I hate the way u do that right thurr/
hearing ya song 50 times Ima pull out all my hair/

I hate the way u do that right thurr/
If stupid songs was town u'd be tha mayor/

I hate the way u do that right thurr/
My raps annoying too but I dont care/

next: Lil Jon

Fuck little jon, his cookie soft lines are plain crummy/
Weak ass... leads to constant Shit... you know runny/
Just yack-idy yack, structured around Barz str8 wack/
Like Admins to this site, his ryhmes loaded with hack's/

Like tiny members his spit's easily forgot... unlike Silver, this Jon's 'long' been a flop/
A Disk Jockey minus the "S", he 'rides' more than Kids on pony's, w/rainbows affixed to his chest/

Next rapper: Bubba sparx ( I hate that dude)

Bubba sparx realised that he better plead diliverance//
Sick enuff to beat him with tin-skins, Em takes a mile he takes and inch//
The way he loses popularity is the best way to make his fans wince//
Even in his vidio's you wish he would get hung with a sinch//
Hez cum to the point were no one even respects him anymore//
Having only 1 real hit song and then he hitz the floor//

Next rapper: 50 cent and his fake self.

Damn homie 50 u that wanksta/
u fukkin gorilla i will shank ya/
all yo fans said damn dis nigga hoed 50 cent/
i told them it was chump change it wasnt really shit/
u aint worth shit but 2 punk ass quarterz/
imma blast u away wit military mortorz/


next rapper: Ja Rule

Rap is phuked when kids are still listening to Ja Rule
His short self walking around like he is "too cool"
Wait till he's gona be skooled, by white boys with pools
He's still to angry to understand, he dont rule
No kings, Few fans, Punk Kid walking around like hez da "man"
Only need ta shoot his pants off, we'll be laphin so hard well "Lol" spam

Next Rapper: Vannila Ice

vanilla ice was the dude in like '92,
till we heard his second single and his real history blew
ruinin' the reps for the white mcs that truely grind
belongs in the pen for life, lets do a swap for shine
he got bitched by the industry and walked away ashamed,
thats why hes in a rock group now with not a penny to his name
and what the fuck kind of name is vanilla ice for real,
when his true self had to melt for his fake ass to get a deal
so i think we've killed this cat though few know he still exists,
now lets see how hard RB can give me a dirrrty nelly diss

Hmm sry

He says hez #1 but truth be, hez just a lunitic//
Cant even show to ludacris, From sait luis but Archs got nothin to do wit it//
He still manages to get kiked out of malls//
Fa wearing a do rag, And a Lumpy Scok for his "balls"//
The only way he can get bitches to get there clothes off//
Not by making tha room rock, He'll have to burn em up//
Pleze nelly, Stop speakin so much shit//
I still dont hear u write bars and lines, Go grind baseball chicks//
Do they even exist?//

Next Rapper:
Lil kim

Lil Kim, aight we all know her ass is fuckin whore,
that bitch will suck dick til she cant breathe no more;
But shit i aint complaining, she does her job good,
i bet she's fucked about every nigga, around her hood;
One can't please her, she has to have three dick's,
u thoght a std was bad, she's got all 26;
Fella's hold on to ya cock's she might steal it,
If she went into labor, i bet she would'nt feel it;


Next Rapper: Master P


Please don't post under yourself, :nono: especially if you forget to leave a rapper for the next cat. I erased that post, I might have let it stay had you not forgot the next diss target.
~Bounce~

Ima make u say UH
ima make ya say AH
whats da fuk dat mean anyways
all i hear is blah blah blah blah
you got money
thats all good and fine
how can you be a rapper
when you cant even rhyme?
its rounds one thats the bell ringing
better get used to back up
cause thats what you'll always be singin
you say your rhymes are hot
you say your rhymes boil
just to fill you in
your teeth arnt platinum
their tin foil
step up to me and start flynchin
is it just me or anyone else feel like a lynchin?

since were on the topic of the no limit retards I pick silk tha shocka as the next diss

silk da shocka cant rap for shit,
he gets cash making whoppers on a burger king shift,
so i guess dat flowing-aint one of his gifts
sucking clits the only way heesa hard shit
translucant gave me a blank card to spit
topics loose so i cant say anymore on it

next rapper-mc hammer

vote on my battle @
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105618

can't touch this
is what he hears when he trys to touch money
him tryin to rap again just aint funny
if he tries to do it again ill merk him my self
then take him and put him on my 1 hit wonder missing rapper book shelf
his bars are so week oozing of slime
that the only words we know of his song is hammer time!

Next Rapper: ma$e

punch Ma$e in the face.. bitch, i'll herb ya
head look like a volly ball so Kas'll serve ya
take your wack ass crew and can it
if its Harlem World.. fuck the planet!
my bullets are pleased to seize ya
& have u Harlem shakin Harlem world in a seizure
dickless chump.. i hope that u see this;
you got a fat head.. & dont own a penis
hoe i keyed this, lets put this herb to rest
no effort keystyle.. & Ma$e still aint worth the text

next rapper: Jay - Z gay ass...

all you keep sayin is la la la
and all i hear is blah blah blah
you gettin old you gettin soft
thats the reason why you dustin ya shoulder off
the only way a ladie kan be a pimp is if it was you
i dun kare if you were past tence true
i rhymes against you kuz i got nothin else to do
i dun know even why kasper even piked you

NeXt RaPpEr: BoW WoW

Theres somthin funny, this young rich bastard Bow Wow
His songs sound more like chants at an Indian pow wow
Dancin around fire, his carrer might just burn itself away
Glancin down tires, his spinner rims will get stolen today
Then we rollin away, strollin the way, cops partolin in the day
Shine on stolen display, Lil bitch can't even console the dismay

next : Method Man

ya methods are wack so you need incantation
wit ya weak rhymes graveyard will be ya final destination/
say whut ya want..but im here to destroy ya plan
no wonder your the weakest character in the wu-tang clan/
you aint got a new shit so you betta retire like jay-z
or look for ODB coz both of you are crazy/


next rapper: nas

cant mess with the braaaavvvveehhhearrts??

bitch im shootin and you cant look/
juss popped ya eyes out like u were shook/
and ya still here im glad you'll be gone soon/
i hope ya new albulm flops juss like ya crew/
how the hell does that beanie stay on ya head?/
its not cuz its rough, ya soft and soon to be dead/

next/eminem and his dumbass dissin black women

Aight Eminem.......still tryin to rap, c'mon dog just stop it,
as a matter of fact, u should have quit after...cleaning out my closet;
I heard that song too much, and it wont that pleasing,
If you can't come up wit some hot shit the goverment will be seizing;
And it wont be Punk'd, this is the real butcher,
In the back of the cop car...... lookin for Ashton Kutcher;
You wont be bailed out of this one, u get at least ten,
years over ur head, beatin ya dick w/ other men.


next rapper: WC (of the west side connection or mad circle days)

Edit: Changed rapper, the other had been done...
~Bounce~

So WC thinks he's "king of the hill"//
but my gat will make a nigga stand still//
look son I hate you mothafucka//
I'm steady wipin' my ass wit ur album cover//
we know that mack 10's ur lover and ur brother//
think ur thuging wit ur nappy ass beard//
cypress hill know ice cube was the only one they feared//

I wana see someone diss these bitches Biggie and 2-pac.
:shoot: die bitches

(Event though its obvious that im a huge 2pac fan ill write a diss to 2pac)

2Pac, You such an feminine little bitch!
Write love songs and talk like you got a clit
Brendas got a baby, you do too!
you fucked biggie! or did biggie fuck you?
how come on every album you wear a frown?
I thought you'd be happy... you said you get around
is biggies tits not big enough for you in bed?
i'd kill you, but your bitch ass is already dead.

...yeah... uh next rapper: Slick Rick

Ayo,
Slick Rick???????

Slick rick spits like a bitch straight from the streets
Sike!!! Guy needs a ladder juss to climb and beat me in the knees
Bitch Please....He's so unknown newbs can feel him wit fear
Saw how he declined, overtime and I almost shed a tear
Rear view, hear you and he comes to the rescue
Next person to own him lyrically, is hmmmmm......I guess you
So stressin', testin', and messin wit him is not done
Guy's so low, he blows, and he claims he does that for fun

Next rapper is Will Smith

Will Smith Diss
 

For a starter will smith is in the same company as aaron carter
you would think he was smarter but came off as a rap martyr
remember that song, boom shake the room back in the days
put fuckers in a daze, but me i raised my torch and set the album ablaze
he has ways of confusing people like a maze
he doesnt smoke j's, drink 40's or curse
but because of this every verse of his gets worse
Will Smith is the Michael Flatley of Rap
so ima setup a booby trap and hopefully his goofy ass will get snapped

Next: Bizzy Bone

no body understand ya quick rap but look stupid in r&b
its you who infect eazy e wit HIV/(R.I.P)
weed and extacy made ya whole career fucked up
you and flesh should hook up and get locked up/
mr schizoprenic but ya whole game is pathetic
we need medic this bitch act like epileptic/
mo thugs dont need alcoholic so they trash you
your just a "thug cryin" coz bone just leave you/

r&b coz bizzy bone is singin in his track "Jesus"

next rapper:milkbone

Method Man/ Please Don't Get Caught W/o A Weapon Fam
Wutdafuk Happened To Wu Tang?? They Should Get You Slain
Who's To Blame
U Hot But I'm Hotter, Like Blue Flames
Ya Whole Crew Lame, I'd Stomp Ya Face But I Don't Want My Shoes Stained
I Get U Put In A Rectangular Box
Just For Birthing You, I Should Strangle Ya Pops

Next rapper: Ice Cube

What happened dawg, nuthin gangsta bout you no mo
now ya doin goofy ass movies, you used ta be hardcore
I used ta bump ya shit
Now I dun remember how ya spit
You started that gangsta shit
And this is the thanks We get?

Twista

Jamie Fox n Twista made a song on Kanye's nutz,
they all R&B, an they all sound gay, all take it in the butt;
I cain't undastand Twista'z dumbass anyway,
he soundz like Krayzie Bone an looks like Freeway;
He wants some Marvin Gaye, some Lutha Vandross,
at the end of the day...Twista'z still gonna flop.......Ohhhhh,ohh,ohhh.

Next Rapper: Aesop Rock
~Bounce~

fucka f-a..b-o..l-o...u-s

i'm fluent wit magic-use to leave this cat-abbused... what's my wrath's-excuse?/
why have one when he gon name himself after an adjective only faggots-use??/
yeah he's a fag-n'-proof lies in he's usin his tongue to cut sacks-in-two/
stabbin-dudes wit a dick leavin asses black-n-blue...fuck j lo and ben... couple of the year? fab-n'-clue!/
and if he was seein another-man it would prolly put him in a stutter-jam/
and his next 10 tracks would be full of d d d d d d dudda dudda-damn!/

*the edit*
... lol I didn't see there was someone i was already supposed to talk about.. since i wasted 8 minutes on these lines i don't feel like deleting them so the next person do aesop rock...i'll jump back in order after a couple people spit

Aesops fable imitate listenin to this punk
Cause the moral of the story is..turn that shit off
Kid aint hardcore, he can't rip and bust shit
Dude you've lived a long life, now please god just quit
I've heard so many better rappers then you dude
And all of them, good or bad, could easily school you

Next- Big Boi

I like da waaaay you lose.... du du du du!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now i'm doing pop-a-wheelies on Big Boi face
another cat and mouse looking for a chase
Big Boi will get something to remember me by
when "Big Bitch" signature bullets come fly :shoot:
feel so sorry for the typical thug...a typical scrub
nigga don't even give any drugs....a puff or what
especially now dat you keep reppin outkast
you mad cause some niggas swing da bigger bat(dick)
it's good Big Boi changed his name to Outclassed
fuck you still wearing diapers and getting a rash
Big Boi a man with a Big fear, coward indeed
everyday I fuck you up like i'm Jake Steed(porn star)

I like da waaaay you lose........ du du du du!!!!!!!!

next rapper: Lil' Jon

Lil Jon Always Yellin WHAT!!! Like A Idiotic Paranoid Beast\\
Like Tupac I Will Take This Jon Make Him Deceased\\
I make Him Turn Spin Take A FLip\\
He He Claims TO be Hard Like His SHIT\\
Fake Platinum Teeth He Used Gum Wrappers\\
SO I Take THis Itch Like Jock Strappers\\

Next Rapper:Jay-Z

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you.....oh oh!!!!!!!! :thefinger

I always overlook and pass your album cover
saying,"Damn dats a pretty ugly motherfucker"
lookin like a gorilla with dick lips in a black suit
no respect for you man need to take da boot
a pussy dat couldn't get any to begin rappin bout some
nigga I see you on T.V.,"A hoe i'm scared to fuck one"
steppin down south is my rap class and take a seat
lyrically I can't help you and God says you too weak
finally you figured it's not good and retired
your ass stopped rackin dough and got fired
can I get a fuck you to you "Jay-Z" like I drilled yo mama :hump:
nigga please you ever wouldn't of killed me over drama
i'm out it's over don't have to even try an flip a fuckin bar
Jay-Z known da king of N.Y.C. pussies from here and a far

Jay-Z can I get a fuck you......... oh!!!!!! oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thefinger

next rapper: J-bo from Youngbloodz

same shit different rapper
 

Fuck j bo cuz i'd leave his ass shakin like j lo and with a left hand than a right and the only way he'd even be considered as good is if he faked his death than kept coming out with new shit fuck if he's a young blood why he dressed in blue shit he just a new green rapper that needs to stop fuckin around and tell da world he's "comin out like" levi's new jeans so fuck him and his mic you couldn't tell different between youngbloods if you put them up against 2 dykes :nono:

Tech9 nizzle from Kansas City had his producers.. jus left him
ain't shot a tech so betta choose a stick... your new weapon
stop flowin fast like bone thugs and harmony which you can't
young thug wannabe hard rappin senseless pull up your pants
sounds what you say are rants and incantations
being a slow generic rapper still down with faking

next rapper: Master P.

Beat: Ba-da-ba, Ba-da-ba, Bah

While, wa-chin i, cant seem to, stop/
laf-ing my, bean dip has droped/
bag of chip, all o-ver place/
tears in eyes, PIAN, in my jaw/
cant be-lieve, WHAT I just saw/
Help me please, 4 Master P's-sake/
Piss poor acting, shattered my face.

rapper = flava flave;

Flava Flave, got me laffin n shit....
this bitch is whacker than most of the lines in the above spit...

You can handle it, the truth that you need to be told...
your ass is gettin to whack, wrinkly n old...
maybe thats ya raps, or just ya generic style...
shit ppl like you shud be merked into a pile...
i've never met you face 2 face, if i did i'd laugh...
slippin back the mace, while my spits wud be whooping yo'w ass...
this is to easy, its almost like a domination...
Flava Flave, gettin his ass dissed, just like his reputation...
this is my section, of full function, manfiestival punctuation...
"F" 4 'Fake' Cos you's a bitch, better yet a demonstration...

Rapper: Jermaine Dupri (bitch suxs ass)

damn hard cuz jiggas my favorite, but here we go

ur rhymes are gettin old, ur albums being less and less sold
id be surprised if the black album went gold
if this dude was the best, id hate to see the future
im feel sorry for kanye west, wasted beats from a producer
u got the rocafella clique, plus a fat~assed bitch
just to compensate for your Fat~assed lips
this guys a biter, that does even bother to write
thats right, this dudes darker than the night
beyonce 22, and this dude thirty plus
that would be illegal, then theyd make a fuss
saturatory rape, like kobe, it was consentual
this dudes retirement, damn it was eventual

Rapper=Tech9

i'll murda you and yo whole wu-tang crew
yall fucc each other at night tell me who bang who?
talkin chamber this sword that when they com through
how can you be wu-tang and dont even know kung fu
who gave you the name john blaze
yu succ so much dicc we smell it through yo cd in each rhyme phrase

next rapper/dancer/i need a girl bitch is p.diddy

*from P.Diddy's point of view he saying dis*

I know I need a girl real bad for me... P.Diddy
can't get J-lo guess i'll go fuck Oprah Win-free
take a trip down with memory lane of how I drop problems
will dis fit my 4 centimeter dick...guess I change condoms
Trojan seems to have a good feel to it..really all I can say
when i'm in a room full of boys I say fuck you... to be gay
i'm another artist trying to be on album covers to be displayed
thinking i'm a good dope artist come and see my ass off stage

Chorus
I need a guy who can ride dick like newbies RB
I really rather prefer dick over any bitches pussy
all I need is dat one hard pump in da butt...go ahead and grab
nigga come over here give me a hug pull out yo dick...and stab

ALL.................I............NEED........IS... ....A.......GAY....NIGGA......LIKE ME GIRL!!!!!!!

Project Pat Never Heard Of Him But He Probably Sucks..||
I Take This Project Chick And Make Him Ay Wanna-B Emcee Deluxe..||
Tenesse But THis Nicca AInt A Titan..||
If He Was A Ray The Sun Still Wouldnt Lighten..||
I Take This P.A.T And Make Him My Science Projeckt..||
If He Was DSL He Still Wouldnt Connect..||

"big pimpin" you know this nigga cant spit.
Thats why he started roc'a'fella-tryed to produce a hit
But you know the only thing this nigga be hittin is the dick
Shit nigga .. you soft like bisquik .. like i had for breakfast
i come behind ya .. strangle ya .. nd snatch ur necklace
this things 24 karot..? id be embarrased justa wear it
Did i mention i took his wallet and his gat,
took his cadillac .. damn this things wack
this things out-dated -- you wunderin y u being hated
you cant roll somethin form the past.
itll come up behind ya in kick ya in tha ass.
crush ya bones .. break ya back. you betta watch out, i put u ina body cast


People always askin for battles .. but itsa no-show
Cause his punches are weak .. and his rymes dont flow
shit, if i didnt know .. id say this niggaz a bench ho.

What happened to all tha glocks nd gats .. where did it go??
you know this nigga is to scared to juss lock nd load.
But he got the pistol cocked ready to drop niggas,
but when it comes to drawin gats obie pulls quika
pull so fast .. make ya hands quiva

Cause when obie pulls the trigga he'll some send bullets in yo direction,
Cause Jay's rhymes arent hard, he cant even get an erection



next rapper------JIN! someone rip this chinese nigga up :shoot:

Now Im AzN Also But Am Gonna Diss Jin Hard..||
His Eyes Are So Small That Blackjack Dealers Can Bluff-On-Cards..||
He Wagerin Hes Chinese nones Gettin Mad..||
EVERYONE Wants To Be CHinese Song Was Badd..||
I Rip Him In To Peicies Or Even 4..||
I Take JIN & Tequila As I Hit The Floor..||

Next Rapper-----------------50 Cent