distilled and Phantom discuss RV!
 

alright. me and my pawtnuh wanted to discuss a few things and a few individuals on RV and were bored as fuck so here we go.:thumbup:

distilled, man why u think strobe never posts any pics or says anything about himself?

Because he's in hiding.

Last year he was put into Witness protection after he saw 3 giraffes shot in the neck and then sold on to the black market by the triads, now he lives underground with the mole people and runs this website to earn money to finally own his own house.

Pretty much it i think, prove me wrong strobe :thumbup:

Ayo Phantom, Why you think so many people seem to be retiring lately, then just reappearing?

this happens because everybody retiring wants to pretend they actually have a life outside of RV *coughs*empire*coughs* but then realize that they dont. after that they go into denial for about a day or two eating huge amounts of sardine flavored ice cream. after that they just give up and come back.

man, why are these people making all these "whos the best" threads?

because the people making them are wack, and want to try and pretend to be good for at least a few seconds before they get found out to be herbish hoe cakes. Then they leave the site forever, and spread there wackness across more rap boards.

Why do most of the so called 'vets' persist in never being online??

they dont like to be online because they are starting to realize that if they continue to be around for too long, people are goin to realize the tremendous amout of dr's they have. and because the are online but at google searching for "cute gay ass" on the image search but cant jack off that well because of all the dr's........so it takes them a while.

why did sonofisis think we actually cared about whether he left or not?

Good Point^^^^^^

Sorry To Interupt

And I Seen He Is Back Anyways

Pointless

Conintue Guys This Is Funny

I can reiterate on why Empire retired.....
(our audio battle)
Then I guess he decided he can live with bein a No-Show Ho...
an came back....

I think sonofhissister thought we cared he left because he actuallys believes that people might respect him for his fake ass list of nobody record. And that some newbs might think he's godly runnin it, but in reality even they saw through him, ducking his audio with mimesis. I think he is back, tryin to be good again, battlin herby newbs.

Yo man, why do people try to complain about battle systems and open mics feedback, when they dont go there themselves and vote, or post feedback??

they do all the complainin to try to act like they are punking somebody over then net, because the cant do it in real life. they also complain about the voting and feedback because they themselves dont realize how much of herbs they are and that nobody wants to read crap. it really confuses them. we should really just help them out and leave some sort of feedback like "yea your sooooooo dope. you shouldnt even be at this site man" and then they will leave and be out of our mutha fuckin hair.

What do you think empire does on his spare time and why does he have a curfew?

I think he has a curfew, but its that he can only come out at night, because him walking round in the day would cause the hospitals overloaded with shock treatment from having seen such an awful mess, and in his spare time i think he sits in baths of prunes, somehow attempting to fight old age, and trying also taking up home tattoing, inking his name and personal details into his arm, for all the times he goes and gets drunk on meths, and has to be escorted back to his one room flat to sit on his mattress at the computer again.

Why does Shottaboy call people out to battles, then decline them saying he has too many battles open, then proceed to battle a random herb like himself?

well you cant reallllllly blame him. see hs mother was a prostitute with 2 pussys and a short temper. his father was a broke crackheaded crack dealer who sucked his own dick for some rocks...after he was born, his mothers pimp tossed him into a dumpster wrapped in a sunday newspaper, left to survive with only a stale pack of rice cakes and half a can of cherry coke. he was rescued by a 12 year old nerd names Sylvester who found shotta by digging in the dumpster for his lost holographic pokemon card. after that, Sylvester repeatedly stuck his dick so far into shottas mouth that it caused brain damage.........

so u see, its not REALLY shottas fault. :thumbup:

why can trooper only right 8 lines about famous people and disablities?

Because Trooper spends his time searhing google for information on people with disabilitis, and then tries to look them up in the hopes that one day he might atually get laid, but even they reject them. hen in other attempts, he tries to find dirt on famous people and sell it to them for sex, but still they refuse because he finds none as he never grasped the concept of google, his mind was too small to find the search button:thumbup:

Why does Sinner even bother to try and Rap??

sinner tries to rap because he was told that he should try a career in it by his best friend. but what he failed to realize was that his friend only wanted him to rap, so he could make himself look better. and in the end it all worked. which ends the story of how somebody actually thought 50 cent was dope.:thumbup:

what ever happened to Cprogress?

Cprogress is still out there, but he was banned from ever using a computer again, after he told one of his friends that the goverment was controlling peoples minds using additives in cereal, an agent discovered he had caught onto this theory and sent him to a desert island, there he managed to build a laptop using palm tree leaves, stones, and crab shells, but all this happened before the site was given the name RapVerse, so he is still trying to find us.

What possesed a hundred herbs to hit the site at once, forcing all wackness into the forums?

it seems that there was some kind of world wide lightning storm over the summer that detroyed certain types of molecules in the air which had to get in to chemical reactions forming new compounds that went straight into the cerebreum and destroyed the part of the brain that controls the amount of stupidity being used at any particular time. so you see, nobody seems to be at fault here. but it could have also been strobe telling all his friends to come join. who will really ever know?

what are you going to do the next time somebody that you are better than tries to tell you to elevate?

i owe distilled money.....

I will simply point out that they are having a battle with me right then and there, then merk them to the high heavens and say, 'hows that for elevating asshole?' Then I will proceed to repeatedly whore them in open mics and everytime they post, until they take the comment back.

Why did Carson quit his post as mod of this forum?

carson quit as mod because of two reasons.first of all, one night feeble and com came over to rv and started whoring him and strobe and cprogress which really made him sad and he couldnt eat for a week and he was constantly crying....that type of thing. secondly, he and empire were having a relationship, and empire kept saying "if you dont sticky every thread i make, i will not let you fuck tonight" and carson really wanted some of that ass, but he didnt wanna get in trouble for stickying threads all the time, so he just quit. and now he and empre broke up cuz of it....its quite sad really, they had a nice relationship.

why do guys on here think that like every girl in MM is fine as hell and real?

Because most guys on here have no hopes of ever being able to see a real pussy, so they use the internet to chat up girls which possibly are not even girls, and are probably ugly as fuck. But they try in the hopes of a web cam chat, and reaching 3rd i-base. But allas, they are wack and weak and still have no hopes.

Why doesnt anybody accept my callout in Front Lines, it's a punchline battle and would take mere minutes?

^ Cause they get no real pussy.

people wont accept your battles because they see how badly we are whoring people in here and are realizing that they would get slaughtered. plus all these fuckin herbs are pussys nowadays, nobody but vets will battle me now :( so dont worry, its not just you.

you wanna retire this thread as the funniest thread in the history of rv now or whore some more?

I think we should retire this thread, people getin whored, It is the funniest thread in RV history straight up.

ANY MOTHER FUCKER WHO POSTS HERE AFTER THIS BESIDES ME AND PHANTOM IS OFFICIALLY A FAGGOT ASS BITCH FUCK UP HERB.

<Too Gangsta to be a herb.

LOL, weeerd, E-Style.

This goes down in history.

yeh. u shoulda made the thing bout me atleast a lil believable....

hmmmmmmm.

it's official :D

All of it was true Carson, we all knows it :thumbup: lol

*To carson
^ faggot ass bitch fuck up herb :thumbup:

no more posting, just admire the beauty......

yeh....

empire wouldnt get on the pill....
made me use a condom.

He stay makein fag azz Subjects

lol.damn troop give it up dawg or jus battle again...lmao at this shit..

this is some whack shit........people aint gettin whored......why dont yall just go battle instead of tryna be internet clowns.....who even cares bout dissin empire anymore...yall got it bad for him or some shit....and carson would prolly merk both of yall......dont be bitchez

shut up...just cuz i voted against you....sheesh! anyways i battle prolly more than you....please, dont test me :thumbup:

^^^WOT......dont be a twat....wuts tht gotta do with owt.....and our records show we battle about the same......part from the tournaments n shit....so u cant battle tht much more thn me(not tht that has to do with anything)....

Word... Phantom is the ultimate e-gangsta... he will whore you over the internet... Watch yaself young one... watch yaself...

aka the gayest thread ever made on RV...^^ n da gayest person on RV created it

nah...people just on his dick cos he in ai...........no1 wud dare say anythin bad..............*gets on his knees and begs phantom for forgivness*....

cattgfdr...or wutever it is, please just stop and realize i own you. trojan, nobody was ever on my nuts and never will be, im just dope like tha *pops collar*

^^^lmao

Oh god, more net beef. Phantom, just take this to the Front Lines and son him...

nah, i cant cuz i need to leave a spot open for trooper to battle me whenever he stops bein a pussy :thumbup: