i dance on your carcuss, and grave, until you are disrespected by my thug niggas bottle full of bub, gay /// 50 cent/// spent// rent// lent// // fuckin your game is gay, like your mom and fat, but no p or h, so you are a bum * lines 2-3 are referrals to flowing, anf dope ness (!!11!1!!!1) **lines 5-1 are good as a fill, but fill punch flow metas. ***yes ****the punches are too complicated for you,, if. Then to do not voteing, because you will not understand the flowing man, i grew up in the hood, and gangsta.. so if you dickriders are on my dick, ill blow my E-gats to your e-aliases on the internet, clapped e-style, yo Peace , thug, yo, 50 cent. |
this is a verse i pre-writ about a week ago, pre-writing is cool
wake up in the morning and i ask myself/////////// is life worth living should i blast myself////// Still i see no ChAnges, all i see is racist faces///////////////// misplaced hate brings disgrace to races//// something something something, penetentiary//////// something something something, black president/////\\\\\\ In da club, bottle full a bub\\\\\ bottle fulla bub.... uhhhh.... in the club\\\\\\\\\\\ and moby? you can get stomped by obie///////////////// 50 cent is cool, my gangsta friends told me///////////////////////// poet is a poet that is crap like shakespeeeer/// i like chips, and also, i like beer, but poet said he hates beer/// he is queer//////////////// deer////// steer//////// near// get into gear/ appear/////// man, go take pills///// youll die, and get killed////////////////////////// because of my skill/////////////////////////////////////////////////// it is rill (real)//////////////////////// mic check//////// and i am not wack(you have to say it like weck, then it is flowing.)///// man, yo, yo o yo yo yo yo, your dimes are not as fine as mine (as in i have more money)/////// nigga, yo, fuckin, bro, dime (thats a personal diss to his name, 11!!11!!!!)/// motherfucker///////// i will make you throw up///// fuckin, yo my thug niggas blast gats to you, and then you are dead because that is what i say until another day/// and then you are dead, and i dance on your carcuss, and grave, until you are disrespected by my thug niggas bottle full of bub, gay /// 50 cent/// spent// rent// lent// // |
iS IT OK TO PRE-WRITE? CUZ I DID ANYWAY.. AND FUCK EVERYBODY WHO THINKS THATS NOT ALRIGHT CUZ THIS SITE IS A TRANSVESTITE.. OK HERES MY VERSE ANYWAY!!//
HEY DUDE!!! YOUR GAY LIKE 5 CENTS AND SNOOP DOG'S PANTS!!!//~// AND IF 5 CENTS SAW YOU ON THE STREET HE WOULDNT KISS YOU HED SHOOT YOU CUZ HE IS GOD.....OF ANTS!!!// I WILL SEND YOU AN ANTHRAX LETTER FOR BEING AN IDIOT// AND I WIN THIS BATTLE ALREADY CUZ YOU LOSE FROM BEING DEAD!!!//// NO SHOW... IDIOT!!!//~///////~~~ YOU DONT EVEN LIKE VAGINA BECAUSE OF BEING WACK LIKE A GAY SURFER!!!/~/// AND YOU EAT A ASSHOLE AND LIKE IT//~ B~CUZ YA WORSA... YOU MAKE ME SICK LIKE WHEN I HAD BRUTAL SEX WITH YOUR MOM!! AND SHE LIKED IT!!$$//@%%~~~///// NOT TO MENTION YOU CANT FIGHT IT!!.?////!~/ CUZ I AM THE BESTEST ON THE MIC MAN.. IM 9 YEARS OLD AND BETTER THAN YOU./// HOW DO YOU FEEL CUZ OF BEING BAD!!!//~~//// LIKE A HOT IRON!!~ (TO TOUCH!!``.//) MY MOM AND DAD SAID I WIN.. SO YOU ARE DEFINATLY GONNA LOSE CUZ THEY ARE SMART!!//~~ AND IM LIKE ART.. YOU ARE JUST A FART!!!//~~ SO YO.... GOODBYE IN THIS CRAPPY BATTLE OF RAPPING!!// YOU ARE BEING SLAPED IM A PIMP AND IM A THUG LIFE TUPAC DICKRIDING........~~~FUCK IT IM BETTER THAN YOU!!!// WHY PEOPLE ARE WONDERING? BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A SHOE........??//!!!// MADE OF POO... AND GRASS...//@$@// WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE AN ASS.. (HOLE)// OK GOODBYE YES.. YOU ARE FRIED.. O I MEAN FIRED CUZ /YOU ARE BURNT IN MY RAP... YO YO// I AM AS DOPE AS SINNER.. AND YOU ARE LIKE A YO YO.. I AM A WORD PLAY MASTER AND YOU ARE JUST A NORMAL // RAPPER, BUT YOU ARE CRAPPER../// GOODBYE DUDE.. YOU ARE FINISHED LIKE TUPAC AND .......!APPA---~~../// OK YO IZZLE... THIS IS THE PERSONALS... - I RENAMED 50 CENT TO 5 CENTS CUZ THIS IS ALL THIS GUY IS WORTH..// - HE KISSES 50 CENTS PICTURE EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP// - MY MOM AND DAD SAID IM A GOOD RAPPER// - I HAVE A RECORD DEAL YO CUZ IM GANGSTA AND DOPE/ - I AM A REAL RAPPER IN DISGUISE BUT DONT TELL ANYONE!!!// !!!!!now VOTE ON MY DOPE BATTLE YO!!!!$!!$#//I AM LIKE A CHINESE FARMER... I LIKE RICE!!~~ |
uppin.............................................
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Voted For: Poet
Poet, yours was so whack that i didn't even read it all.. You won hands down.. One Man Bands verse was tight in the beginning, i don't care if you did bite, it doesn't apply in this battle, so therefore it was tight.. unless you want it to apply and get banned... but poets made absuloutley no sense, it was dumb, didn't rhyme sometimes, it was a horrible veerse. poet, you are a creative motha freaker.. |
oh yea, return the favor right here, thanx
http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=147255 |
Uppin for more wack votes..........................
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Uppin this bitch again.............................
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Voted For: One-Man-Band
Anyone who cant remember 2pac lyrics is WACK AS FUCK!!! |
oh yeah do i get some wack points for leaving a unexplained vote?
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This was feedback posted for Poet
LOL, this was funny shit guys, funny shit, I really enjoyed it
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Man Thats Wack!!!/
Uhh... The Other Guy Said That He Doesent Return Votes And Ill Give Anyone Who Votes For Me A Beer!!// Im Not Trying To Sway Votes Or Anything But He Said That He Hates Voters... Just Thought Id Tell You Guys That!~~?/// |
Voted For: Poet
lol poet.......................................... |
Voted For: Poet
I AM AS DOPE AS SINNER.. AND YOU ARE LIKE A YO YO.. wackest line in this battle,,,,,,, This shit was pretty funny to read, ONE MAN BAND< YOU TRIED WAY TO HARD AND IT WASNT REALLY THAT GOOD>>>>>>> POET WAS FUNNY WITH HIS SHIT SAYIN THAT SINNER LINE THIS WAS FUCKED |
hahahaha... poets dope at being wack.. i dont know whether to be happy or sad that people are saying im bad at being wack?? lol.. confusin
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Voted For: One-Man-Band
LOL...funny ass battle...my vote goes to O-M-B...his shit was wack~as~hell..haha..structure was wack..rhymes were wack to..practically yo verse didn't make any sense either... Poet...yo shit was wack to...i like tha way u had caps un in there..even wacker..structure was gay..and same wit tha vocab..haha |
This was feedback posted for One-Man-Band
Ha ha jus feedback coz i wanna see what ery 1 else said P OMB & Me whorin newbs wit them wacknees beats
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This was feedback posted for One-Man-Band
lmao this shit is fucking hallarious poet i think he got you though hes was super whacked your shit was dope compared to his lmao damn this shit is funny though i cant vote what im gonna vote on?
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yo the responses are even funnier especially sik wit its vote this is funny as fuck :laugh:
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ooooo drawed... uppin ... --__--
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Voted For: One-Man-Band
im wack poet was a wack fuck like all the vet around here they suck to much dick so all of are gay stupid fucking faag you suck on each otherdick to much hahaa One: yours is copied from tupac you asswipe and you was wacker than wack so stop fucking tupac and dont suck on 50's dick OK i did a wack vote but really one man was wacker |
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Man Thats Wack
Shut Yo Mouth For I Wackedy Wack Wack Ya Fuken Skull Till It Cracks *insert Random Vote Swaying Comment Here* |
haha,,.. man youre wack
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man, you're wack!
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Voted For: Poet
i vote for poet because i refuse to read both verses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Man Thats Wac..........*rechecks Vote*
Oh No That Is A Good Vote Then!! |
Voted For: Poet
Ahaa this shit hillarious but overall wackness goes 2 poet |
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