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Effect 09-16-04 10:56 AM

This song is kool don't you think...
 
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ay yo 50
whut i tell you
we aint even have to say shit
they did it
ha ha

monkey see monkey do
they'll never make the first move
just let em come to you
cause they gon always say and do
what the other one do
so let em come to you
the rest 'll just follow suit
monkey see monkey do
tweedle dee tweedle dum
if they really want it bad enough well then it gon' come
now here they come like we expected
now we just set em up
check mate motherfucker
game's over we won
tweedle dee tweedle dum

doesnt take much
for me to race up and stank up
when motherfuckers hate your guts
you dont even gotta say much
for me to put a pen to a blank sheet of paper
like smearin bloodstains with a paint brush
i cant explain what it is my brain does
but however it works its insane just plain nuts
and it aint just my brain thats dangerous
its a whole combination of things
it takes nuts
and im not afraid to raise the stakes up
i got a million bucks in the bank and eight trucks
for anybody who gets on a track and spanks us
im paitently waitin for the day
im anxious
to see the look on your fake mugs when you thugs go bankrupt
you're drunk you aint tough
whatever you drank musta just turned you into some gangstas
this is me talkin motherfucker this aint drugs
you wanna pop shit
wake up
then make up
fuck that
its too late yall now face up
i pray for the day that someone who spits with the calibur that nas and jay does
opens up his jaws to say somethin to rattle my name off
or rattle the first thing from the top of his brain off
so i can blow the fuckin dust off of this chainsaw
and give him the surgery that he came for
till i peel the pain off
i never been shot but i think me and 50 musta been cut from the same cloth
cause i've always came off like Ja's chain
when they tried to rush him and lost
and came back and gave him a watch in exchange for it
i dont stop
only thing that i wait for is the day that i dont gotta report to probate court
cause ima give you all the reason to hate more
cause i've been holdin my tounge till i got a sprained jaw
alot of rappers on my list
it just aint ja
and ima read the motherfucker off come april
you pussies think i went soft cause 8 mile
when i come back
ill be shootin more than just paint balls
trust me

monkey see monkey do
they'll never make the first move
just let em come to you
cause they gon always say and do
what the other one do
so let em come to you
the rest 'll just follow suit
monkey see monkey do
tweedle dee tweedle dum
if they really want it bad enough well then it gon' come
now here they come like we expected
now we just set em up
check mate motherfucker
game's over we won
tweedle dee tweedle dum

fuckin dummies
this aint chess
you playin motherfuckin checkers
this shit is all day man its too easy
we playin chess you playin checkers
you bout to get your motherfuckin asses jumped
fuckin punks
and by the way
we aint just talkin to one person
we talkin to every-motherfuckin-body who wants to bring it
cause we bringin it to anybody who wants to bring it
so bring it
dont pick up the ball if you dont wanna play man
it's all fucked up now
what the fuck am i s'posed to do now?
huh?
what the fuck am i s'posed to do?
haha
yo we out

Ice Pick 09-16-04 10:59 AM

Dude

Your A Fuckin Idiot

Yeah This Song Was Cool

Last Year At The End Of 2003 When I First Herd It

Get Off Eminems Dick

He Aint That Fuckin Good

And Yeah Im White And Like Eminem

But He Aint Fuckin God

So Sinner
Until You Man Up And Battle
You Suck

Effect 09-16-04 11:04 AM

hahaha ice pick fuck u. He an't that good rite yea bitch whateva but we all know he could slaughter you in one battle. Lol could u imagine eminem vs ice pick lol I cringe when I think of dat.

Ice Pick 09-16-04 11:11 AM

Eminem aint that good at freestyles

AND YA KNOW WHAT

EMINEM COULD BEAT ANYBODY ON THIS FUCKING SITE

WOW

YOU TRULY ARE FUCKING RETARDED

I CRINGE IN THAT FACT YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOUR A RAPPER OR EMCEE<
You have no lyrical content, your battle record is a joke, who gave you 7 wins

wich mods dick did you suck to get those,,,,,,,,,,,,


Q STRANGE IS WHITE AND WOULD MERK EMINEM IN A FREESTYLE BATTLE FACE TO FACE

DONT BELEIVE ME--------------- GO LOOK UP HIS SHIT

ALSO
NECRO WOULD ROAST HIM IN A FACE TO FACE BATTLE


BUT WHEN IT COMES TO WRITING OUT SHIT< EMINEM IS GOOD AND MAYBE THE BEST AT THAT SHIT

BUT FACE TO FACE IN PERSON

EMINEM WOULD GET BEAT BY
CANIBUS
BIG L IF HE WERE STILL HERE
NECRO
Q STRANGE
ILL BILL
MR HYDE
THE LIST COULD KEEP ON GOING

Ice Pick 09-16-04 11:12 AM

ALSO


ROYCE THE 59

SHIT ALL OVER EMINEM AND D12
with one of the best albums of last year

FUCKIN PUSSY

Effect 09-16-04 11:31 AM

you fuckin pussy you are so wrong you fag ass bitch. Lol how can you say dat shit about eminem and whats wrong wid my score now 7 wins isn't dat good now an't you retarded. I bet you dick rided all dem wins from ur battles. you an't nothing but a fuckin herb ICE DICK

PUSSY!!!!!!!!!

-EXPLICIT- 09-16-04 11:38 AM

Hey.. Imagine aka Sinner aka WACK FUCKING HERB.. KILL YOURSELF.. LEAVE THE SITE.. .

Effect 09-16-04 11:40 AM

explicit you kill your self overwise im gonna hunt ya ass down and fuckin beat the shit out of you and hang you by your balls!. Just to shut dat fake ass bitch up ice pick. here...

[Intro]
{in a high falsetto voice}
Uncle Marshall!
Will you Tell us a bedtime story?
{regular voice}
Here we go...

[Verse One]
Now once upon a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to blow
But his album came and it was not good
I think it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they were mislead
By a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna make some cash
Grab the silver paint and let's paint my ass"
Hey mister, would ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to administer
To this little ass-kissin' vaginal blister
'Stanabis', little marshall mathers sister
And in this corner, we have the mister
not havin' it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil with his bag of tricks for
this little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
ex-LL Cool J fan from Windsor
I'm 'bout to murder little Kenny fag Kennif-sta
You bastard I ain't wanna have to diss ya
Canabis, where the fuck you at? I miss ya!

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-I-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

Now at first I ain't really understand the shit
Picture me for a second and imagine it
Chillin' in a Bat-Mansion and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanner
It's Can-i-bitch with some Stan Lives shit
They greet me out at first man this is sick
For me being just a sick disconflict
gets my dick harder than arithmetic
And I know how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
The first two letters you were tellin' me shit
like you respect me, like any other regular MC
The third letter you ask how come I ain't return
none of the messages at Shady Records You Left Me
The fourth Letter: "Slim you really startin' to upset me!"
The fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth threat there's a bomb threat in our building
This crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that said
Some shit about a message you left
Oh shit, that's not an "E" that's an "A"
This dude wants to leave me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right away I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my crib
The funny thing is we both know where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian citizenship
Shit oh Dre wait a mintue that's it
All we gotta do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly over the border "Let's go" {*WOOSH!*}
So we're off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
{*BOOSH!*} (What was that?) oh Jermaine Dupre
Fuck It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait backup hit him one more time in case
okay .. fuck now he's draggin' under the car
Oh well only 30 more thousand miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are tryin' to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
And tryin' to figure out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't have fell off that hard!" ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous
the Canibus turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps with his regular voice {*BOOSH!*} {*BOOSH!*}
{*BOOSH!*} {*BOOSH!*} (what was that?) Pet Shop Boys
So we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
His corpse was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kind of smelled a little like Courtney Love
I figure if I stick him with a fork he's done
So I stapped him twice, kept jabbin', Christ
He won't die this guy's like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for more
But he won't fight back I cracked his jaw
Hold up 'bis quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest make my shoulders touch!
DO SOMETHIN'! at least one punchline
C'mon till the meter reads 9-9-9-9!
Say 90 percent of my fans are blonde
'bis c'mon answer me man respond!!!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and stars
Intergalatical metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Resovoir Dogs
Bite ANOTHER line from Redman's song!
Suddenly the stub from a dead man's arm
from a midget reaches out from under the car
It's JD, this motherfucker won't die neither
Dre starts sprayin' him with cans of Ether
We stomped the bitch and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch talk some shit again!!
STOMP HIM! (switch feet) STOMP HIM! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit kickin him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge again
(Damn...) he disappeared, yo he's gone, he did it again!

[Chorus]
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
where for art thou can-a-bitch?
Please tell me what happened with
that style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh Can-i-bitch
are you from Los Angeles
New York or just a janitor
from Canada? Oh Can-i-bitch

-EXPLICIT- 09-16-04 11:45 AM

Come on over... your like fuckin 12.. ill stomp you out with one foot.. fuckin herb ass bitch.. dont start shit u cant finish.. 7 - 2 battling wack herbs... Nuff Said..

Ice Pick 09-16-04 11:51 AM

Yeah and Cariculum 101 is 100 times better fuckin nerd


WOuld you like me to go find the lyrics and post them

FUCKIN LOSER

I HATE FUCKIN WANNA BE"S

-EXPLICIT- 09-16-04 11:53 AM

^^^ Ditto.. considering Imagine is a fucking herb ass bitch...

Effect 09-16-04 11:54 AM

go on lol you would only be wasteing your worthless life doing so. Ice Bitch

Ice Pick 09-16-04 11:56 AM

Dude You Use To Pm Me Sayin How Dope I Was

Askin Me For Mad Help

This Fag Even Thought I Was A Chick And He Was Hitting On Me

I Wish I Still Had Those Pms You Fuckin Loser

And Yeah I Am Gonna Go Get Those Lyrics

Until Then

You Suck

-EXPLICIT- 09-16-04 11:59 AM

^^ agreed.. he used to do that to my friend... hes a fuckin homo..

Effect 09-16-04 01:32 PM

since you are a fella you must suck dick!

Effect 09-16-04 01:33 PM

yea and about you x the only reason why you got 3 wins was because you battled handicaps lol. Yea... word.

Ice Pick 09-16-04 01:47 PM

Artist: Canibus
Album: Mic Club: The Curriculum
Song: Curriculum 101

ANY BODY BETTER THAN BIS MUST BE A HOAX BLACK MAN NOPE WHAT BOUT THE GREAT WHYTE HOPE THATS AN EMINEM REF>>>>

THIS SHIT IS DOPE





[Intro: movie sample]
Claims are being made
That for me go far beyond the available evidence
In fact in many cases are contradicted by the evidence
And that bothers me

[Canibus]
Forensic psychologists, Samuel with the brides
Explains you probably never understand Jermaine
Incoherent speaches, puzzles and pieces
The sub-chemical deepness, suck his clan 'til they screeches
Realms of heaven and hell
Flowing angelic gell strikes with voron leukaemia cells
Demons in hell, they call to me, I scream "what can you offer me?"
They reply "tecnosaucery"
They tell me the meek will never inherit the world
Cuz they weak standin' on two 12 inch feet
I dream Quashee Canonian dreams when I sleep
Peyote leads to snakes with a blood of a priest
In the room where the ceiling leaks and crimps in grease
Where the living eats the dead and the dead reek
Rockbottom transforms human beings to beast
Why the fuck you think we got canine teeth?
It's the optical stimuli of watching men cry
I hope I've got time to repent before I die
Battle me at the beach if the sea is out of reach
Cuz when I speak what's fluid becomes concrete
Like a falcon up in the sky, 10 thousand feet
Lookin' down at you bitches lookin' at me
Fame shift into 45 degrees, I'm too crooked to see
I memorise the books that I read
Suckin' from the breast of knowledge, constantly weaning
Unforseeningly a genuis without meaning
Try to visualise what happy Houdini was feeling
Handcuffed under water without breathing
Near death on a fatal quest for air
But why should anyone care? He put himself there
His career was based on facing the stares
To take destiny from the hand of the man upstairs
He didn't mind the cold stares he got from his peers
They couldn't tell him where he was goin' or how to get there
It's better to be prepared and fail than be scared
and unsure of yourself and still get killed
Don't rhyme like I used but I've still got skills
More than a couple confirmed kills under the belt
Huntin' MCs like huntin' Elk
Camouflaged in the dense bust of stealth determined his health
I don't do this to anybody except myself
Stuck with motherfuckers like the trophy on my shelf
Fuck the promo, nigga I do this for dolo
Flow from the first album, the 24-0-0
Round the clock launce, I got a cup of coco
When I be a no show with my girl fives don't go
And she give me blow more than 2 times on the row
And I'd rather chill with her than kill you with a rhyme that I wrote
Count how many mics that I smoke minus the gold
Bust dope, my battlin' average higher than most
When I'm on the mic I release fire from throat
If you disagree please do it quietly folks
Anybody better than Bis? Must be a hoax
Black man? NOPE - what about the Great White Hope?
What? Man you must be sniffin' great white coke
Don't you know that's like Gary Coleman fightin' the Hulk
Still not even quite that close
A great mic fight in ya rubber dingi boat 50 miles out from the coast
What the fuck is the maddness with you
I beat you black and blue, then I give the tablet the true
Better yet I put a tattoo of me on you
A 10 by 10 ceelo go neon blue
The most theatrical MC battle of all time
I rip jackers like you, you know my call sign
Kill a cobra, stick hooker over behovin'
Motorise auto gyros with sycamore rotors
Hydrogen peroxide, gaseous vapors
Technically these words shouldn't even rhyme off paper
In theory, for every soul that can hear me I'ma blaze them
In practical practice my style's even greater
Can't you see what I'm spittin'? Can't you here the difference?
Compared to me you're energetically inefficient
You need ten times the enzymes to process one of my rhymes
You got to rewind every one of my lines
Do you know how to paraphrase?
Do you even understand what the narrator's tryna say?
The climax explodes, nobody can force out of my flow
Figurably the language is too dope
Academic journals print my lyrical quotes
They show parallelism in all the albums I wrote
On any track I come off strong automatically
Whether I write interactive or pass the capacity
Poetry that I spit is autonomous to cliff
written on tablets of clay mortar mix, superb
Truly superb, analyse the words
It's like I'm jerkin ya birds fly above the earth
The Eye of Horus, the miniature tour ride within the giant tourist
With singularity on the chorus I still sound enourmous
Borderline, insanity tryna break you through humanities border
With a new curriculm every quarter
I'm the pawn of the pawner with the secret mic world order
Baptise you with Jamaican White Rum and water
If you got a hundred bars then I know you a warrior
I'll be the one that award ya, pinch the medal on you
Dedicate a song to you, cuz not in autoble
You want a record deal
Explain the lyrical grande unified field so I can test ya skill
Do it in front of the class, chart diagram it and write it in latin
Not spanish god dammit, step back so I can look at it
"da dad dad ada dada", ah what the fuck is that wack shit?
Crumpsy and dumb like a hand with five thumbs
Work for the Mic Club, Curriculum 101

¤ÐÅž¤ 09-16-04 01:59 PM

lol.no contest.ice pick is right...sinner grow a dick.,
lmao..nuff said bitch

CataclyzM-i-C 09-16-04 02:38 PM

that shyt was fuckin GARBAGE

Effect 09-16-04 03:49 PM

daz you keep wishing dat everytime u wake up every morning.

¤ÐÅž¤ 09-16-04 04:15 PM

ya ok kid,keep tossin insults when you pm'd me 4 help n offered money to people jus to answer your damn questions on how to rap..........

distilled 09-16-04 06:37 PM

Ice Pick if you read this, EMinem is good at freestyles, and I can prove that.

But Sinner, fuckin go die you little friendless faggot why the fuck dont you just leave, no one single person wants you to be here, You get kicked out of every crew you go to, every crew you make falls apart.

Fuck off.

Effect 09-17-04 04:38 AM

are you on ur pill again distilled?

Ice Pick 09-17-04 09:57 AM

Oh and how can you prove that

I have like 5 alleged eminem freestyles and they aint off the top.......

SORRY<<<<<<<<<

EMINEM HAS EVEN ADMITTED HE AINT THAT GOOD AT FREESTYLING

SO I DISAGREE WITH YOU DISTILLED

I HAVE OVER 200 EMINEM SONGS ON KAZAA AND I BET YOU I HERD ALL THE SHIT YOU TALKIN ABOUT

I still Think Canibus is 10 times better

also why the fuck did EMINEM wait until CANIBUS WAS at war to diss him......
THATS TRUE HERB SHIT RIGHT THERE KNOWIN CANIBUS CANT COME BACK AT HIM<

La Cosa Nostra 09-17-04 10:06 AM

Can you freestyle Ice?

Ice Pick 09-17-04 10:11 AM

Actually yeah i can

I aint sayin im good, but when battling face to face like in my studios up here,,,,,
its all freestyle and you gotta trash them on there clothes, hair , teeth, weight, pimples i dont give a fuck i dog you on anyhting


But if that was a sort of diss or sumthing, i dont know what you are getting at,,,,,


Yes Eminem is better than me and i know that but do i give a fuck, NOPE
do i think he sounds like a 15 year old when he RAPS yes.....
Do i care that EMINEM looks gay with that blonde hair Nope
but i do care that EMINEM has written some dope songs and brought white rap on the MAP..... YES


But as for him freestyling ----- I highly doubt he is that good unless he said it to my FACE

distilled 09-17-04 10:39 AM

I can send you the freestyle by Eminem it kicks ass, Plus when did he say that he couldn't freestyle?

SInner you wack, you always will be wack, and nothing is gonna change that herb

Get the fuck outta here and go die

schema 09-17-04 10:54 AM

pick on that list you made most of them could go either way in my mind except necro and ill bill...

necro is garbage...his beats are ill but his rhymes are wack
ill bill...ive only heard him like once flowin in some song with necro but unless he was just way below par that day theres no way...

the rest blah I dunno they would def be more of a challenge for em...

Ice Pick 09-17-04 10:55 AM

It was a while back and i will find tha MAG if i can

he gave mad shout outs to ESHAM AND EVERYTHING IN THAT SHIT
that was befor they had BEEF.........


Send me the song and i bet i have it.,....

Please dont say its the diss to BENZINO about the iranian tazmanian whoa is dave raymand on ohhhhh of INVASION 3

But anyways yeah send it to me SO I CAN OPEN MA EYES

distilled 09-17-04 10:56 AM

No it is not that, its a freestyle he did when he was in UK, its pretty well known, do you have that? about the suicidaluna bomber shit

Ice Pick 09-17-04 11:01 AM

YES I HAVE THAT

BUT SEND IT ANYWAYS TO MAKE SURE ITS THE SAME

IS IT OFF THE WESTWOOD SHOW OR SUMTHING LIKE THAT
IS PROOF IN IT

IS IT JUST RYMING WITH PROOF

I DUNNO IF EM REALLY FREESTYLES OF WRITES SHIT DOWN THEN SPITS IT

IF I SEEN HIM SPIT WITH NO NOTEBOOKS OR ANY SHIT LIKE THAT I MIGHT BELEIVE IT
OR if i seen him spit in person spittin shit i never herd befor

I dont know

I think CANIBUS IS A BETTER FREE STYLES
Q STRANGE IS 10 times better
Necro is fucking dope,,,,,,, CHECK OUT STREET VILLIANS VOLUME NE THE MIXTAPE
HE SHITS ON EVERYBODY IN THE INDUSTRY ON THEIR ON BEATS

distilled 09-17-04 11:04 AM

Yeh its from westwood with all of D12, but there was like 20 freestyles on that show so you might have a different one.

Whats your msn/AIM

Ice Pick 09-17-04 11:11 AM

I have every one of those,,,,

got it on a CD my friend made me

Yeah most of that shit is dope

My aim name is
hold on i forgot how to fuckin spell it

HAHA

i will pm you it

certain people like SINNER would herass me if he seen it

distilled 09-17-04 11:14 AM

lol, weeerd

It is dope as hell tho, and that freestyle from Em is the best I ever heard.

Man, I could only find 2 of those, thats well shit


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