Man,Im So skilled I kill with a Naked Twista match..
Flip over, break ya neck, then snap ya back..
Break ya in half put ya face up to ya smelly crack..
Take the twista matt,Tie it up around ya body parts..
Put you in'a shoping cart,through ya in the dumpster at k-mart
....Damn I forgot I was naked...Now everyone lauging
And crying at the same time...list I got my ill'lyrical rhyme...




nxt wep: French Tickler

Why people with dirty minds because player game they can't find
If you knew how to treat a woman you wouldn't be payin the fine
Of using dildos and sex toys fucking with boys but going else where
You just had the species of french tickler squirm down to somewhere
The shelless slug In your throat I cram like coark choking plug
And this what you get for pretending to be a player filled thug

WEAPON: RABID DOG

people say im nice but really im just lazy
i bite my dog so HE's the one that gives you rabies
thats only if he bites you before i shove him down your throat
i want u ta have a nice death so i chop off your head before you choke
from now on ..imma call ya jo-jo tha headless bitch
at least now u can give me head without yur body attitched
it only got in the way anyway it was time for a change
me and my dog are playin fetch with bones outta your ribcage


Next Weapon: a sheet of paper

everyone seems to use a sheet of paper for their weapon to leave
you obviously have nothing new up your sleeve
but ill still use this over-used wrinkled piece of paper
and fold it into a blade, and use it on you like the grim reaper
you call yourself O.V. Dose like youre some drug feen
but your avatar shows me youre a damn drag queen

next weapon: computer mouse

Computer mouse has been used, ya unoriginal fuck
But I'll strangle ya wit da cord, tie ya ass up
And beat you wit it, shine the laser beam in ya eye
I hope you die..Ima make you cry
Fo shizzle I'll rizzle and beat you in the dizzle
YOu cant fuck wit me Matt_matt you suckizzle
Word to your mother Mutha Fucka

Next: A German Textbook

way to kill a thread, SPEAKIN OF KILLIN its your turn,
fuck usin guns, ill give ya a german book burn.
slice the back of ya neck wit the text, so you pass the class,
put the book in ya neck then take it out of ya ass.
fuck guns, this german textbook be the realist,
hit this sad 'lyric' shit, even 'matt_matt' feels-it.

wtf german textbook?

next weapon : a glass of water

Am Shatterin You With The Glass Of Water\\
You Lookin Confused Sayin Son Or Daughter\\
Am The Pimp Daddy How Can You Be The Godfather\\
Jimmy White I Take Ya And Turn Ya Black\\
Then Blue While You Get Lyrically Smaked\\
Like Urlacher In A Six Point Stance OOOO You Got SACKED\\

i kill u him with my brain cells
ur brain dwells on what u forgot
no wepon for me but ur bitch ass get shot
hot. ur fatal lyrics are not
at least god father wasn't a fuckin cartoon
Ud b cooler being a black prune
ill let ur boy eat u with a spoon
ok fatal ur names jewish like dratel
and thats the wepon for the fatal mc

wep dratel

Aight bitch renegade, I'll toss the spade away and spin the dratel
In to ya brain, scramble ya thoughts, I don't care if ya handed me tater tots
Cuz when motha fucker your brains are all over the floor you'll go to shut down
Fuck ya town, Hope tha dratel stops, & You know about your local cops
They hittin' donut shops, so you outta luck, NO one to save this wanna be YOung Buck
Wearin' a Yamaka, The Next fucka will have ta kill me wit a harmonica

that's right... kill me with a Harmonica

melodies begin to play on music scores when I have da harmonica
stealin all "Village Pimp's" psyche brain burst blowing while harming ya
2 notes is all it takes to rip "Pimp" out of my notebook page
unlike nintendo games to be blowed on mines gonna play
not to wise for "Village Pimp" to choose a basic harmonica
when i've murdered "Pimp" with a tune from Zelda's ocarina

^ dat was tigh LOL man...........................

next weapon is going to be an eraser



dis should be funny................hahahhahaaahahahha

My name is Zig Zag your a fag you like to tea bag your dad
Il push down the eraser up and down like the pacers
Keep goin and goin till you cease to exist, nashvill cant test this
PSA puffs clouds till no one can see you i bust crowds and we al got erasers
like a steven king movie and dont let it catch you
we'll erase before the police can catch you
and dont let me upset you
as i kick off the slippers the next bitch will have to kill me with some pink bunny slippers

next weapon: pink bunny slippers

like dat movie "Don't be a Menace to Society while Drinkin' yo Juice in the Hood"/
ill stomp and kill the next KAt with Pink Bunny Slippers, when i could//
applyin' massive damage to my opponent ZIG ZAG leavin' em leakin'/
blood in shots-n-splurgin' all over from the Beatin'//
ZigZag, is a fatality when i burn his jawpiece/
makin it hotter than the sun is settin heat to a Old NAvy Fleece//
the next kat claim ya artilery, and get Swept-ON/
this Weap-On , yall gonna have to smack em in the Face with a TAMP-ON//

Weapon=Tampon
oh this should be good !!lol....

ill kidnap you ask for money but they might not give me a randsom
so i got no other option but to kill you bitch give me ya tampon
put it over ya face and let the blood drip down ya nose
until it over flows and the blood drips down ya clothes
then put it in ya throat and let you sufficate
what was i thinking murdering her i got to much at stake

weapon: decc of cards

next da-one dat's gonna get a paper cut
added up 2 decks dat'll be bout mo plus
throwin cards at you cause i'm Gambit from X-men
from dat Dirty South you know it's all rules da bend
time to lay down my smack full deck of 4 straight line cards
slicing dis da boy above "da-one" with a Queen of Hearts

next weapon:bottle cap

:shoot: Son, that shit you posted was not a rap,
i wanted uzi's and switchblades and u gave me a goddamn bottle cap?
well i'mma have to make do...
stick u with the damn bottle cap
and make it look like a forty-ounce raped you
but i gotta laugh at you,
u thought that if you left me a screw top, that i wouldnt blast at you,
everybody ask "gambit"
his love 4 bottle tops has has left him looking like an alchoholic ass bandit....
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next weapon:: cassette tape

HOW I'M FROM THE U.K AND STILL HOTTER THAN SUM OF THESE CATS???
faggots :shoot:

I don't know how the fuck you call that hot. Don't give a fuck where you're from, whack is whack, which that was. Who exactly are you refering to being hotter than, cuz `there some mad talent on RB...
~Bounce~

puttin M's tape in a tape player... is enough shots
you can't be ressurected.. you don't look like 2Pac
take M's lines and rewind on cassette to sound like Chipmunks
name is m-sixteen...........but you jus get dropped at dumps
M-sixteen trying to be a musical DJ clue... without one
M-sixteen is a name of you pussy.. but don't mock guns

next weapon: brick

Ima cut ya long and deep and cut ya throat and all that
i mean its gotta be fucked up dying by a bottle cap
i slang that thang like a disc hope that you guardin ya wrist
cause when you die you gone wish i hit yo ass with my fist
i'll hit you so many times you body will just bleed for days
there's 10 million ways to die when you fuck around with DonBlaze


next weapon: cell phone

i fuct up tha first time so..........
Imma take this brick and smash ak-mixa'z fuckin face in
somebody called 911 cause a ambulance is racin
i saw him creepin round tha corner sneekin up tryin 2 be slick
the first weapon that i saw on tha ground was a acme brick
theres' no such thing as a fair fight when you face tha don
now somebody gotta call his folks and tell them they have lost a son


next weapon: nunchucks
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111495

i'll fuckin kung fu ass like that old fighter bruce lee
my mouth movin fastin than the words like on cheap tv
runnin up trees do tricks knockin out other emcees with nun chucks
after ya passed out i'm in ya pockets hittin you for you bucks
i'll take em behind my back under my arm across my stomach
got you dissy from movin fast make you sick nigga don't it
but aint gone kill cause my next rapper will wanna get a piece too
you better run this niggas on he gone battle you with his shoe

a shoe
vote
http;//www.rapbattles.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1114888

I will kill this nigga cheap, like them payless shoes
hang you from the laces, and then i'll see ya on the news
When Young's in the place, you know i got them NIKES
sportin the check, while i'm killin, cuz niggas don't like me
please, i leave more stripes in ya body, then the throwback adidas
3 clips in chamber, it's too hot, give niggas like you a feva

weapon: zipper

a shoe???
 

SHOE
--------
yo, you start and give me a shoe,
maybe I'll equip it with steel spikes, and moonwalk all over you,
or maybe I'll take it off, just to add to the drama,
and it'll turn into a phone like get smart, calling your mama,
to tell them how you just got abused
when I impale your big ass with my shoe,
and the blood leaks out, sticky like glue,
and I do it so bad that CSI won't identify you.

ZIPPER
--------
you give me a zipper, worse than a shoe,
like your dick you'll get caught up in it, bloodied and screwed,
the teeth grip your head like a big ass vice,
leave you in a maze of pain, like cosmetic test mice,
punishing you while you're hanging like in a spider's web,
bloodied and battered you wish you were sleeping in your bed,
hands and feet behind you, only thing left is your head,
zipper will guillotine you, and now you're freaking dead.

Next weapon: Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD)

i grab anything and use it as a wepon
just block heads that saw me unlease lego agresson
fucka mack son, i dont need a gat son
i get cha chest pushed back usen a rap son
get twisted in a fury, hussled up and choked ta death
Its like im stringin players along with cords from my cassette deck

Since outcome didnt leave a weapon i'll fuck you up and leave you w/a outcom
i start off with loving you then at the end i'll leave you dead 2 2 tha dome
undertaker making an emergency stop to the street corner u call home
Your death was a rare one not evryday you kill a fag in middle of consimaton
Fuck talking this over i caught you red handed no room for any conversation
your dead your gone you been killed still singing the same played out song
I'll tip my hat like a nice cowgirl with western manners farewell and so long

next weapon: mind control

Mind Control
 

My mind has ruled, pencil committing the sins of Satan
Through mind control and my mental stimulation
Their mind is fooled.. mental is thin and vacant
So why would I be holding a 9 ? Instead I'm controling their minds
My mental's full of designs, others are brain dead go read the rules defined
Just gald to be in the cypher cold and unsigned

weapon: spray paint (can)

James Jr.

blindin james JR with a Can of SPray PAINT/
puttin graffitii across his face,im lookin back at him watchin him FAINT//
stingin the vision, beggin for the water HOSE/
this dude twitchin' from the toxic substance,manhood EXPOSED//
killed him from the posion seepin deep into the PUPILS/
next weapon i leave ya with is the bright colors of FRUIT-LOOPS

Weapon: Fruit LOops
lets do this !

lets graze techs, fuck the fist yo im stoppin the fight/
with an sks in my left and a glock in my right/
im still gonna pull it and u kno i brung danger/
and im liable to 'fill u with bullets' like u a 'gun chamber'/

lets get serious*

when i battle~rappers im armed ~with ~weapons that rattle~ faster/
my armor~blessin will harm~and~step~in and slice ur adams~apple/

chasin~ u~ down with a nine ~in ~my ~hand, leavin u soar~a~bit/
im fightin~to~stand when im blazin~a~round, this shit a horror~flick/

BluMami that's fucked up that you leave me wit fruit loops, damn
How i'm supposed to kill u wit cereal, your ass is dumber than Tucan Sam
But it shows my versitility, so when u pour ya breakfast your ass will still get killed
I'm holdin ya head down, you'll choke and then drown in ya milk
Now aint that some shit, Kelloggs is the murder weapon
you could've given me a paper towel for all i care, but i be you learned your lesson


BAD BREATH

i hate to admit cause its ill even peppermints can cause my death
i been fighting this nigga for like 10 days and aint got shit left
but one thing i can do since my toothbrush been got chose
and the shoes off my feet so all i got is fuckin bare toes
but since i'm so mad and this nigga got end up with bad health
i'm keep gutta fuck a gangster i'm kill this nigga with dragon breath
my toothpaste done got stepped on
and listerine when i was at the store got slept on
toothpicks and dental medicine means shit to me
gingivitis and plaque and bad cavaties
when i open my mouth is all you see
where i'm from floss is considered a luxury
but thats okay cause i singed you nose hairs
my nigga is ready
with a bear-teddy
li'm from texas we say already

teddy-bear

playa maybe you got biceps and you high on meth
but can you stand the power of my breath
you wouldn't last a second,you would go down
you thought you the king, but i took your crown
anyone who thinks that my breath aint bad
you about to feel hell at its fullest lad

Merc aint leave me no weapon like his ass cant be harmed
So imma snap his fuckin neck and beat him with his own gun
this bitch think he got tha crown and aint got no fuckin wins
his breath so bad when he smell it it make his head spin
its no mercy on you merc...imma have to blast you
i know you just a newbie but this murder is past due
how it feel to face tha champ and never get to see tha crown
i bet 17 shots from this clip will keep ya ass down

next weapon: paper clip

Attack with the paper clip wait ....
That won't be the only thing bent outta shape ...
I leave ya body mangled with the simplest weapon ...
A couple simple hits and I just cripple your steppin ...
Superior cyphers ... never from Tech though ...
Grab that clip and slit across the neck no?
How you gonna tell me I'm in control here ...
The little paper clip all it take for you soul is in fear
As a whole it is speared ... wrap ya life around the hole in ya ear

weapon : hockey stick

Hockey Stick
 

Tech, you little insignificant, twisted, dumb, cocky bitch
Fuck a 45, he's got to be bitch
I was on "paperclip" then you gave me this hockey stick
His rhyme sare ,sloppy, choppy quit
Fuck it,... I'll use it just to beat you to death
Watching(6in)splinters sink &seep through the flesh
I'll knock out all of your teeth and then just jet
Like I don't gotta stick around to see who's left!!

Weapon: 18th century Samuri sword

JamesJr.

ur rhymes suck they make me really board
ill slice u and dice u with a god damn sammy sword
u came from the 18th sent
but we all knwo all ur ryhmes are spent
jsut like fifty cent,
ill sitck the sammy sword down ur through
it'll b a new defination of deap thorught
if u call me out u won't get the vote
so jr set ur self a flote
ill give u boat sink u in the mote
next wepon flower

i kill you on flower power like the super mario bros
white or fire balls i'm seein shit like talkin toads
but i don't feel shit for you so i'm a bite off your nose
and you dressed clean and i'm broke so i'm gone take ya clothes
even roses have sharps thorns so it shouldn't suprise many
i'll cut with my ruffedges and bleed till blood on the ground is plenty
we got beef and i'm gone kill it like you ja rule and my name fifty
you fightin me and i hate you so to kill you'll i'll be quite thrifty
to dodge the laws im slippery another word could be called shifty
i flee the scene
with a mug now mean
and back on the spot like quickly

weapon=lotion

lotion?
 

hey I have lotion, you better hope I don't catch you,
coat you in it in the amazon and let piranhas attack you,
the lotion may make you feel good to start,
but the acid content will burn you down to your heart,
And trust me, you won't know what motion is about,
when your guts are completely turned inside out.

next weapon: a spatula

i'll take my spatula, and shove it down you're throat,
technicolour you're intestine like joseph's coat,
what's that? you say it seems you can't breath?
let me stick this plaster on you're mouth, then i'll leave,
you're parents will grieve over the little you achieve,
but will i care? no's the answer, best believe,
as i retrieve my spoon, for another time,
need another weapon for the next persons rhyme,
what will i choose, for their cypher line?
hmm, i think a newzealand mountain pine

new zealand mountain pine....

New Zealand Mountain Pine ?
 

by the sharpness of the New Zealand Mountain Pine/
it cuts ya throat up like im stuffin the mouth of Swine//
needin a voice box ? naw i aint finished with dragon I yet/
cuz when i came back to the states there was some more PIne Left//
Next..i put a remied up potent substance on the pine TIP/
watched DRagon I die slowly, with a neck full of pine Wick//

weapon: Teletubbie

Get this Teletubbie to rape you in your ass..
With this big ass dildo, this shit is crass..
Teletubbie gangrapped, ripped fom head to toe..
Every single one of them, in every single hole..
Teletubbie used to leave you cum coverd and dead..
Easly killed with a nasty ass head coverd with dread..
Left in a nasty ass pool, coverd and drowned in jizz..
People hear your screams, just go past minding there biz..

Next weapon=Left Elbow

pay attention, and stay still HOE!/
so i can show u wut kinda mellow fellow i am that uses his left elbow/
leavin u with bruises, that ooses/
after the next 24 hours, feeling no soothness/
i should have popped u with my right one/
but first hit would have stunned, not giving me the satisfacton that i won/

weapon: spit balls

I'll spit balls at ya balls tennis balls and ping pong too
Screw you, Spit balls gp through you cause you aint shit dude
Shoot it in ya eye like you want me too
But with a spitball not ya dads cum hahaha jew
Why Jew? cause it rhymes i guess fucka Hyper
ina diaper in cypher I aint nicea but you have licea

next weapon: Head lice